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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

best possible outcome:
1) new GE
2) parties win seats in exactly the same ratio as last time, returning a near-identical parliament

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Very worried about antisemitism, not at all worried about the actual racist currently Prime Minister.

You love to see it.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than the DUP?

The UUP

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Hope is way too stressful. I almost miss despair

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Where the gently caress is my connect

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
getfiscal making sure he won't get accused

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1205020998745165824

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

BMX Ninja posted:

I was the only person in my station when I went to vote, although I did go at an off-peak time.

It's the first time I've had the chance to vote in a district where the result might swing, so hopefully there'll be one less DUP MP in the world by the weekend.

Way to go, brother! Excercise that democratic right!

forkboy84 posted:

Depends on your constituency but vote against the DUP. That's the important thing.

Lol, you should see the constituency that I'm in. The DUP taking this seat would be like the Greens winning in Sandford (the town from Hot Fuzz).

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

hundreds of seats change hands to wind up with exactly the same ratio is comedy nirvana i think

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than the DUP?

Yep, TUV, Traditional Unionist Voice. They're a spin-off party from the DUP who are even more entrenched in right-wing fundie beliefs.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

CoolCab posted:

hundreds of seats change hands to wind up with exactly the same ratio is comedy nirvana i think

status quo ante election, but johnson, raab, ids and swinson all losing their seats please

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





check out this other piece by the same writer

https://www.forbes.com/2009/11/08/fort-hood-nidal-malik-hasan-muslims-opinions-columnists-tunku-varadarajan.html

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Sinn fein majority. Nobody can explain it

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Gum posted:

Sinn fein majority. Nobody can explain it

A whole empty parliament or, suddenly it's the United Kingdom of Éire.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Gum posted:

Sinn fein majority. Nobody can explain it

the only exception is mike gapes, who, as the only member sitting in parliment, immediately becomes prime minister, opposition and every cabinet including shadow. prime minister's questions actually become worth watching.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

BMX Ninja posted:

Yep, TUV, Traditional Unionist Voice. They're a spin-off party from the DUP who are even more entrenched in right-wing fundie beliefs.

everything I know about ni political parties comes from that one chapo episode

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






cum-lord chancellor falconer

wow three titles!!

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Gum posted:

Hope is way too stressful. I almost miss despair

I feel like I'm about to sit an exam and I seem to have started smoking again.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pipski posted:

I feel like I'm about to sit an exam and I seem to have started smoking again.

show yr working out unless you want boris to win and it to be yr fault

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Pipski posted:

I feel like I'm about to sit an exam and I seem to have started smoking again.

The answer to all questions is "labour"

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
the only celeb endorsement that matters

https://twitter.com/_AngelaLansbury/status/1189312803779350532

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gradenko_2000 posted:

I think it's that Hugh Grant said that he'd be personally voting for the Lib Dems because that was the "tactically correct" choice to remove Tories from his constituency, but he also made a tweet calling out a Lib Dem activist as being wrong when they said that the Lib Dems were the only chance of defeating the Tories.



dead gay comedy forums posted:

has the look has the attitude but I think he is voting labour this election...?

i checked a few times but he's yammering about tactical voting and believes hung parliament is the best path so just another coward :commissar:

thats why yes, he has the look n attitude plus he makes millions selling paintings

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





she has long fingers

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


George Lansbury was cool.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol when the loving non-voting anarchists are voting Labour ...

https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1205046646997946368

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Did the queen see her shadow yet

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

PostNouveau posted:

lol when the loving non-voting anarchists are voting Labour ...

https://twitter.com/anarchopac/status/1205079827671404544

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Acting is communist as hell. The wrp was a bunch of actors

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

PostNouveau posted:

non-voting anarchists

you can just say morons FYI

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Corbyn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:)

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Is British bernie the king now or whatever

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

SorePotato posted:

Is British bernie the king now or whatever

the official ceremony of the Sacrificing of the Swan isnt complete yet but yeah sure why not

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Lastgirl posted:


i checked a few times but he's yammering about tactical voting and believes hung parliament is the best path so just another coward :commissar:



eh he genuinely did do promos and events for labour. he gets the nice wall and two cigarettes.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Continuity RCP posted:

Acting is communist as hell. The wrp was a bunch of actors

British actors are left as gently caress, no?

Lastgirl posted:

i checked a few times but he's yammering about tactical voting and believes hung parliament is the best path so just another coward :commissar:

thats why yes, he has the look n attitude plus he makes millions selling paintings

god drat it

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Your leader of government's address is also this page number right?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

silvergoose posted:

Your leader of government's address is also this page number right?

no that was 112 pages ago

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CoolCab posted:

eh he genuinely did do promos and events for labour. he gets the nice wall and two cigarettes.

he's panicking

STAND YOUR GROUND HUGH, SHOVE YOUR HAND UP THAT SOCK PUPPET PIERS MORGAN'S ARSE AND FLAP HIS GOB INSIDE OUT :byodame:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

lorn Wayne posted:

the official ceremony of the Sacrificing of the Swan isnt complete yet but yeah sure why not

Mate they haven't even tarred the welshman yet. I doubt they've even got the tar hot enough to stick the black rod in.

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

dead gay comedy forums posted:

British actors are left as gently caress, no?

Not really, barring a few high profile exceptions like Lansbury and Vanessa Redgrave

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