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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Polls don't even close for another 6 hours, chill.

oh my god how long does it take you guys to run an election it was called weeks ago

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bryter posted:

It predicted large tory gains in2015, but not enough to get a majority, which they narrowly managed. It wasn't off by that much and was a lot closer to the actual result than opinion polling leading up to the election.

they're usually ok, maybe that's just my pedantic lib side making an appearance

*punches it back into its hole*

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
corbyns gonna do it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Polls don't even close for another 6 hours, chill.

go to a good old fashioned movie w a friend

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
I went to vote at lunchtime and it was completely dead, like, I was the only person there, must have gone in, voted and got back to my car within 60 seconds.

But I am in the home counties which is about as Tory a place as exists in the UK.

But then I see things like this:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/queues-at-polling-stations-britain-turns-out-election-lifetime-103826054.html

And it makes me hope, but I guess this is hellworld so filling me with hope before spiraling me into a depression sounds about right.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Squizzle posted:

go to a good old fashioned movie w a friend

I think we've been infiltrated by tories

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Polls don't even close for another 6 hours, chill.

:derp: :derp: :derp:

When are we changing these back to :arzy:

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Feb 2, 2009



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Jota posted:

corbyns gonna do it

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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just corb

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017

Dravs posted:

I went to vote at lunchtime and it was completely dead, like, I was the only person there, must have gone in, voted and got back to my car within 60 seconds.

But I am in the home counties which is about as Tory a place as exists in the UK.

But then I see things like this:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/queues-at-polling-stations-britain-turns-out-election-lifetime-103826054.html

And it makes me hope, but I guess this is hellworld so filling me with hope before spiraling me into a depression sounds about right.

Hope is the sauce of despair.

E: the queues seem to be all in London, which is a nice sign for there but not anywhere else necessarily.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
is it mandatory yet to refer to others as comrades or does that apply from tomorrow

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205151408015708160?s=19

The kids are alright :shobon:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Although I worry that Cameron might've dealt the final blow to the UK with the brexit vote, I wish the best for you guys.

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Oct 21, 2011


poty posted:

is it mandatory yet to refer to others as comrades or does that apply from tomorrow

I am doing it already

comrade is a good title, it is respectful yet not subservient, gives off solidarity vibes, gender neutral and the wrong people will know you are against them

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

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Word on the street is things look hopeful, but that having hope is gods way to punk you.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Speaking with less hyperbole: what is the bare minimum of what would be considered a 'victory' for the labour movement?

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Aug 6, 2013


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Morter posted:

Speaking with less hyperbole: what is the bare minimum of what would be considered a 'victory' for the labour movement?

Wouldn't it be a Labour "victory" to just keep the status quo number of seats? There already isn't enough votes for Boris' Brexit plan. Why should the political outlook change if the seat count doesn't?

Like, Labour isn't planning/expecting to actually "govern" in their traditional sense, everything is consumed with Brexit.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Morter posted:

Speaking with less hyperbole: what is the bare minimum of what would be considered a 'victory' for the labour movement?

Not losing more than half their seats.

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Oct 21, 2011


Morter posted:

Speaking with less hyperbole: what is the bare minimum of what would be considered a 'victory' for the labour movement?

as a movement? we already have it. There is a massive victory already by a whole generation of people embracing socialism, and the younger people that are coming up are extremely sympathetic to the red

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Mar 6, 2010

Grondoth posted:

Although I worry that Cameron might've dealt the final blow to the UK with the brexit vote, I wish the best for you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vis8Aaekpw

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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absolute minimum is denying a tory majority and staying at net zero seats. reasonable win is being able to form a government without lib dem support. absolute best is a straight labour majority, but i don't think anyone's expecting that.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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chaos option: tories+DUP have majority again, arlene foster kills boris johnson's brexit deal and we're back to where we were in 2017

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





https://twitter.com/MattHighton/status/1204902918983471105?s=20

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Pook Good Mook posted:

Wouldn't it be a Labour "victory" to just keep the status quo number of seats? There already isn't enough votes for Boris' Brexit plan. Why should the political outlook change if the seat count doesn't?

