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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh but seriously I posted:

gently caress off tankie

screaming tankie like a little baby ooohhhh aren’t you a tough little liberal does baby lib need a pacifier made from mild technocratic reforms as the capitalist class destroys your future

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The most appropriate result is Tories win 317 seats and Labour has a leadership crises that results in Corbyn as party leader.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Mackers posted:

man gently caress off

:allears:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUvcjk8J5c

Is this Brexit?

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

tory oval office

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




jesus christ where do I sign up to vote for this man

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Imagine thinking this would make Corbyn less appealing.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

:yeah:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Mackers posted:

tory oval office

:alexa:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

there's got to be a hideously antiquated British form of time that's incompatible with the metric system and the Babylonian system

like, it's how pence, shillings, and pounds work, but for time, as you have twelve moments in a score, but you have sixmoments and haymoments,

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

also the British once wore their pants on their head and insisted that the dirt in the ground tastes like chocolate ice cream, but only before immigration ruined Britain

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Victory Position posted:

there's got to be a hideously antiquated British form of time that's incompatible with the metric system and the Babylonian system

like, it's how pence, shillings, and pounds work, but for time, as you have twelve moments in a score, but you have sixmoments and haymoments,

boris is going to return us to the good old days before time zones were invented and you would have to adjust your watch travelling to a different city

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

go canvas. as an american can i phonebank to call momentum people to canvass or what.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1204883557421854722

its an omen

jezza not even in #10 and already started his four pests campaign

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




comrade

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Victory Position posted:

there's got to be a hideously antiquated British form of time that's incompatible with the metric system and the Babylonian system

like, it's how pence, shillings, and pounds work, but for time, as you have twelve moments in a score, but you have sixmoments and haymoments,

I am Bryonie Pritchard Tambling-Goggin, I am 70 Years of Age and have Never been on the Dole. Allow an Elder Explain how Britons have been Keeping Track of Time from It's Earliest Age Forward.

Dating back From over Ten Thousand years, Which is the Oldest Form of Clock this Beating the insidious Persians by Nearly Double! The Stone Age Inhabitants in Aberdeenshire used an Ingenious stoneworks noticed and THUS used their calendar to work out when the mid-winter Had Arrived.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Speaking as a lanlord, loving do it.

:hai:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

go canvas. as an american can i phonebank to call momentum people to canvass or what.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1204883557421854722

its an omen

corbyn's spirit bomb is too powerful to control.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

I really don't want the tories to win tbh

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
:swinson:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
*opens my skill wallet and moths fly out*

THS
Sep 15, 2017

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Hillary 2020 posted:

There is a third option where the voters deliver a hung parliament and the UK goes back to the polls again next year but that is so horrible few people have dared to consider it.

:yeshaha:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

VROOM VROOM posted:

what the hell is the sickos smiley

:yeshaha:

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


This reminds me of those memes where Jesus is hovering behind people's shoulders and being a bit of a dick.

VROOM VROOM posted:

what the hell is the sickos smiley

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i’m an american and saw this take by a fellow american on facebook and wanted to confirm——it’s absolutely 100% wrongo horse poo poo right? like didn’t a huge number of labour supporters vote leave?

quote:

Also, setting the antisemitism issue aside, Corbyn’s Brexit position, among other political weaknesses are why Labour isn’t kicking rear end in the polls. And they really *should* be kicking rear end.

If Labour loses, Corbyn’s lackeys and personality cult will probably spend more time blaming Jews than examining their own electoral weaknesses. Never mind that while occasionally getting non-Tory tainted partisan coverage, the Antisemitism issue isn’t a large factor for most people voting in the election.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Captain Splendid posted:

Speaking as a lanlord, loving do it.

:hai:

Why would you out yourself as scum

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Prime minister Jeremy corbyn

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

oh but seriously I posted:

voting socialist tomorrow also stalin was a shitheel

Voting liberal tomorrow also Stalin tried his best

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
it will be very ironic when your terrible voting system gives you nice socialist granddad while our ranked choice voting has dealt us nothing but venomous toads for the last half a decade

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

*opens my skill wallet and moths fly out*

*open my skill wallet and cum shoots out like a firehose*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I Open Up My Skills Wallet and It's Full of Blood

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I'm nervous. I'm really anxious about this election. I'm daring to hope but I know where hope got me before. I kept thinking "the general populace couldn't possibly be that stupid, could they?", yes they were.

This matters, big time. I've got knots in my stomach like the night I lost my virginity.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Inshallah

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cool dance moves posted:

*open my skill wallet and cum shoots out like a firehose*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




remember, if you have the power to stop a tory from voting today, use it. like dont commit an obv crime but bamboozle them as needed

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i’m an american and saw this take by a fellow american on facebook and wanted to confirm——it’s absolutely 100% wrongo horse poo poo right? like didn’t a huge number of labour supporters vote leave?

Not a huge number, but a significant enough number that they couldn't be dismissed out of hand - hence the 'neutral' stance

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




remember, the public good benefits everyone. stopping a tory govt from tearing britain down is really just fulfilling yr duty of care

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
jezza’s gonna get the egg

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