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Well that's not going to fit in my TV stand. Xbox Series X? Huh. Series X Xbox. Sexbox.
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runchild posted:Well I sure didn’t expect the next Xbox to look like that It looks like an Acer desktop tower.
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I was literally wondering to myself yesterday if the lesson they took from the Bone was to make its demonym involve the letter x better
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runchild posted:Well I sure didn’t expect the next Xbox to look like that playing in a dark room trying to shove a disc into my subwoofer
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Dec 13, 2019 03:34
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Consoles have been too easy to fit into shelves and under screens for far too long now, thank god someone finally had the balls to change that
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Dec 13, 2019 03:42
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They confirmed it can lay on it's side at least
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So they're not going to follow the One X/S naming convention and name the lower spec one the Series S right? Xbox SS?
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BonoMan posted:They confirmed it can lay on it's side at least I'm still not certain it would fit in my media center lol
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Please fire whoever names this stuff.
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It looks pretty sleek actually. Any videos of actual game footage and what it can do yet? That will be the most telling.
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BonoMan posted:They confirmed it can lay on it's side at least That’ll look a little weird but at least it’ll fit in my media console I guess.
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Blind Rasputin posted:It looks pretty sleek actually. Any videos of actual game footage and what it can do yet? That will be the most telling. In engine announce trailer for Hellblade II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJWI4bkD9ZM Red Warrior fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Dec 13, 2019 |
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Dec 13, 2019 03:56
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They'd be stupid not to sell proprietary configurable upgrade cards
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"Xbox, Siri sex" 
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Hey dat new xbox is probably great for goons at a desk but it is not a living room compatible form factor too much.
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What in the absolute gently caress
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Real hurthling! posted:Hey dat new xbox is probably great for goons at a desk but it is not a living room compatible form factor too much. Apparently Microsoft has confirmed it was designed to stand up or lay on its side.
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With the confusing name and the bland design I have to ask: Do Microsoft's marketing and design departments know the goal is to actually sell some of these things?
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Mahoning posted:Apparently Microsoft has confirmed it was designed to stand up or lay on its side. Its wider than a controller
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Senator Drinksalot posted:With the confusing name and the bland design I have to ask: Do Microsoft's marketing and design departments know the goal is to actually sell some of these things? The name is dumb but the design is fine. I mean the form factor is a little odd, but the blandness of the "it's just a cube" is attractive to me. That's what I like about the One S/X. Doesn't look like some stupid thing you'd find on a graphics card box.
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Phil tweeted this week that the name would reflect the purpose of the console lol
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BonoMan posted:The name is dumb but the design is fine. I mean the form factor is a little odd, but the blandness of the "it's just a cube" is attractive to me. That's what I like about the One S/X. Doesn't look like some stupid thing you'd find on a graphics card box. Yeah I get your point but this thing looks like one of those automatic air fresheners
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Senator Drinksalot posted:With the confusing name and the bland design I have to ask: Do Microsoft's marketing and design departments know the goal is to actually sell some of these things?
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xbox degeneration x
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The biggest xbox of all time
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For advanced minded people like myself I put my console on a pedestal in the middle of my living room and insist all my guests “oh” and “ah” in its presence. The though of doing that with the Series X makes me want to vomit.
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Xbox is now the pedestal
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Xbox series XXL
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Real hurthling! posted:Xbox is now the pedestal Pedestal for what? Oh I think you already know. 
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Some additional info from Gamespot
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Dec 13, 2019 05:48
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Oh that last one is legit as gently caress.
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How many? Is it just going to give you an available amount of memory to save game states to and you can fill it up or do they mean 2
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Can I order this thing now
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Real hurthling! posted:Xbox is now the pedestal 
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I'm going to call it the xsex
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... and they named the fourth XBox the Sexbox.
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I'm not sure what I really wanted, because the current ones are great, but I thought they might do more with the controller this time.
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uvar posted:I'm not sure what I really wanted, because the current ones are great, but I thought they might do more with the controller this time. Buttons on the underside.
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