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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

joedevola posted:

I just got interviewed by Newsnight on the street. Due to the wind I think the reporter misheard me, she seemed to think I had a "unionist background".

I'll never be allowed back into West Belfast.

Did you ask the interviewer why the government can't just get their heads together and sort it ahhhhhhhht

E

Microplastics fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Dec 10, 2019

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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

kecske posted:

this confused me initially as Bozza used to be a guy who posted here about trains a lot

I'm afraid we replaced him with the one I've been talking about. He's bad for actual trains, but is comparable to one in some regards:








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeKYP2GCNR8


Though not as powerful:








Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Who is in London thursday night and would be up for a pub meet to watch the election and toast Boris and Raab losing their seats.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

They rent. Oh, and they're on zero hour contracts in retirement lol

They're not poor though. Firmly middle class in many respects, dad has a decent pension (retired cop lmao) and at the moment they still own a wood

Good going at that age :heysexy:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

quote:

Jeremy Corbyn is speaking at a Labour event in Carlisle.

He talks about the report about the UK from the UN special rapporteur on poverty. That is shaming, he says.

He says he is glad the press highlighted the problems with the NHS yesterday. And he says it is extraordinary that, when Boris Johnson was asked about this, he chose to put the phone showing the picture in his pocket.

The dossier from the UK-US trade talks showed that the NHS is on the table in those negotiations, he says. He says people have a right to know what was going on, he says, and that is why Labour published it.

He says people accuse him of politicising the NHS. But setting up the NHS was a political choice, he says. And he says Aneurin Bevan said it would last as long as there were folk around to fight for it. Well, we are folk, and we will fight for it, he says.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
https://twitter.com/AzzaBamboo/status/1204436382883729413

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Dec 10, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

I was looking forward to your take, Azza :D

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Saros posted:

Who is in London thursday night and would be up for a pub meet to watch the election and toast Boris and Raab losing their seats.

I'd love to, but I'm at the count and the only one not old enough to have osteoporosis when Tory activists need a kicking. That wont just be walking into an outstretched hand, until it gets to court. It's also in the roughest part of town, and if I run into the pub declaring there are Tories that need sorting I will be summoning my undead army.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


These deep fakes are getting too good

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Did you ask the interviewer why the government can't just get their heads together and sort it ahhhhhhhht

E



I basically said if Corbyn loses we need a United Ireland. At least I think I did, it's hard to think when there's a camera on you.

I wonder if they stopped me because of the guillotine badge on my bag...

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Just a quick update from deep within the socialist fudge mines.

'I'm Dreaming Of A Red Christmas' test-batch came out absolutely delicious- creamy as hell, but with a slightly sharp/sour tang from the strawberry pieces to cut through the richness. And there's still another two and a bit days to get any orders in prior to the closing of the books for The Big Cook!

I've had several orders from extremely kind and generous goons- thank you from the bottom of my heart to you guys for helping to support a fledgling small business!

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


You have slain me. Also, the goon's mom who, I'm pretty sure, is the dumbest person on the planet. No offence.

Jack the Lad
Jan 20, 2009

Feed the Pubs

quote:

One wholesaler, 39-year-old Adam Leggett, says he did not used to vote but he is now backing Johnson. He argues that “Boris seems like a normal working class guy, he’ll get my vote”. Undeterred when reminded of the prime minister’s background, he says: “Like you say he went to Eton. But have any prime ministers not been to public school? They’re all from chosen stock aren’t they?

From this - bolding mine.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Decodehomeless/status/1204438128808878080

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Jack the Lad posted:

From this - bolding mine.

We are a supine nation

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Seems like the son of the woman who's facebook account got hacked was friends with Hancock :hmm:

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Our boys are kicking it with hijacking Tory memes. Who thought we would end up on this particular battleground?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Let slip the memes of war!

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
haha the party meme producers have outdone me.

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1204438604531015681

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Tesseraction posted:

Let slip the memes of war!

We shall chase them round perditions flame.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Jack the Lad posted:

From this - bolding mine.

quote:

“Like you say he went to Eton. But have any prime ministers not been to public school? They’re all from chosen stock aren’t they?”

