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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

lol the piss tape is real and the guy who told everyone about it had sex with Trumps favorite daughter.

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Stereotype posted:

lol the piss tape is real and the guy who told everyone about it had sex with Trumps favorite daughter.

"putin is blackmailing him with a tape of him watching hookers pee on a bed. He was yelling about it while we were flying back from Moscow. He even slapped don jr again" ivanka

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

All that piss is gonna burn you up

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



bought a shirt to go with my hat
https://twitter.com/BIGHONKINBURGER/status/1204576033988653056

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


It's real

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
piss politics

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders
Has Steele ever weighed in on the circulated (very real, piss be upon it) tape?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I've been doing some thinking and it's possible the piss tape is not real

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Blitz7x posted:

I've been doing some thinking and it's possible the piss tape is not real

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The possibility is there only to tempt you. It's like dinosaur bones, it's a trap to turn you away from the true faith. Have faith. The piss tape is real.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Blitz7x posted:

I've been doing some thinking and it's possible the piss tape is not real

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blessed be to the wampa lord preach!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Holy poo poo........... PISS!

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Blitz7x posted:

I've been doing some thinking and it's possible the piss tape is not real

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thank you

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I would like to say for the record that was a funny ha ha joke coordinated between myself and the poster in question

Blitz is a true and fellow acolyte of the piss tape (which is real), amen.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

WampaLord posted:

I would like to say for the record that was a funny ha ha joke coordinated between myself and the poster in question

Blitz is a true and fellow acolyte of the piss tape (which is real), amen.

you wouldn't have the guts to probe me

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Need to hear it from Blitz, the original pissbringer

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Alright, so what's the deal with the IG report disproving the piss tape.

E don't probe me I'm still on the it's real side obvs

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Inspector Hound posted:

Alright, so what's the deal with the IG report disproving the piss tape.

E don't probe me I'm still on the it's real side obvs

Where does it say that?

e: Looks like page 177+.

Pooky has issued a correction as of 08:33 on Dec 12, 2019

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pooky posted:

Where does it say that?

Someone told me pp 186-190? I can't find the link at the moment because I'm dumb

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Pooky posted:

The piss tape is real, it's the Steele dossier that is bought, paid for, and poorly put together.

Called it

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Yeah comedian/journalist Jimmy Dore and this thread have all along both been on top of the phoniness of the Steele Dossier and of pretty much every other pretext for impeachment, all the dumb procedural bullshit the moderate democrats decided to go after Trump for in lieu of all the very real obvious crimes they didn't want to dig any deeper on. Puerto Rico, Epstein, ICE, white collar crimes, etc.

Yet nothing in the whole world, nothing at all, remotely comes close to explaining how the video clip at https://pisstape.org/ came to exist or why it has to be a fake or why if it is fake it managed to so perfectly capture the typical mood of a Trump moment.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
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Was this one of you?

Pooky has issued a correction as of 08:59 on Dec 12, 2019

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!


I think it’s from http://1488chan.org

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Page 187 posted:

Application No. 1 and months prior to Renewal Application No. 2, raised doubts about the reliability of Steele's descriptions of information in his election reports. During the FBI's January interview, at which Case Agent 1, the Supervisory Intel Analyst, and representatives of NSD were present, the Primary Sub-source told the FBI that he/she had not seen Steele's reports until they became public that month, and that he/she made statements indicating that Steele misstated or exaggerated the Primary Sub-source's statements in multiple sections of the reporting. 336 For example, the Primary Sub-source told the FBI that, while Report 80 stated that Trump's alleged sexual activities at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow had been "confirmed" by a senior, western staff member at the hotel, the Primary Sub-source explained that he/she reported to Steele that Trump's alleged unorthodox sexual activity at the Ritz Carlton hotel was "rumor and speculation" and that he/she had not been able to confirm the story. A second example provided by the Primary Sub-source was Report 134's description of a meeting allegedly held between Carter Page and Igor Sechin, the President of Rosneft, a Russian energy conglomerate. 337 Report 134 stated that, according to a "close associate" of Sechin, Sechin offered "PAGE/TRUMP's associates the brokerage of up to a 19 percent (privatized) stake in Rosneft" in return for the lifting of sanctions against the company. 338 The Primary Sub-source told the FBI that one of his/her sub-sources furnished information for that part of Report 134 through a text message, but said that the sub-source never stated that Sechin had offered a brokerage interest to Page. 339 We reviewed t he texts and did not find any discussion of a bribe, whether as an interest in Rosneft itself or a "brokerage."

The report says that Steele was bought off to do a bunch of digging. He collected reports from sub-sources and tipped off the FBI with them. The report doesn't really dispute the allegations though, just the handling of the info.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

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:yikes:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

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quote:

According to WFO Agent 1, the Primary Sub-source said he/ she made it clear to Steele that h'e/she had no proof to support the statements from his/her sub-sources and that "it was just talk." WFO Agent 1 said that the Primary Sub-source explained that his/her information came from "word of mouth and hearsay;" "conversation that [he/she] had with friends over beers;" and that some of the information, such as allegations about Trump's sexual activities, were statements he/she heard made in "jest." 341 The Primary Sub-source also told WFO Agent 1 that he/she believed that the other sub-sources exaggerated their access to information and the relevance of that information to his/her requests. The Primary Sub-source told WFO Agent 1 that he/she "takes what [sub-sources] tell [him/her] with 'a gra in of salt.

341: According to WFO Agent 1, the Primary Sub-source told him that he/she spoke with at least one staff member at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow who said that there were stories concerning Trump's alleged sexual activities, not that the activities themselves had been confirmed by the staff member as stated in Report 80.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
that's a lot of words to say "piss tape is real"

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Need to hear it from Blitz, the original pissbringer

It's true I wanted to liven up my rap sheet

The piss tape is so loving real and I found it on 4chan and sprinted back to my favorite alive comedy forum to post it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

WampaLord posted:

I would like to say for the record that was a funny ha ha joke coordinated between myself and the poster in question

Blitz is a true and fellow acolyte of the piss tape (which is real), amen.

Why would he believe in a fairy tale like the piss tape?

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Reported

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Blitz7x posted:

It's true I wanted to liven up my rap sheet

The piss tape is so loving real and I found it on 4chan and sprinted back to my favorite alive comedy forum to post it

Greta thunberg stole your valor

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its real

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Greta thunberg stole your valor

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Wampa you coward handle your own battles

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Yet nothing in the whole world, nothing at all, remotely comes close to explaining how the video clip at https://pisstape.org/ came to exist or why it has to be a fake or why if it is fake it managed to so perfectly capture the typical mood of a Trump moment.

it also doesn’t account for his insane denial; the least convincing one in the world that included: “I wasn’t even in that room... for that amount of time”

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Pity those who do not regard the piss tape in the truthful esteem it so deserves, as it is real

Aiat

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
96724 people have seen the truth

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