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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
*Vanilla Ice-ishly*
GO BREXIT GO BREXIT GO

GO BREXIT GO BREXIT GO

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Shinjobi posted:

*Vanilla Ice-ishly*
GO BREXIT GO BREXIT GO

GO BREXIT GO BREXIT GO

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




because the uk always phrases things in the most bizarrely nonthreatening way possible, their university secret societies are called “dining clubs”

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Squizzle posted:

because the uk always phrases things in the most bizarrely nonthreatening way possible, their university secret societies are called “dining clubs”

My favorite version of this is the euphemism "sleeping rough" for being homeless.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

foobardog posted:

It's was just a dead pig's head for some stupid fratboy initiation thing.

The reason it's great to say is because he admitted himself, I think, thus getting around the strict libel laws they have there.




Squizzle posted:

boris careened into the fridge looking for pork carcasses

pathetic little tramp posted:

didn't this guy have sex with a pig and that wasn't hyperbole


Mackers posted:

he did not have sexual relations with that (entire) pig

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
After i posted that I realized that if this thread needs a gang tag, pork markets would be a good one

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

foobardog posted:

My favorite version of this is the euphemism "sleeping rough" for being homeless.

not really, sleeping rough means sleeping on the streets. you can be homeless and not be sleeping rough

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Squizzle posted:

hogshead2hogshead
My Dave gets one rod to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
piers gaveston is the society you need to gently caress a pigs head to get it, bullingdon is the one you have to burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person. cameron was in both

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Gum posted:

piers gaveston is the society you need to gently caress a pigs head to get it, bullingdon is the one you have to burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person. cameron was in both

The money burning is less funny but way worse

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Boar's Johnson

in

the pig fucks back

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

tory cunts

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

StashAugustine posted:

The money burning is less funny but way worse

also that was £50 in early 80s money. that’s around £150 in modern money ($200 American)

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

StashAugustine posted:

The money burning is less funny but way worse

Destroying currency is basically like paying extra tax on purpose via seigniorage. Makes sense conservatives would consider it a perverse sex act.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

P.S. Boris you can burn in hell.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

social democrats are the left wing of fascism, bud

Nah, I meant in Greece and Spain.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

marktheando posted:

To get into the Skull and Bones George W Bush had to wank himself off while lying inside a coffin while his dad watched, so in conclusion conservatives are sex weirdos on both sides of the Atlantic.

They also still have Geronimo's bones AFAIK.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

voting socialist tomorrow also stalin was a shitheel

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

because the uk always phrases things in the most bizarrely nonthreatening way possible, their university secret societies are called “dining clubs”

always remember, your first loyalty is to the pudding club

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

oh but seriously I posted:

voting socialist tomorrow also stalin was a shitheel

lol we got a lib dem itt

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Bip Roberts posted:

lol we got a lib dem itt

gently caress off tankie

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Blasting good vibes as hard as I can across the Atlantic for the jam man

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

frankenfreak posted:

My Dave gets one rod to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

holy crap

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hope you guys all have fun voting in your second brexit panic election

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Isn't the real political tragedy that our only choices in the modern era is that we have to choose between the Boris', Jeremys, Donalds and the Justins? Modern politics eschews the living and breathing personalities in favour of the insane, the two-faced, the corruptible and the complex. Deeper thinkers will by now have realised that this jigsaw has some wrong/exchanged pieces and cannot be finished, let alone reach our potential. Perhaps all it needs is a tweak. By that I mean reduce the legacy stuff from the late C18th. Extant problems of that era that have since been overcome. Particularly by the massive improvements in travel and communications which were the limitations that led us to adopting Geographical Representation. The first nation that can build up to the following will have created an irreproachable, workable democracy. The pinned post and its primary comments (II - VII) for the gist of the idea. (10 minutes reading) https://www.facebook.com/Vision-Representation-A-Humanist-Government-262619170609120 The same thinkers will also appreciate it will require a couple of shakedown generations. Case in point: women's impact on Democracy has yet to be realised, at least according to their complaints. A century has passed since they got the vote. That is due to other legacy issues (the persistence of religion mainly) however there is no more useful and productive equality than political equality. Let's exploit it to the max, errors and sidetracks included. Replace politicians with first-rate administrators driven only by the will of the people.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

im the hung parliament we'll have on friday

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I already forgot, what is the point of this idiot election again? Bojo gets an absolute majority.and ttien tries to pass the May deal again?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

I’m the spring general election

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

GABA ghoul posted:

I already forgot, what is the point of this idiot election again? Bojo gets an absolute majority.and ttien tries to pass the May deal again?

mays deal, except with customs barriers between Northern Ireland and the rest of the U.K.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'm Jeremy Corbyn's 1000 year reign of terror

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

marktheando posted:

mays deal, except with customs barriers between Northern Ireland and the rest of the U.K.

but like more expensive, complicated and rife for abuse

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

MonsieurChoc posted:

Nah, I meant in Greece and Spain.

gotta make a few omelettes to have a cold war

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'm not normally one for imperialist trappings but it is kinda cool that the official datum point for both time and longitude all around the world is just down the road from me, and I can move from eastern to western hemispheres multiple times a day.

Also it annoys the poo poo out of the French which, lets face it, is the only thing that passes as a universal national character we have on these benighted isles.

Not to add a stone to an already heavy rucksack but the French actually don't give a flying gently caress about it, Paris time is GMT+1 the way 0°C is freezing and the sky is blue.
In a way it's cute how the Brits are so utterly convinced that their very existence is an irritation to the French, like a wound that simply refuses to scab over.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

the french voted lib dem, they're not that cool

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

oh no you have to reset your clock an hour when you cross the channel

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

how is david miliband voting?

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

very carefully

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Raffles posted:

how is david miliband voting?

terrible! hahaha

gently caress

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/SavantaComRes/status/1204868705420742657

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Can people just walk around the UK streets blasting chunkymark from their phones for the next 36 hours? Thanks

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