Carefully inbred to be the best of the best at inbreeding.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
RE: 'Working class Johnson'

Ash is good as usual, and less horny than usual. Must be that professional veneer from publishing in a 'real' newspaper.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/10/myth-labour-lost-working-class-pollsters

quote:

If you were to go by British political programming, there’s only one kind of battleground that matters in this general election. Forget about Liberal Democrat/Conservative marginals in the south-west (snoozefest), don’t worry your pretty little head about the SNP, and who gives a stuff about Northern Ireland when their MPs aren’t propping up an English prime minister? All eyes are turned to the “red wall” – a phrase absolutely no one was using a month ago. It’s a collection of Labour-held leave-voting seats in the north and Midlands, populated solely by Workington man. Or so believes a certain breed of Westminster journalist who loves an opportunity to airily homogenise those bits of the country which aren’t yet served by the Victoria line.

Call me a vulgar Marxist if you must, but a quick look at the economic status of the UK’s yoof tells you why it’s so absurd to treat “young” and “working class” as mutually exclusive categories: 81% of graduates will spend 30 years of their working lives with tuition debt hanging over their heads; half of 18- to 24-year-olds believe they’ll be in debt all their lives; one-fifth of all workers under 30 (going up to a quarter for young black people) are illegally paid less than the minimum wage. Young people are more likely to be on a zero-hours contract, and far less likely than previous generations to own their home. Don’t let the avocado toast fool you – young people make up the majority of the UK’s income- and asset-poor.

The assumption that “working class” and “young people” are two irreconcilable brackets can’t be blamed on one psephologist though. It comes from the National Readership Society’s (NRS) system of social grading. You might have heard the categories ABC1 and C2DE referred to gnomically by pollsters and pundits as bywords for “middle class” and “working class” respectively. Developed more than 50 years ago, and unchanged since, the NRS model has its origins in market research, and works by classifying according to the occupation of “the head of the household”. So ABC1 includes everyone from senior management to the temp in admin. C2DE contains skilled and unskilled manual workers, the unemployed, and some pensioners. Do you see the problem?

Britain’s done a lot of changing in the past 50 years. The decline of manufacturing and heavy industry under Margaret Thatcher ripped the economic heart out of huge swathes of the country, and dramatically transformed class composition. It created what Prof Guy Standing calls “the precariat”: a class of low-paid and precariously employed white-collar workers, whose income is so insecure that they cannot be thought of as holding a traditional occupation in any meaningful sense. So the manual v non-manual labour divide is no longer a meaningful way to think about class. It’s absurd to categorise someone on a rubbish wage in retail, hospitality or the service industry as being part of the same class bracket (ABC1) as a banker.

But most importantly, the NRS social grade doesn’t measure wealth. Which is why putting pensioners in the same bracket as the unemployed is an utterly ridiculous way to think about how class works in this country. Pensioners are not a homogenous group when it comes to money: 16% of pensioners live in poverty, rising to 36% among private renters. Those on fixed incomes are disproportionately hurt by Britain’s cost of living crisis, and one in six are forced to choose between food and heating come the winter.

But it’s also the case that there is a clear generational gap in wealth between Britain’s older and younger people, and one which doesn’t seem set to close anytime soon. One in six baby boomers in the UK owns a second home, and a whopping one in five is a millionaire. Those who are able to capitalise on access to credit and the low cost of housing in decades past have been able to benefit from, and indeed exacerbate, the same overheated housing market which has locked out young people. It’s possible then, for a pensioner who lives off wealth to be classed as a C2DE, while a debt-laden millennial just about surviving on low wages gets classed as ABC1.

The NRS social grade can’t be trusted to measure class at all. And so using it as a basis on which to decry Labour’s loss of the working class is completely and utterly flawed. In fact, mobilising the vote of working-class young people in “red wall” seats might be the key to frustrating Boris Johnson in this general election. Millennials in both the east and west Midlands, as well as Yorkshire and the Humber, have endured some of the sharpest falls in living standards out of anywhere in the UK.

