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That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
EDIT: 283 is the seats Labour should have held, at least.

The numbers may be a bit wonky cause A) they are from last night at 4AM when I woke up to check and B) I'm going by heart, but:

- Tories: 12mil votes, 320 seats
- Lab: 9mil votes, 170 seats
- LD: 3mil votes, 8 seats

FTTP being what it is, at a glance it looks like Brexit is more popular on average in most constituencies (compared to no brexit, 2nd ref, soft brexit, etc); and that the LDs managed to syphon away a ton of non-tories votes from Labour for very little gain (of course there is no real overlap between Corbyn policies and LD poo poo centrism, but a lot of uninformed young people / city dwellers that have voted LD would have probably had Labour as a second preference, certainly before the Tories).

That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Dec 13, 2019

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Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Whole shitload of people going to die over the next five years.

And the best we can hope for is making sure some of them are the ones who deserve it.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Jesus, never getting PR or AV completely hosed your country

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



ahmini posted:

Boris' deal, which is the the same as May's with a dash of NI isolation, will go through and the UK will leave the EU by the end of January. Then a transitional period begins where we try and negotiate future EU relationship. BoJo seems to think this will be done by the end of 2020 but everyone knows it's impossible without major concessions like a customs union. Very real prospect of that we effectively NDB into total isolation then.
And perhaps importantly for those trade negotiations, once the UK leaves the EU will be in a stronger position to negotiate than if UK had remained to negotiate.

Pesmerga posted:

Yeah that’s not likely to happen after a historic majority where people seem to like ‘winner takes all’. Johnson’s got the majority to really gently caress with the boundaries and composition of the house now too.
I wasn't suggesting it'll happen immediately, but once the pendulum swings.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



So anyway who won the sweepstake?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Lol Lib Dem’s got a hard brexit

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
https://twitter.com/misslucyp/status/1205434816814039044

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

OwlFancier posted:

I think I may be beaten, to be honest.

It is hard not to view this as simply the suggestion that capitalism has won for the time being. That enough people are sufficiently atomized and influenced by the organs of the state and capital that class consciousness can not develop. And even using the easiest routes available to us, we cannot reach them enough to build a counter narrative. We are on a time limit and I do not see how the barrier can be overcome in time to stop catastrophe, and that whatever world comes out the other side is likely to bear no relation to any concept of politics we understand now, because it will be too materially different. The human cost will be unimaginable.

If the labour party changes to compete and win on capitalist terms, it will not be able to solve the problems it needs to. And I do not think that our society will abide parallel structures any better than it abides left politics generally, there are too many pressures opposing them, I think, for them to take off.

Socialism must win, but I do not think it can.

Yeah, this is where I'm at.

I know that it's cowardly and a dereliction of duty, but I don't know how I'm going to do this anymore.

I'm not even looking for encouragement or nice replies or whatever. TBH I'm not even sure why I'm even typing this. It's not helpful

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!
And again we vote labour and get the tories

With friends like the english who needs enemies eh?

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

That Italian Guy posted:

Don't lie to me again goons, not after Brexit and Trump!

I really hope USPOL starts getting excited about Trump getting re-elected at this point. It may be the only way.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

The sad part is that the Question of Brexit cannot be fundamentally answered by labour, so in a sense it has to be a Tory win

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Braggart posted:


One piece of cloud: we have lost Scotland, and I don't think we're getting it back until we are in government and can prove that we are worth voting for. I expect the next Labour government will need to work with the SNP.

Scotland's gone. The tories will hold them hostage refusing to grant indyref until they lose power and then any lab gov will have to grant the snp one to get a majority. after that much winding up there's zero chance they don't bolt at the first opportunity.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
One story to warm the hearts: Ann Widdlecombe got trounced by a gay remainer.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Jel Shaker posted:

The sad part is that the Question of Brexit cannot be fundamentally answered by labour, so in a sense it has to be a Tory win

Every death caused by the next 5 years of Tory rule and hard Brexit is squarely on David Cameron. The cowardly gently caress deserves to suffer their fate in their place.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

goethe42 posted:

As an EU-migrant (from west to east), with in-laws and plenty of friends and colleagues that have worked or are still working elsewhere in the EU (and most of them in qualified jobs), gently caress you and your nationalist bullshit.

