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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

Lol

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


she's there to steal your mail

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Why name your second kid Sixtus

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


spacemang_spliff posted:

Don't the Brits have some rich failson MP that looks like Mary Berry's wet dream who named his son like Septimus or some poo poo?

sixtus

yes, with an i


e: shoulda known people would jump on this

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

lmao

What a fanciful land

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

StashAugustine posted:

Why name your second kid Sixtus

Well, he does have six kids

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

StashAugustine posted:

Why name your second kid Sixtus

Sixtus was a Roman name, a corruption of the Greek name "Ξυστος", meaning "polished"

lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

StashAugustine posted:

Why name your second kid Sixtus

I'm naming my kid Sixlets

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

this will always get a chuckle

holy gently caress i thought we're trying to avoid the stereotypes

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

Good god these are real. :stonk:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Vox Nihili posted:

Well, he does have six kids

Reese-Mogg is a tradcath (and probably a sedevacantist), so he probably count four nocturnal emissions as alive.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I've heard absoluetly enormous turn-out among young people. Looks like we're getting Jo Swinson as PM since the lib dems are of course the party of students

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Optimus Primus Wentworth Shropfordshire Rees Mogg

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

Someone has the name "de Chair" and isn't a character in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You guys should do another election after this for fun

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

spacemang_spliff posted:

Don't the Brits have some rich failson MP that looks like Mary Berry's wet dream who named his son like Septimus or some poo poo?

Yeah but he's been hidden away after saying he wouldn't have died at Grenfell because his intellect means he would have ignored the fire brigade

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I've heard absoluetly enormous turn-out among young people. Looks like we're getting Jo Swinson as PM since the lib dems are of course the party of students

only person i know voting libdem is my wallet maker

if that was a thing, which it so is

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

What's the vibe like right now? Is the jam man going to win the day?

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can't get over those loving names. It's like he had JK Rowling name his kids while on meth.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You guys should do another election after this for fun

will settle for another 4000 years of handwringing about brexit

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


They can't report exit polls yet but a mole in the polling orgs told me that the lib dems are going to win a good ~420 seats in an absolute landslide. They're planning on forming a coalition government with the Tories 15 seats with Boris as PM and Swinson as Minister of Sport.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i'm going nuts when do you get results aa

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

They can't report exit polls yet but a mole in the polling orgs told me that the lib dems are going to win a good ~420 seats in an absolute landslide. They're planning on forming a coalition government with the Tories 15 seats with Boris as PM and Swinson as Minister of Sport.

hm

decent

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Kurtofan posted:

i'm going nuts when do you get results aa

Unofficial results 2h47m from now.

Official results one hour after that (3h47m from now).

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Kurtofan posted:

i'm going nuts when do you get results aa

the same timeframe we got results for whether we're doing brexit or not


so never, go to bed

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Royston Pennelegion Maximus Meridius Altringham Rees-Mogg

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I want Labour to win a majority, but a part of me also wants precisely zero seats to change hands because that would make me laugh until my lungs burst.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

You forgot their wild child, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Rees-Mogg

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Feldegast42 posted:

You forgot their wild child, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Rees-Mogg

like he would ever name his kid ebony

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205204804760260608

prime memeister Jeremy Corbyn

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


when are exit polls? 10 pm? which would be 5 pm eastern time in the US

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
You really can't make this poo poo up.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

TeenageArchipelago posted:

when are exit polls? 10 pm? which would be 5 pm eastern time in the US

they're whenever you want them to be bbz

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

lorn Wayne posted:

only person i know voting libdem is my wallet maker

if that was a thing, which it so is
I see the skills wallet proposal brought them at least one vote.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205154183172820993

awwwhhhh goddamnit Jeremy the UK doesn’t deserve you

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Rees-Mogg, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my skills wallets, in this life or the next.

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

This can't be real because one of the names is literally almost Dumbledore's name.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the de Chair family invented the chair 800 years ago and have been coasting ever since

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shaffness posted:

This can't be real because one of the names is literally almost Dumbledore's name.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/jacob-rees-mogg-announces-birth-of-his-sixth-child-sixtus

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

eric ciaramella posted:

the de Chair family invented the chair 800 years ago and have been coasting ever since

they deserve a well earned rest imo



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