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Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

do you think the plumber was on like shitter eleven thinking "this seems a bit much"

# ? Dec 10, 2019 18:59

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:23

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

there are toilets the kid video game guy has never used in his own house full of rancid m&ms

# ? Dec 10, 2019 18:59

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

lol

# ? Dec 10, 2019 19:00

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth: Apr 23, 2004

i mean it's just today but Pelosi preening because GUYS WE GOT A BIPARTISAN BILL THROUGH FOR OUR WORKERS the same day the House moved forward on impeachment and oh yeah the bill funds Trump's beloved Space Force. GETTING THINGS DONE THE DEMOCRATIC WAY!

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:15

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

"The Democratic party is a private club. :smug:

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:15

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

can you smoke inside of it

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:21

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

Private club like it�s reserved for the rich to bludgeon people with

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:28

Halser: Aug 24, 2016

notch probably uses less than a studio apartment's worth of his multimillion dollar house

Wouldn't be surprised if other people live in it and he isn't even aware

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:37

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

Halser posted:

notch probably uses less than a studio apartment's worth of his multimillion dollar house

Wouldn't be surprised if other people live in it and he isn't even aware

it would go a long way to making him less despicable if he just let people live there for free, not like he needs it

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:43

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

mooyashi posted:

can you smoke inside of it

cigars are allowed

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:44

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

duz posted:

cigars are allowed

lol

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Halser posted:

notch probably uses less than a studio apartment's worth of his multimillion dollar house

Wouldn't be surprised if other people live in it and he isn't even aware

it was built for entertaining by huge celebrities, notch outbid jay-z and beyonce for it

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

TheWeepingHorse posted:

George W. Bush nominated Harriet Miers, his White House Counsel and former attorney in other matters, to the Supreme Court of the United States. Her nomination was considered an unmitigated disaster by both parties, in large part because she had no judicial experience, no elite schooling, and because she had never averred to being an originalist or strict constructionist.

The kerfuffle seems so quaint in retrospect.

yeah lol

x999 or whatever since 2017

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:52

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

he�s the baby

gotta Love him

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:05

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

i can't tell if that's mitchell, webb or justin mcelroy

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the throat pouch is where he keeps his 3 foot long tongue coiled up

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:18

Ugato: Apr 9, 2009; We're not?

Tulip posted:

The belief in anybody playing 12D chess is a mix of "surely our systems of governance are able to withstand people laboriously hacking away at them" and "surely the best way to accomplish political goals is clever and not just persistence."

it�s just desperate flailing at what could only be considered a farcical failure of a system if they didn�t otherwise convince themselves that someone was being a genius

I still pretty strongly believe it�s just the inability for anyone to admit they�re wrong ever (voters especially). trump definitely personifies that and I wonder if he won more than a few over just by mystifying them with his capability in (successfully) denying even the most blatantly obvious evidence against him

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:28

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

uber_stoat posted:

this one gave me a hearty chuckle, thank you

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:48

So Math: Jan 8, 2013; Ghostly Clothier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNi-0uqcEx4

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:53

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the throat pouch is where he keeps his 3 foot long tongue coiled up

lol thank you it actually deffo looks like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:36

MaxieSatan: Oct 19, 2017; critical support for anarchists

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

and oh yeah the bill funds Trump's beloved Space Force.

Wait, that's actually happening? What in the gently caress?

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:37

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

No no we all forgot about space force, even the president. right?

right??

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:39

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Dems agreed to it in exchange for Reps agreeing to 12 weeks of paid parental leave for federal employees.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:17

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Space force is good. Send all the armed forces to space, and leave them there. Can we get 12 weeks of paternity leave for all US employees if we do that?

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:49

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

please djt don't make me learn warhammer 40k rules

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:08

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

i played MTG and still do D&D but have nothing but contempt for people painting armies of space elves and whipping out rulers for "fun"

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:09

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

mooyashi posted:

i played MTG and still do D&D but have nothing but contempt for people painting armies of space elves and whipping out rulers for "fun"

Yeah, you definitely need something rounder

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:29

cool dance moves: Aug 27, 2018

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it was built for entertaining by huge celebrities, notch outbid jay-z and beyonce for it

And now it's the world's biggest warehouse of putrid M&Ms :batuka:

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:32

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1000718611688943616?lang=en

# ? Dec 11, 2019 03:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?