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Some mid-grade delivery truckfuckling at work today.  That's gonna have some shimmy on the beltway.
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What did you do to my truck?! I just came in for my free rotate and balance and it didn't have anything wrong with it!!
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Dec 11, 2019 18:59
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glynnenstein posted:Some mid-grade delivery truckfuckling at work today. "Hey, Todd, where's the curb?" "Found it!"
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Dec 11, 2019 19:01
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Fumble posted:its like a guy up a tree with a chainsaw for a while then boom out of nowhere crane to the head. Also a crane out of nowhere and a boom to the head.
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Dec 11, 2019 19:04
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Dec 11, 2019 19:22
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Haha he even checks to comfirm he poo poo his pants at the end
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Dec 11, 2019 19:25
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ekuNNN posted:Haha he even checks to confirm he poo poo his pants at the end There's a thread title somewhere in this statement
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Dec 11, 2019 19:33
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Keep OSHA poo poo in mind even if you're just bringing a friend out to help clear trash from the house you've gutted, folks. https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/1211-death
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Dec 11, 2019 20:03
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slinkimalinki posted:With people who have burns to 95 percent of their bodies, is there enough skin to harvest? Do they just go back to the same area 20 times? All so what area is the remainder usually? Is it really the crotch/asscrack like that one Carlin bit?
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Dec 11, 2019 20:32
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monolithburger posted:If the Russians haven't developed Funky Bomb technology yet, I'm gonna be awfully disappointed before I'm turned to dust. From several pages ago, but the best strat. was to get the Dirt Clod bomb and just bury your opponents in dirt that they then had to try and shoot through, usually resulting in them killing themselves, cause no one would think to buy one of the Digger rounds that dug through dirt for that exact scenario.
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DrBouvenstein posted:From several pages ago, but the best strat. was to get the Dirt Clod bomb and just bury your opponents in dirt that they then had to try and shoot through, usually resulting in them killing themselves, cause no one would think to buy one of the Digger rounds that dug through dirt for that exact scenario. I was always partial to the death heads. Even if they killed me in the process.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:08
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DrBouvenstein posted:From several pages ago, but the best strat. was to get the Dirt Clod bomb and just bury your opponents in dirt that they then had to try and shoot through, usually resulting in them killing themselves, cause no one would think to buy one of the Digger rounds that dug through dirt for that exact scenario. The copy I had worked weird as dirt would cover up the shields and then bombs could burrow through the dirt as if the shield wasn't there, so it'd be a two round fight.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:10
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Tony Snark posted:All so what area is the remainder usually? Is it really the crotch/asscrack like that one Carlin bit? Even the taint can be burned if you're not careful.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:15
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Yes, taint, armpits, etc sometimes escape though I wouldn't call it unscathed. I almost had to go to Shriner's when I was 10 due to taking apart C or D sized model rocket engines and burning the contents. Having the top surface of my hand and arm and the right side of my face debrided like at home or at my family physician was apparently miles better than dealing with the hardened pros at Shriners' where they will hold you and scrub and not mind your cries. I still can't imagine, thank goodness.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:18
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Dec 11, 2019 22:12
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how are people capable of loving up so hard. HOW? You'd imagine they'd have died long ago, but no an adult with a license and a job, still out there living on the goddamn edge all day.
