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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1204233041897385984

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Barudak posted:

Hey folks just want to ask a question, and please dont think Im trolling as I admit Ive not done all the numbers, but is it possible the NFC East is bad at football?

Nah.

The NFC East is peak football performance art. It is not designed to always be easily accessible, or easily understood upon initial viewing. But, in time, you grow to understand it. To admire the sheer brilliance and magnificence of it. To bask in its glory as they perform for our entertainment, but we are not worthy of it, for so many of us lack the ability to comprehend the sheer glory and beauty and wonder of what we are seeing.

And what we are seeing is pure, unfiltered :siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm just trying to take some positives from tonight.

Not from this game this game sucks. But we met with our daughter's teacher tonight and she said that basically my daughter is real as gently caress and not some bitchass follower. I'm.pataphrasing a bit bhere

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

A.o.D. posted:

Why would we want to see Saints-49ers in prime time?

A.o.D. trying to get me and really queer Christmas to drink ourselves to death

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
If watching the NFC East play “football” doesn’t give you at least a semi, you aren’t a real football fan.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Just popping in to say lmfao Eagles

Does anyone actually want to win the NFCE

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm.on to whiskey and peanut butter cups

balancedbias
May 2, 2009
$$$$$$$$$

BTW you know the Giants typically lose these games in hilarious fashion, right?

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Eli should have his own wing in Canton called Better than Brady

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Eli out here auditioning for his Jacksonville Jaguars job

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Rad Valtar posted:

Eli should have his own wing in Canton called Better than Brady

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Classic Eli.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





We've already hit the finala sxore and yall.cant convince me n otherwise

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the cowboys are gonna win the nfc east, and jerry jones is going to use it as justification to keep garrett

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Rad Valtar posted:

Eli should have his own wing in Canton called Better than Brady

That’s the whole hall already though.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

davecrazy posted:

Classic Eli.

Hey, he collapsed to the ground to avoid his old bones taking a hit

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Also for those of you not in Philly or attending the game today, the weather has been absolute rear end all day so of course it's clownball night

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rad Valtar posted:

Eli will have his own wing in Canton called Better than The Cheater Br*dy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ok cool how bout the offens edo somethinf that isn't poo poo?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Ok cool how bout the offens edo somethinf that isn't poo poo?

Carson starts every play planning to do this, but then he sees an opposing jersey and screams and has a panic attack and poops on the field and slips in the poop and falls in the poop

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I don't think I understood hate watching until this game began.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

King Hong Kong posted:

That’s the whole hall already though.

Wrong! Aikman is in there.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't think I understood hate watching until this game began.

You still have a way to go before you hit Big Bob Pataki levels of meltdown.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







so have they lied to the viewers and to god yet and said eli is a future HOF'er?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
San Antonio Commanders get some respect

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

FizFashizzle posted:

so have they lied to the viewers and to god yet and said eli is a future HOF'er?

No lie because he is.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

so have they lied to the viewers and to god yet and said eli is a future HOF'er?

They're saying it right now!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

FizFashizzle posted:

so have they lied to the viewers and to god yet and said eli is a future HOF'er?

Not lying when it's gonna happen.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm.on to whiskey and peanut butter cups

gimme some

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
What the gently caress is happening in this game?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh my god this game is going to be why Eli finishes his career with a winning record; what a crushing humiliation for Philly

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

so have they lied to the viewers and to god yet and said eli is a future HOF'er?

Nostradamus up in here

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ei.manning exactly.as.good as.namath

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

San Antonio Commanders get some respect

Let the AAF replace the NFC East

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

A.o.D. posted:

fuckdaeaglesheather.jpg

I'll always remember that game because right after that chick was on screen the smoke detector in the hall started beeping. I was top floor amdnopemed the door snd smoke billowed out so I booked it out the fire escape while telling my roommates to leg it. Which they didn't do in order to collect their cats that refused to be moved

Nothing happened but cmon

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
One eighteen....one eighteen...hike

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

What the gently caress is happening in this game?

ELIte

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Yeah gently caress it put Eli in the hall why not

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quiet Feet posted:

Yeah gently caress it put Eli in the hall why not

If the nWo can make it into the Hall of Fame, Eli can.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


He prevented 19-0

That's HOF worthy

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