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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Is he one of those guys who thinks that the british ruling class were descended from romans who escaped the fall of the western empire

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Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Sending good socialist vibes your way UK. May Jezza reign 1000 years.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

my stomach is in knots waiting on results. im glad im at work and nowhere near alcohol for when the exit polls drop

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

THS posted:

nowhere near alcohol for when the exit polls drop

this seems like an unwise course of action

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

IWW Online Branch posted:

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Rees-Mogg, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my skills wallets, in this life or the next.

Commodus Corbyn is an anti-semite.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205154183172820993

awwwhhhh goddamnit Jeremy the UK doesn’t deserve you

lmao that pics gonna get used by some conservative whos gonna whine about him reading some colonial author instead of true British literature

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

Given name, christening name, nobility name, (name?), surname

THS
Sep 15, 2017

lorn Wayne posted:

this seems like an unwise course of action

if the results are good i will buy exactly one beer to celebrate. trying to cut back. if i started drinking due to hell results i would not stop

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

IWW Online Branch posted:

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Rees-Mogg, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my skills wallets, in this life or the next.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
that is one unamused hitlercat

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

I lived there for 2 years but I really really don't understand the British upper class. Also how many times did he get punched in the face at Eaton or Exeter or Equine or whatever school he went to. Because that picture makes me wish for some kind of quantum teleportation device so I can reach through the screen and throttle him.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Victory Position posted:

Given name, christening name, nobility name, (name?), surname

Some kids get four names, others get five names. In this way we teach our children that they are born inherently unequal, but in time, they may earn a fifth or even a sixth name through either pious worship or financial success.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
odds on america invading if corbyn wins?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Shaffness posted:

I lived there for 2 years but I really really don't understand the British upper class. Also how many times did he get punched in the face at Eaton or Exeter or Equine or whatever school he went to. Because that picture makes me wish for some kind of quantum teleportation device so I can reach through the screen and throttle him.

nah they jerk each other off like mad in those institutions, he would've been fine

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Kurtofan posted:

odds on america invading if corbyn wins?

wish they'd do it regardless

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Vox Nihili posted:

Wife's name: Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair

Children's names:

-Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
-Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
-Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
-Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
-Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg
-Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg

i was so convinced this was a fakepost that i googled each name

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205154183172820993

awwwhhhh goddamnit Jeremy the UK doesn’t deserve you

He missed an opportunity for the circle game

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205154183172820993

awwwhhhh goddamnit Jeremy the UK doesn’t deserve you

this is so good

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Finicums Wake posted:

i was so convinced this was a fakepost that i googled each name

M.A.C.E Rees-Mogg :monocle:

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

IWW Online Branch posted:

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Rees-Mogg, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my skills wallets, in this life or the next.

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017

Agean90 posted:

lmao that pics gonna get used by some conservative whos gonna whine about him reading some colonial author instead of true British literature

Steinbeck supported the Vietnam war and so did the Labour Party! Labour will lead us into a new Vietnam!

(For once in my life, the second part isn't necessarily true.)

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
sextus

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Kurtofan posted:

odds on america invading if corbyn wins?

We just need to invade the Cayman islands, Jersey, and maaaybe Switzerland and we could probably afford UHC, the elimination of homelessness, free college tuition, and have enough left over to give each citizen a solid gold statue of Bernie without raising a single tax. That would involve waging war for reasons other than grabbing oil or punishing brown people though

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
just hope he doesn't grow up to be a sixpes

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Sextips Dingle-berries Mammoth Marlboros-Lite Reese-moog

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Vox Nihili posted:

Some kids get four names, others get five names. In this way we teach our children that they are born inherently unequal, but in time, they may earn a fifth or even a sixth name through either pious worship or financial success.

Wait what's the difference

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

lorn Wayne posted:

wish they'd do it regardless

If you want the US to control things vote for the Tories and we can officially get y'all renamed to Airstrip One.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/feelssick/status/1205196458154250240?s=20

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

StashAugustine posted:

Wait what's the difference

Britain hasn't gotten the Prosperity Gospel update to Christianity yet, I guess.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

foobardog posted:

If you want the US to control things vote for the Tories and we can officially get y'all renamed to Airstrip One.

not so much control things, i was thinking more nuclear annihilation

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lmao :owned:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

lorn Wayne posted:

not so much control things, i was thinking more nuclear annihilation

Oh, that's for brown people! We have a murder-suicide pact special relationship.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

foobardog posted:

If you want the US to control things vote for the Tories and we can officially get y'all renamed to Airstrip One.

British-American Landing Lane and Strategic Air Command

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I am so anxious. Somebody in this thread already said they have two crates of beer waiting for them after the exit polls. I didn't wait. I'm already about half a litre of vodka into self therapy. Every time I drink it seems like the outside world is shouting at me. I don't think I have mentioned this ITT before but I am a relapsed alcoholic with numerous mental health issues. I really hope that bottle of vodka doesn't jinx this election for me.

Daring to hope.

I was making progress right up until two years ago when the tory cuts finally caught up to me.

Corbyn needs to win this.

Everytime I went looking for help over the past two years I've been shot down. Nobody wants to see me and help me if I managed to survive this long without professional help. I realise that there are people out there with life threatening illnesses who are more in need than I am but I could still be a contributing member of society if I just got the help I needed.

I am 37 years old and living with my parents. You don't have to tell me how pathetic that is. I made the decision back in my late 20's to finally buck the trend and do something positive. I've been in and out of hospitals and care homes and seen enough people become instituionalised that I didn't want it to happen to me.

I don't know where I am going with this. If Corbyn doesn't win I am not going to go the way like so many other people have. I realise that I am so lucky that my parents have taken me back in.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTED AS A STATISITC. *THIS WAS A DEATH OF DESPAIR*

I will not kill myself. Other people will die before that happens. You and I both know who they are.

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

I'm on the west coast of the US

company scheduled our annual holiday party for 2pm on a Thursday, presumably to stop people from drinking too much, but that's the exact time that polls close so whoops

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

foobardog posted:

Britain hasn't gotten the Prosperity Gospel update to Christianity yet, I guess.

Good article in LRB on these lines:
https://twitter.com/piercepenniless/status/1155744556790554624?lang=en

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Valko posted:

I am so anxious. Somebody in this thread already said they have two crates of beer waiting for them after the exit polls. I didn't wait. I'm already about half a litre of vodka into self therapy. Every time I drink it seems like the outside world is shouting at me. I don't think I have mentioned this ITT before but I am a relapsed alcoholic with numerous mental health issues. I really hope that bottle of vodka doesn't jinx this election for me.

Daring to hope.

I was making progress right up until two years ago when the tory cuts finally caught up to me.

Corbyn needs to win this.

Everytime I went looking for help over the past two years I've been shot down. Nobody wants to see me and help me if I managed to survive this long without professional help. I realise that there are people out there with life threatening illnesses who are more in need than I am but I could still be a contributing member of society if I just got the help I needed.

I am 37 years old and living with my parents. You don't have to tell me how pathetic that is. I made the decision back in my late 20's to finally buck the trend and do something positive. I've been in and out of hospitals and care homes and seen enough people become instituionalised that I didn't want it to happen to me.

I don't know where I am going with this. If Corbyn doesn't win I am not going to go the way like so many other people have. I realise that I am so lucky that my parents have taken me back in.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTED AS A STATISITC. *THIS WAS A DEATH OF DESPAIR*

I will not kill myself. Other people will die before that happens. You and I both know who they are.

I know who they are too friend

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



is there a good stream link of results coverage so i can despair and/or celebrate in real time this afternoon across the pond

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

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