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Dec 11, 2019 22:30
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slinkimalinki posted:With people who have burns to 95 percent of their bodies, is there enough skin to harvest? Do they just go back to the same area 20 times? In many cases, skin isn't required to heal the burn, it's just required to heal it quickly and not make it look awful. Plus, you can allograft many times if you have the cadaver skin to do it while the good areas spread and heal. Also, a 4x8 inch patch of skin graft is meshed using what I've heard affectionately called the "pasta cutter from Hell (not NWS link but be careful)", to spread over an area 4-5x as large. If the skin isn't meshed and instead used straight-up, it's called a "sheet graft" and is generally only done for the face, hands, and genitals, as un-meshed skin effectively only covers 1/5th the area it would otherwise. I've seen cheek skin get used to rebuild eyelids. Queen Combat fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Dec 11, 2019 |
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Dec 11, 2019 22:51
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Queen Combat posted:In many cases, skin isn't required to heal the burn, it's just required to heal it quickly and not make it look awful. Plus, you can allograft many times if you have the cadaver skin to do it while the good areas spread and heal. Also, a 4x8 inch patch of skin graft is meshed using what I've heard affectionately called the "pasta cutter from Hell (not NWS link but be careful)", to spread over an area 4-5x as large. I will probably regret asking this: can a living person donate skin? Besides rosacea on my back and acne on the face, my poo poo's fine. O+ if that matters.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:22
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MA-Horus posted:
From what we can see, this seems almost safe? OSHA thread so the bottom of the ladder is probably sitting on a table from the break room but hey.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:22
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goatsestretchgoals posted:From what we can see, this seems almost safe? OSHA thread so the bottom of the ladder is probably sitting on a table from the break room but hey. Nah, that's the latest crossfit craze, ladder runs. You get a big extension ladder, rest it up against something in the ceiling, then balance the bottom of the ladder on a medicine ball or a stack of weight plates. Climb up it as fast as you can, touch the bar in the ceiling, then hop down every other rung while clapping your hands. Do this 10 times, then gently caress off home, leaving everything set up exactly as it is, because you're a massive dickhead.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:45
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Nah, that's the latest crossfit craze, ladder runs. You get a big extension ladder, rest it up against something in the ceiling, then balance the bottom of the ladder on a medicine ball or a stack of weight plates. Climb up it as fast as you can, touch the bar in the ceiling, then hop down every other rung while clapping your hands. Do this 10 times, then gently caress off home, leaving everything set up exactly as it is, because you're a massive dickhead. I can't tell if you are just making this up or not.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:49
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Balancing the ladder on a medicine ball is the bit that makes it unbelievable.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:53
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E: Beaten: Filling container is on the ground and not a truck bed, everything is ok
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Platystemon posted:Balancing the ladder on a medicine ball is the bit that makes it unbelievable. Doin it for the gram
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HardDiskD posted:I can't tell if you are just making this up or not. Yeah crossfit is constantly butting up against Poe's Law.
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Isn't that how they sell it in Canada?
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Queen Combat posted:In many cases, skin isn't required to heal the burn, it's just required to heal it quickly and not make it look awful. Plus, you can allograft many times if you have the cadaver skin to do it while the good areas spread and heal. Also, a 4x8 inch patch of skin graft is meshed using what I've heard affectionately called the "pasta cutter from Hell (not NWS link but be careful)", to spread over an area 4-5x as large. How much skin can you get from one corpse? It seems like each person has a lot if you peel them completely, but i'm not sure if it's all suitable or if you can only use certain areas. Edit: i assume the best stuff comes from organ donors, who are only just dead or technically-still-alive (but brain dead)?
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Dec 12, 2019 00:39
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OSHA IV: Each person has a lot if you peel them completely
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Professor of Cats posted:This thread has taught me to never click on links without descriptions. https://m.imgur.com/r/kittens/GIW4e8U
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Dec 12, 2019 01:05
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Marty...slow the gently caress down https://i.imgur.com/PLaoyqw.mp4
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LifeSunDeath posted:Marty...slow the gently caress down Liking this new Ghost Rider a lot better than the Nicholas Cage version.
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Dec 12, 2019 01:18
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Haha the gate is going to close on the...oh that escalated quickly.
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Memento posted:Yeah crossfit is constantly butting up against Poe's Law. No matter how stupid you think any given exercise idea is, someone, 20 years ago, bred an idiot so massively dumb that he thinks it's the greatest thing since social media (on which he is a huge whore for likes). Poe's law, human stupidity, and Darwin are in a never-ending slapfight, where we, the people in the OSHA thread are the winners.
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did someone say dumb exercise ideas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4 (lifting/fitness isn't technically OSHA since it's mostly not done as part of a job, but it's...tangential?)
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Big Dick Cheney posted:Isn't that how they sell it in Canada? I have visited Canada and can confirm this is accurate 
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I saw a horrible OSHA video the other day. It's a security camera from a warehouse of some kind. Guy by himself driving a forklift, trying to load these big things on the truck. The things start to tip over, and he jumps off the forklift to try to steady them. The forklift keeps going, and crushes him against the truck, then drags him across until he falls on the floor. As he's lying there writhing, the forklift somehow keeps going around in a big circle, and runs him over again, and.... keeps going around in a big circle in the middle of the warehouse floor dragging him. Around and around, until it starts leave a big circular dark smear. The whole thing isn't explicit, because the camera is so far away you can't see detail, but somehow that makes it worse, because you can just imagine.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Marty...slow the gently caress down "Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a tanker truck?"
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LifeSunDeath posted:Marty...slow the gently caress down Yeah, 44000L of ethanol went up because the guy crashed at twice the speed limit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdfsPfRG6b0 http://us.tomonews.com/runaway-ethanol-tanker-kills-six-causes-hell-fire-explosion-in-brazil-3148473
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