Essentially everyone stop banging on about Labour's 'red wall' and constantly talking to 'Working class' gammons.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 10, 2019

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Trickjaw posted:

Our boys are kicking it with hijacking Tory memes. Who thought we would end up on this particular battleground?

Ah, those clever Tory memesters.

The Times posted:

Labour has gained a “flying start” on the Conservatives in its social media campaign as aggressive, anti-establishment messages appear to be beating clever Tory memes.

An example of a clever Tory meme:


Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Begun, the Meme Wars have

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




The bodying of the Love Actually and JCB memes is just :discourse:

Also that Facebook account wasn't "hacked" her Tory troll of a progeny used her account, obviously.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Bundy posted:

The bodying of the Love Actually and JCB memes is just :discourse:

Also that Facebook account wasn't "hacked" her Tory troll of a progeny used her account, obviously.

At least the term 'frape' has gone out of common vernacular.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Puntification posted:

I don't want to suggest another poster kill their own mother but I will anyway, it's time to smother her with a pillow.

you could smother his mother and then he could do the same for yours

update Strangers on a Train for the internet age

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Does anyone know how Sealoaf is doing?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



:perfect:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

At least the term 'frape' has gone out of common vernacular.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

sinky posted:

Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I nationalised them 35 minutes ago.



In the post after coming back from walking the bog in the rain:

1 national lib dem flyer, no mention of the local candidate but a massive picture of Jo; & Boris on the back,

1 local conservative flyer, no major lies but no real effort either,

1 letter in an envelope from a police commissioner on behalf of the lib dems,

1 more trifold flyer for the local conservative candidate David Johnston desperately trying to look like a real boy: https://i.imgur.com/mLQZgip.jpg

1 big national leaflet from the conservatives designed to look like those lovely magazines you see in doctors surgeries like Now, Take a Break etc and giving off very 'hello fellow proles' vibes.


Another national flyer from the lib dems promising to stop breggsit

A third local conservative flyer attacking labour specifically and promising a hung parliament

Nowt from Labour because of a cock up that means leaflets will not be sent to Didcot, according to the local party on facebook.


In summary:

https://twitter.com/TheFilmOracle/status/1204424531626074117?s=19

E: I am deeply sorry for my actions, and any upset or harm they may have caused. Tory faces are no laughing matter, unless they are on your doorstep, in which case laugh in their stupid faces and never ever stop.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 10, 2019

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

I thought about making exactly this regarding May's prospects but was concerned about it being read as approving of violence against women.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

BizarroAzrael posted:

I thought about making exactly this regarding May's prospects but was concerned about it being read as approving of violence against women.
It translates roughly to:



I had to contact a friend in Japan who said that this was as close as she could get to omae wa mou shindeiru, but she "wasn't happy with it gramatically" because you can't apply the form 'nationalise' uses to a person.

E: ha ha ha... unless... :ntlised:

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Dec 10, 2019

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Barry Foster posted:

Noice keep us updated.

Also, last call for brizzles for canvassing. I've skipped my bus so I'm committed now

I've been pesky these last few days and will spend potentially a full 24 of the next 54 hours working so I am taking a break. Hope things go well in NW/FaBS.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



[/quote]

1 more trifold flyer for the local conservative candidate David Johnston desperately trying to look like a real boy:



[/quote]

Aargh! Dont loving do that!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1204445725683261441

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Failed Imagineer posted:

Begun, the Meme Wars have

Well I know who I'm betting on. The Tories are supported by most older people, who have decades of experience bamboozling the young and taking all their wealth from them. How could they do that if they weren't smart and young people weren't dumb? I'm sure this newfangled 'internet' thing will be easy to figure out. Besides, we have a wealth of experience of effective propaganda to draw upon.

Feast your eyes on this, Corbynailures!






You may recognise Boris' face from the tug-o-war pics ;)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
:swinson: has bought a wrap around on the evening standard i see





Finchley and golders green :lol: you're avin a fackin larf mate

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Labour and the Lib Dems are absolutely going to split the Remain vote and elect a Tory in a few of these London constituencies.

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