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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pipski posted:

Labour are 50/1 here, so I have to do a tactical vote. I feel so dirty. On the plus side, I arranged a vote swap with some milquetoast centrist in Chingford, so he gets to vote IDS onto the street on my behalf.

Vote Labour you dipshit

The Lib Dems are loyal to Boris how loving obvious do we have to make it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





im in awe of trumo managing as ana american to break purdah and neutral press coverage laws for uk elections

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





amazing praxis, need more like it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

fibblins posted:

political campaigning is my passion

political editor of the BBC thinks that is an example of shitposting

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Lastgirl posted:

abv%

pislner? amber? ipa?

Midstrength (3.5%) pale ale, intended as a session beer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

Vote Labour you dipshit

The Lib Dems are loyal to Boris how loving obvious do we have to make it

I know they are, I hate it, but surely better for Labour to potentially take down 2 Tory seats rather than 0? I'm super conflicted.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Just got back voting for the Blexit party.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pipski posted:

I know they are, I hate it, but surely better for Labour to potentially take down 2 Tory seats rather than 0? I'm super conflicted.

vote

labour

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

lorn Wayne posted:

vote

labour

okay, fine, if that's the consensus. but if they lose by 1 seat, and it's here, I'll go completely pants-on-head insane.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pipski posted:

I know they are, I hate it, but surely better for Labour to potentially take down 2 Tory seats rather than 0? I'm super conflicted.

what you should do is very simple

what u need to do is

vote

labour

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




libdems might swing at the other leg but theyd try to take a pipe to labours knee, just like the tories. heres how you vote tactically: vote labour, and slash a tories tyres

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy






frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:eyepop:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The Narrator posted:

Midstrength (3.5%) pale ale, intended as a session beer

weak~ but enjoy :cheers:

when US election day comes around im grabbin trippel at least 12% abv

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




declaring a 24 hour jubilee period if jezza wins, in which i will only probe other iks (except for slurs/threats)

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Squizzle posted:

declaring a 24 hour jubilee period if jezza wins, in which i will only probe other iks (except for slurs/threats)

this is it folks

the tipping point

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
https://twitter.com/Rich_Bev/status/1205077712353812480

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
:swinson:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pipski posted:

okay, fine, if that's the consensus. but if they lose by 1 seat, and it's here, I'll go completely pants-on-head insane.

While I agree it's a bit lovely to agree a vote swap with someone and not do what they want

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jose posted:

While I agree it's a bit lovely to agree a vote swap with someone and not do what they want

its tactical

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Lastgirl posted:

weak~ but enjoy :cheers:

when US election day comes around im grabbin trippel at least 12% abv

drink a gose made from fash tears

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if the conservatives gain seats i will instead probe anyone who expressed tory sympathies or who i assume voted tory or libdem

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/1205083272042016769

these are the sorts of people that want you to “vote tactically”

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

Just cast my vote for fully automated luxury Communism.

Death to landlords vote labour!

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Jose posted:

While I agree it's a bit lovely to agree a vote swap with someone and not do what they want

Don't worry, I'm cancelling it. He hasn't voted yet.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
tactically going to raise tuition fees and run off to facebook to lobby for them

all tactical please don't judge my tactics till tactically addressed

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


this emoticon should've been like that trump gif where the pointer is frantically waving around the button highlighting it and trying to click it but nothing happens

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

V. Illych L. posted:

arise, ye starvelings from your slumber
arise, ye prisoners of want

i was in islington north totally, totally coincidentally when corbyn won the first leadership election - i was down for an RS21 thing that had been arranged long before. i had personally sort of supported andy burnam (lol) initially thinking he was the most left candidate that might win. i remember i was walking around islington north the day of, and i couldn't help noticing that it was by a wide margin the nicest place in london i'd ever visited - lots of small businesses, lots of green space. community centres and public transport. small houses of worship next door to each other. that kind of thing.

the meeting was held at the same time of the results and the entire time people (almost none of whom were in labour to be clear) were watching their phones in panic, and the second it was announced the room burst into cheers.

i can remember the night of, we were doing a sort of pub crawl while all the corbynites were out celebrating, and in the crowd someone started singing the internationale and the entire street of drunken socialists burst into it.

it has been a long four years. and it's entirely likely to be a long four years more, if not longer. but i would give practically anything for another night like that.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




good way to get your knob stung by the thousands of tiny spiders that, like they do all conservatives, infest the body of margaret thatcher

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Kt_Leung/status/1205088088306962432

READ ANOTHER B-oh okay that's cool

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

CoolCab posted:

i was in islington north totally, totally coincidentally when corbyn won the first leadership election - i was down for an RS21 thing that had been arranged long before. i had personally sort of supported andy burnam (lol) initially thinking he was the most left candidate that might win. i remember i was walking around islington north the day of, and i couldn't help noticing that it was by a wide margin the nicest place in london i'd ever visited - lots of small businesses, lots of green space. community centres and public transport. small houses of worship next door to each other. that kind of thing.

the meeting was held at the same time of the results and the entire time people (almost none of whom were in labour to be clear) were watching their phones in panic, and the second it was announced the room burst into cheers.

i can remember the night of, we were doing a sort of pub crawl while all the corbynites were out celebrating, and in the crowd someone started singing the internationale and the entire street of drunken socialists burst into it.

it has been a long four years. and it's entirely likely to be a long four years more, if not longer. but i would give practically anything for another night like that.

i was in paris for the 2012 election when hollande got in. i went to the front de gauche rally and sang along with two hundred thousand people at bastille. it was absolutely electrifying, as was the night of hollande's victory. what came after sucked, but for a few glorious moments we were winning

godspeed, get jezza!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 26 days!)

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

good way to get your knob stung by the thousands of tiny spiders that, like they do all conservatives, infest the body of margaret thatcher

so you're saying if i gently caress thatcher's grave my dick could get bigger?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bernstrike posted:

drink a gose made from fash tears

the glass itself will be from the salt of fash tears melted down and blown up, and then fash tears poured in with some fash tears ice cubes

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

V. Illych L. posted:

i was in paris for the 2012 election when hollande got in. i went to the front de gauche rally and sang along with two hundred thousand people at bastille. it was absolutely electrifying, as was the night of hollande's victory. what came after sucked, but for a few glorious moments we were winning

godspeed, get jezza!

i feel like we might have had this conversation years ago in the dnd chat thread lmao

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

the glass itself will be from the salt of fash tears melted down and blown up, and then fash tears poured in with some fash tears ice cubes

exquisite

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205088745214693376

Jeremy Corbyn is my father

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

sending my energy from new england to olde england, from my maple grampa to your jammy absolute boy

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