I've been an EU-migrant. I have friends working elsewhere in the EU. I have friends here who are from elsewhere in the EU. I loathe nationalism. How are any of these people helped by more and more victories of parties that are steadily becoming ever more right wing?

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY
Is there a goon stream that is a bit more representative of the range of parties rather than a Labour circlejerk? I watched Praxis' stream last night for about an hour and it was alright, but it got a bit samey hearing the same viewpoint over and over.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Randomly thought of that scene where Agent Smith says that originally the Matrix was intended to be a utopia where everyone’s needs were met and desires granted, and it was a colossal failure because people couldn’t accept it.

I’m kinda thinking that’s what socialism is.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Orange Devil posted:

I've been an EU-migrant. I have friends working elsewhere in the EU. I have friends here who are from elsewhere in the EU. I loathe nationalism. How are any of these people helped by more and more victories of parties that are steadily becoming ever more right wing?

How would they be helped by expelling them from the country and creating a dutch ethnic hierarchy?

How is that not itself a victory of a right wing party?

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Orange Devil posted:

As an addendum to 2: I've worked in warehousing and distribution in the Netherlands for the past 5 years. That means the majority of my colleagues is eastern European, first almost entirely Polish, now more and more Romanian. A lot of those colleagues are absolutely great people and I've become friends with a whole bunch of them. At the same time, unionization has been declining the more old Dutch colleagues are retiring and being replaced with more eastern Europeans. I see absolutely atrocious things happening to some of the most vulnerable temp workers from those places simply because they don't know their rights, don't speak the language, are young and stuck on temp contracts and usually have had what little support network they might have had back where they come from broken up by their migration(s) (so many have worked in multiple countries and sometimes easily in over a dozen vastly different jobs). How the gently caress do you even begin to organize a crowd like that? The sad fact is that it'd be infinitely easier to push back on some of the poo poo the company has been pushing if the vast majority of my colleagues were Dutch instead. And it is absolutely true that the reason warehouse workers' wages have been stagnant for over a decade now is because there's always been another new desolate eastern European place turbofucked by capitalism they can bus in desperate people from to replace the ones who are finally too fed up with it (or worse).

Ah yes, the labourers of the past were of course highly educated academics and never ever low education immigrants, so that's the reason unions were able to exist in the first place.

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

It's always coldest before dawn. Brexit is now inevitable, we're on the cusp of global recession, and hopefully the Tories will get to own everything from here on out. Bridgend county went blue ffs. Ford plant has already closed. It's poo poo and getting shittier, and the devolved governments have done their jobs of shifting the blame to the local Labour for the problems caused by lack of funding by central government. Nothing the tories said apart from 'brexit now' has any meaning there, but that was enough.

Maybe in the post-brexit hellscape, the cyborg avatar of Rebecca Long-Bailey can win the next election and nationalise our last defenses against the mutant hordes.

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Hello Britain, sorry about your situation, if anyone wants to think about the way forward for progressivism not just in the UK but more broadly, there's a thread

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Ahdinko posted:

Is there a goon stream that is a bit more representative of the range of parties rather than a Labour circlejerk? I watched Praxis' stream last night for about an hour and it was alright, but it got a bit samey hearing the same viewpoint over and over.

The choice was always socialism or barbarism op

If you want to know how the barbarians feel, watch the fuckin Channel 4 thing from last night

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

OzyMandrill posted:

It's always coldest before dawn. Brexit is now inevitable, we're on the cusp of global recession, and hopefully the Tories will get to own everything from here on out. Bridgend county went blue ffs. Ford plant has already closed. It's poo poo and getting shittier, and the devolved governments have done their jobs of shifting the blame to the local Labour for the problems caused by lack of funding by central government. Nothing the tories said apart from 'brexit now' has any meaning there, but that was enough.

Maybe in the post-brexit hellscape, the cyborg avatar of Rebecca Long-Bailey can win the next election and nationalise our last defenses against the mutant hordes.

There've been a lot of dawns over the last decade and they've only gotten colder

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Unfortunately Corbyn was a decent man, and he’ll leave with a lot of the media baggage attached to him (but I had noticed how the media have recently changed their approach to saying “labour leadership” in regards to antisemitism) , but he didn’t sling poo poo at the tories or bad mouth boris to his face which was a missed opportunity imo

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
anyone feeling hopeless, take some time away from politics if you can. poo poo's unpredictable and chaotic, it'll only get more so, you never know what'll happen. an opportunity may come. or might not. who knows.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

My previously "best" mate said on our whatsapp chat this morning that to say Corbyn isn't the problem and that it's a media crusade is "trumpian" and that Labour "should've picked David Milliband".

