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THS
Sep 15, 2017

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

this is the edging erection election

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i have literally no idea how this election's going to turn out. a lot of the smaller indicators are saying relatively good for labour (the trend has been stagnant for the tories and growing for labour, labour's had a positive message and ground game where tories have had big ads and lots of negativity, lib dems in close marginals are likely to be susceptible to tactical voting arguments, polling has skewed tory previously), but that's all tea leaves. about the only place i'm confident is in labour not getting a majority, even though that would be glorious. anything is on the table

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


V. Illych L. posted:

i have literally no idea how this election's going to turn out. a lot of the smaller indicators are saying relatively good for labour (the trend has been stagnant for the tories and growing for labour, labour's had a positive message and ground game where tories have had big ads and lots of negativity, lib dems in close marginals are likely to be susceptible to tactical voting arguments, polling has skewed tory previously), but that's all tea leaves. about the only place i'm confident is in labour not getting a majority, even though that would be glorious. anything is on the table

corbyn’s gonna lose his seat and the centrists are gonna welcome chuka back into the party and make him leader

THS
Sep 15, 2017

huge labour majority and sanders in 2020, NATO is dissolved ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

corbyn’s gonna lose his seat and the centrists are gonna welcome chuka back into the party and make him leader

nah the membership isn't gonna let another bullshit centrist get in

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i cant wait to wake up on friday and pick up the skills wallet in my mailbox like an excited kid on christmas day. thanks prime minister swinson!

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

THS posted:

huge labour majority and sanders in 2020, NATO is dissolved ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

what if we starting couping fascists and installing socialists around the world, just like papa stalin :ussr:

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

THS posted:

huge labour majority and sanders in 2020, NATO is dissolved ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

inshallah

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

poty posted:

i cant wait to wake up on friday and pick up the skills wallet in my mailbox like an excited kid on christmas day. thanks prime minister swinson!

:swinson:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Frijolero posted:

Hope the Tories win by 1 seat, privatize the NHS, and an American system is installed where the pig-poo poo caked Britons will be forced to refer to it as "the hospital."

wow! through Obamacare, I can get insurance through the NHS right here in the Midwest! even the customer service is in the UK!

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Modest Mao posted:

what if we starting couping fascists and installing socialists around the world, just like papa stalin :ussr:

Stalin kind of did the opposite of that, backstabbing a lot of socialists/communists.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
yeah the greatest threat to the expansion of socialism and destruction of fascism - stalin

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

MonsieurChoc posted:

Stalin kind of did the opposite of that, backstabbing a lot of socialists/communists.

social democrats are the left wing of fascism, bud

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
a reminder to all americans to interfere in the british elections going on now

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

social democrats are the left wing of fascism, bud

Unlike the Nazis, who are good and Uncle Joe's best friends.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

I wish he was my professor.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

Either corbyn wins or the anglosphere further slides towards destruction. A win-win really

it's great

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

a reminder to all americans to interfere in the british elections going on now

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

lily allen or jarvis cocker fear

Lee Ving Fear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACKEGCvLtI

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

steinrokkan posted:

Unlike the Nazis, who are good and Uncle Joe's best friends.

the prewar Europe genius has logged on

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1204839843542585347

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1204841689023762433

I never get tired of this stuff. :allears:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the prewar Europe genius has logged on

Sadly I'm not the reincarnation of "Adi-san will never betray me" Stalin.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/1204832582950629377

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Sadly I'm not the reincarnation of "Adi-san will never betray me" Stalin.

maybe next time you'll reincarnate as a worm


great hustle, guys. you gave it your best

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

didn't this guy have sex with a pig and that wasn't hyperbole

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

pathetic little tramp posted:

didn't this guy have sex with a pig and that wasn't hyperbole

he did not have sexual relations with that (entire) pig

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




boris careened into the fridge looking for pork carcasses

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

It was just the head

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hog2hog

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hogshead2hogshead

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Something like that. The Bullsdong Club is kind of like the Skull and Bones society of Yale and Dubya fame. One of their initiations involves a pig carcass in the same way the ylae club involves laying in a coffin and telling your brothers your darkest sexual secrets. It's all so you don't betray each other later in life. Or that's how it is according to all the conspiracy theorists. If it's true then it says a lot about the type of person who would join these clubs, selfish sociopaths really.

It's all rumour though. It's not like Cameron has actually done anything to hurt anybody... :downsrim:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

pathetic little tramp posted:

didn't this guy have sex with a pig and that wasn't hyperbole

It's was just a dead pig's head for some stupid fratboy initiation thing.

The reason it's great to say is because he admitted himself, I think, thus getting around the strict libel laws they have there.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Mackers posted:

he did not have sexual relations with that (entire) pig

he simply smoked some rolled pork taken from the body of the 20 year old pig

[sorry this was terrible but clinton actively abused his power instead of being hazed to do something gross]

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

social democrats are the left wing of fascism, bud

Tell that to the shanghai cadres

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

To get into the Skull and Bones George W Bush had to wank himself off while lying inside a coffin while his dad watched, so in conclusion conservatives are sex weirdos on both sides of the Atlantic.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
"boar's head don't mind if i do :flaccid:"

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

marktheando posted:

To get into the Skull and Bones George W Bush had to wank himself off while lying inside a coffin while his dad watched, so in conclusion conservatives are sex weirdos on both sides of the Atlantic.

Just crush all Masonic lodges and their discontents.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

also to get into the bullingdon club (which both Cameron and Johnson were in) you had to burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person

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Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Whats the point of being rich and absolutely unnacountable to anyone, god or man, if you arent gonna become a degenerate sexmad ghoul hailing moloch

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