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refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Hahaha... that emphasis. You just know there are tiny small points above each syllable for him to hit them right

refleks fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Dec 9, 2019

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osker
Dec 18, 2002

Wedge Regret

refleks posted:

Hahaha... that emphasis. You just know there are tiny small points above each syllable for him to hit them right

Not having tuned in, I thought you were being unduly harsh, but I finally got off the subway and tuned in and holy poo poo this is like a 4th Grade school play reading.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Castor looks 5 years older than he did a few weeks ago.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

i am harry posted:

Castor looks 5 years older than he did a few weeks ago.

Lying prematurely ages people, confimed

Sanskrit Scat
Aug 11, 2007


eke out posted:

the funny thing is they didn't get a second attorney for the next round, so this same sad motherfucker is going to have to fill 60 minutes after he does this 30

I cant wait for Steve Castor to be on Dancing with the Stars.

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Oooh big word. Histrionics

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Am I mishearing him, or does he keep calling everyone President? Like President Turley?

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Why do they wanna hurt daddy before Christmas 😭

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Lol.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



But sir how much do you know about bird law?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Dumbass procedural bullshit points of order. Classic.

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe
Gaetz took a couple extra adderals this morning, jfc he can't sit still.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
Isn't there anything they can do to stop these constant bullshit objections and points of order.

Is the GOP strategy just to completely frustrate Nadler and have this be dismissed?

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



collins angrily waving away the written motion to table, which he angrily demanded MUST BE PRODUCED IN WRITING last time this happened

CSPAN Caller
Oct 16, 2012

What doesn't make sense to me is that Rudy made his name prosecuting mafia under complex federal charges and ought to be uniquely aware of how to hide his tracks and obscure his purpose. IIRC, as prosecutor, he often had to make fairly subtle connections between coded language on wiretaps, under cover testimony, and purchasing patterns to demonstrate bribery, extortion, etc. so you think he'd know what to avoid when soliciting foreign corruption.

If Trump had never talked directly with the Ukrainian President about Biden, and State had made more subtle policy actions on corruption ("We're going to stamp out corruption in the former Soviet states..and Ukraine is dragging their feet"), and Rudy had handled more of these talks solo and face-to-face, there wouldn't have been any whistleblower or direct evidence of abuse of power at all. Rudy ought to know this.

It's hard to explain Rudy's behavior. It's hard to explain this as merely incompetence or the onset of dementia because in many respects Rudy has engineered the worst case scenario for Trump.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The Republicans constantly wasting everyone's time because they're petulantly denying reality is pretty on the nose.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1204063752326451200

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Gaetz looked hosed up.

Sanskrit Scat
Aug 11, 2007


Excuse the baseball analogy but Danny Goldman is like a closer with some nasty stuff and Castor is the starting pitcher who has given up 10 runs and is somehow still pitching in the 9th.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

SalTheBard posted:

Gaetz looked hosed up.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

I can't get enough of Toby

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

Clearly a man of the people.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

Wait is this real there is no way oh God please make it stop

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

Jesus these deepfakes are getting so good

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

NGL, that is some powerful give no ducks energy

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

very important that everyone click this video

:911:

cr0y posted:

Wait is this real there is no way oh God please make it stop

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

holy poo poo, i'm on board the castor train now

Dzurlord
Nov 5, 2011
Oh no gotta look stern and cool for daddy by ranting in the roll call!

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
Nadler is at least trying to get a handle on things today. Likely too little too late.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Does the majority have any way of punishing minority members for bullshit like that?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Have I missed anything good so far?

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

SalTheBard posted:

Does the majority have any way of punishing minority members for bullshit like that?

Yeah, out-voting them and making them look like dweebs.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



I had to go back in the official stream to verify the stupid grocery bag and alas, he did infact come to testify to Congress sporting a reusable grocery bag.

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe
Oh wow, look who is doing pressers during intermission now.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Have I missed anything good so far?

No new facts that we haven't already heard, but the GOP is constantly interrupting Nadler with nonsense points of order, objections and role calls. Gaetz seems to have gotten ahold of the good stuff and is ready to jump in at a moment's notice.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


ummel posted:

Oh wow, look who is doing pressers during intermission now.

Is it Gaetz? I bet it's Gaetz.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

cr0y posted:

I had to go back in the official stream to verify the stupid grocery bag and alas, he did infact come to testify to Congress sporting a reusable grocery bag.

Honestly, if he's toting more paperwork than one of those attache cases will hold, I applaud him for resourcefulness and also being as eco-minded as conservatives get

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Gaetz really bothers the hell out of me. He is such an entitled little bastard.

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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

cr0y posted:

I had to go back in the official stream to verify the stupid grocery bag and alas, he did infact come to testify to Congress sporting a reusable grocery bag.

The one semi-relatable thing Castor has ever done, by my estimate

Not smart, just relatable

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