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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Something that truly shits me about these "religious freedom" laws allowing companies to discriminate on the basis of 'religious values' is that they are never used to sack the Vice Principal of a catholic school who divorces his wife and remarries his 30 years younger than him secretary, (even though that is clearly not the kind of thing a 'Good Catholic"tm does). They are used to sack the art teacher who said once that gay people are nice and normal and don't deserve hell.

Also they are never used to defend Synagogues or Mosques from the Keep Australia White Foundation from building their headquarters next door, but will be brought to full effect if an abortion clinic pops up within 5 kilometres of a church.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Yes. That would be by design.

Yeast
Dec 25, 2006

$1900 Grande Latte
Contracting smoke induced emphysema to own the left

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

watch those poll numbers climb after that comment

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

the australian people voted for pain

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

no we voted for someone to not make it our problem, and they're delivering on that to at least a majority of voters on any given issue.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I smoked a pack of eucalypts before midday
I coughed up a lung around one
I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting
I can't remember having so much fun
I've never had so much fun

Can't drink the water in Sydney
Can't get the dole in Gippsland
Can't breath the air in the CBD
but a million people think they can

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

apathoracy.

hmm not quite. Ill need a whiteboard for this one.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Anidav posted:

Amid reports of NSW firefighters crowdfunding or seeking donations for water and food, the prime minister has rejected suggestions that Australia's volunteer firefighters should be professionalised. Asked about concerns over how long the tens of thousands of volunteers should be expected to continue without pay, Scott Morrison rejected calls for more help for firefighters, saying they “want to be there”.

Lmao what the gently caress.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

oh I thought that was satire, one of anidavs fantasy writings. is that real?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
The rfs should go on strike as soon as the fire looks like it could head to Sydney proper

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Alternatively just get some of those fire hawks to drop embers on the shire

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

hambeet posted:

oh I thought that was satire, one of anidavs fantasy writings. is that real?

What fantasy? All I do is copy and pain.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/MehreenFaruqi/status/1204252812177104896?s=19

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'D LIKE TO BE
UNDER THE SMOKE
IN A KOALAS GRAVEYARD IN THE FLAMES

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


hooman posted:

I smoked a pack of eucalypts before midday
I coughed up a lung around one
I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting
I can't remember having so much fun
I've never had so much fun

Can't drink the water in Sydney
Can't get the dole in Gippsland
Can't breath the air in the CBD
but a million people think they can

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


oh wow.

I guess we'll find out how much Australians actually care. or not.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

we didn't pay the firies

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hambeet posted:

oh wow.

I guess we'll find out how much Australians actually care. or not.

I care a lot.

About elected representatives showing proper respect to the PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA in their communications.

This is yet another example of why the Greens are not and will never be fit to govern. They would rather throw temper tantrums and swear than act like adults.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

RIP mehreens chances of election i guess

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Politics should be measured and careful, if you get passionate people might think you care about someone or something other than yourself and we aren't about that here

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

GoldStandardConure posted:

RIP mehreens chances of election i guess

She's won my vote!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

GoldStandardConure posted:

RIP mehreens chances of election i guess

yeah they aren't chances if it's 100%

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Geee I wonder why there seems to be so many people from Sydney suddenly prepared to be yelling gently caress off at the PM and Premier?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
*barges through an office door*

Mr Albanese sir, the latest polling shows that 'Smoke' is winning the latest preferred opposition leader poll by 25 points!

"What do our focus groups say about the popularity of Smoke?"

They're all dead!

"My God"

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
People are willingly volunteering their labour and communities are providing for them. If you think scomo would turn up with his chequebook when you could just not do that, then you must be new to Auspol

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
no fires in the shire

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
Vic police motto is 'uphold the right'? Nice

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Anyone know what the deal is with all the kids marchin down The Esplanade in Perth?

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

ungulateman posted:

Vic police motto is 'uphold the right'? Nice

it's better than the nsw police motto: 'show us your gooch, kiddo'

free jbp

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Zenithe posted:

People are willingly volunteering their labour and communities are providing for them. If you think scomo would turn up with his chequebook when you could just not do that, then you must be new to Auspol

not gonna get that surplus by spending all your money on fire engine fuel

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

bell jar posted:

it's better than the nsw police motto: 'show us your gooch, kiddo'

free jbp

Should've gone with "cop a feel".

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I was naive to think we’d never have a worse PM than Tony

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
DONT VOTE SCOMO

SO HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE

DONT VOTE SCOMO

THE LEAVES BURNING THE THRONE

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

bowmore posted:

I was naive to think we’d never have a worse PM than Tony

we still have the inevitable dutton government yet to come

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Tokamak posted:

we still have the inevitable dutton government yet to come

well one day decade all that maccas will catch up with scomo

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Tokamak posted:

we still have the inevitable dutton government yet to come

Please don't scare me.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Anidav posted:

Please don't scare me.

What makes you think this wont actually happen?

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

NPR Journalizard posted:

What makes you think this wont actually happen?

FORTRESS VICTORIA

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