Like, Labour isn't planning/expecting to actually "govern" in their traditional sense, everything is consumed with Brexit.

not really. this was expected to be the brexit election - again - and the conservatives sure fought it like one, but 100% of labour's messaging and attack lines were on governing. nhs, schools, benefits, etc etc.

labour's big brexit move was to say "we're staying neutral in any second referendum" - the perfect opposite of taking a brexit side.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Pook Good Mook posted:

Wouldn't it be a Labour "victory" to just keep the status quo number of seats? There already isn't enough votes for Boris' Brexit plan. Why should the political outlook change if the seat count doesn't?

Like, Labour isn't planning/expecting to actually "govern" in their traditional sense, everything is consumed with Brexit.

Technically there are enough votes for Boris' plan, or there have been so far: it passed second reading with the help of 19 Labour votes. It was his attempt to fast track the bill that failed.

I would imagine that if Corbyn fails to make significant gains this election he will lose the relatively strong position he's spent years trying to cement, party discipline will fall to the wayside and more Labour MPs in leave constituencies might be emoldened to join the 19 who backed the 2nd reading.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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Bryter posted:

Technically there are enough votes for Boris' plan, or there have been so far: it passed second reading with the help of 19 Labour votes. It was his attempt to fast track the bill that failed.

I would imagine that if Corbyn fails to make significant gains this election he will lose the relatively strong position he's spent years trying to cement, party discipline will fall to the wayside and more Labour MPs in leave constituencies might be emoldened to join the 19 who backed the 2nd reading.

for this to happen there needs to be a tory government, though, which i can't really see unless they get a majority

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

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PhilippAchtel posted:

Has Corbyn won yet?

inshallah

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

V. Illych L. posted:

absolute minimum is denying a tory majority and staying at net zero seats. reasonable win is being able to form a government without lib dem support. absolute best is a straight labour majority, but i don't think anyone's expecting that.

which outcome results in jam man as PM?

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
Where's the best internet place to watch the results come in? I'd prefer something like the Monty Python silly party sketch if it can be managed.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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WampaLord posted:

which outcome results in jam man as PM?

the latter two certainly, possibly the former depending on particulars - the DUP would legit rather no-deal brexit than have a labour government, and so would most of the tories. the lib dems *might* give conditional and temporary support until brexit is no longer an issue, but who the hell knows

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

WampaLord posted:

which outcome results in jam man as PM?

You could manage that somewhere between absolute minimum and reasonable win, I think -- if Labour can form a coalition government by allying with Lib Dems, they get Corbyn as PM but he's hamstrung in a lot of the cool poo poo he wants to do because he'd need votes from JK Rowling

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Pook Good Mook posted:

Wouldn't it be a Labour "victory" to just keep the status quo number of seats? There already isn't enough votes for Boris' Brexit plan. Why should the political outlook change if the seat count doesn't?

Like, Labour isn't planning/expecting to actually "govern" in their traditional sense, everything is consumed with Brexit.

Yeah but Boris has been prattling on about Brexit while Corbyn has made the wise decision to point out all the horror that has happened to the UK under the current tory government. This election is about more than just Brexit even if brexit caused this election.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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likely they'd at least be amenable to abstaining, so as long as the tories+DUP aren't bigger than lab+green+nats it's the most probable outcome

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

WampaLord posted:

which outcome results in jam man as PM?

I think you need the Tories to fall far enough that even the Lib Dems, BXP, and DUP together can't save their bacon.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

thank you for the quick and helpful answers, the british government is extremely confusing and my brain is preoccupied with our own stupid election poo poo here

Go jam man!

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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the lib dems genuinely can't coalition with johnson's tories. they're both single issue parties with opposite positions this go around, it'd make the perceived betrayal of the coalition look tame

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
lol

https://www.machotrouts.com/2019/12/12/absoluteboys/

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mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

V. Illych L. posted:

the lib dems genuinely can't coalition with johnson's tories. they're both single issue parties with opposite positions this go around, it'd make the perceived betrayal of the coalition look tame

the lib dems have no principles or shame

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