Told him that I hope he enjoys fascism, 'cause it won't be long now.

Of course, he will, cause he's a comfortable small-business owner with a comfortable small-business owner dad, who evidently doesn't give enough of a poo poo about anyone else and probably thinks that people in poverty should "simply start their own business".

He's a Lib Dem supporter, of course. I'm just glad Swinson lost her seat.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

Jel Shaker posted:

Unfortunately Corbyn was a decent man, and he’ll leave with a lot of the media baggage attached to him (but I had noticed how the media have recently changed their approach to saying “labour leadership” in regards to antisemitism) , but he didn’t sling poo poo at the tories or bad mouth boris to his face which was a missed opportunity imo

In UK politics, not talking poo poo is basically accepting defeat.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
It's loving hilarious when people poo poo on about echo chambers and lack of broader party representation in leftpol threads

Fucker, have you read a newspaper, the whole world is a centre right echo chamber

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

That Italian Guy posted:

Ah yes, the labourers of the past were of course highly educated academics and never ever low education immigrants, so that's the reason unions were able to exist in the first place.

European migrants aren't necessarily particularly uneducated. There are plenty of Poles with graduate degrees working as hotel cleaners in richer countries right now.

Orange Devil is right that it's hard to organise a workforce that may neither know their rights nor be around long enough to want to assert them. But it's really essential, and the organisations that have been taking on Uber, Deliveroo, Hermes and the like are showing the way there. The answer isn't "Dutch jobs for Dutch people", it's "Dutch unions shouldn't just be for the Dutch".

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/bellaneergaard/status/1205392014331830272

God I hate the BBC right now

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pesmerga posted:

Randomly thought of that scene where Agent Smith says that originally the Matrix was intended to be a utopia where everyone’s needs were met and desires granted, and it was a colossal failure because people couldn’t accept it.

I’m kinda thinking that’s what socialism is.
That's certainly what the media class would like people to believe, are they the Agents in this analogy?

Did the Agents ever provide any evidence that utopia didn't work and late 90s end of history forever was all that humanity could accept?

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
Paid for my unban just to come and post. Voted Lib Dem in my constituency because mine always goes between them and Conservatives and it was one of the seats that Labour had no chance and I still wanted Tories to lose it. We managed to unseat my Tory MP with a huuuuuge swing to LD (which came at a big swing against Labour).

Way earlier on in the thread some posters were wondering about whether or not they echo chambered themselves- of course they did. This place always has been a bubble, but you already all knew that so that's not very helpful. All of the Tory voters I have spoken to, that voted Tory this election too, are primarily Pissflapian in their dislike for Corbyn. There have been warnings about his unelectability for years. Popularity matters; I don't think we live in an age of parliamentary elections anymore. More and more our elections will be about the personality and likeability of the prospective PM over their policies, ala American presidentials. Honestly, a lot of the people really tight to Corbyn speak in a way that doesn't make any sense to most people I know. The conversations I've been a part of are around Brexit or NHS, not 'class struggle' or 'destroy the bourgeois'. This political vocabulary is nonsensical to wide parts of the country. My parents are both lower working class but they sure as poo poo don't know it, or identify as part of any class at all. My mum doesn't even know what a class is. When I asked, it's everyone on one side and the queen on another. Highbrow university student socialism will never translate into political success until a whole lot of old people die, in years to come.

People don't get you.

Not very surprised about the result, but I didn't think Boris would get a majority this big. I feel an 11th hour swing back towards Tories to avoid a prospective hung parliament is probably the most logical explanation but that puts too much stock in the British electorate's ability to unconsciously sense the direction of the wind to be convincing for me.

Rakosi fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Dec 13, 2019

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




That was Sky.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

OwlFancier posted:

How would they be helped by expelling them from the country and creating a dutch ethnic hierarchy?

How is that not itself a victory of a right wing party?

I don't think we should expell anyone. I do think we need a way to acknowledge that actually yes the way migration works right now is loving over the economic interests of the working class. It's literally been designed to.



That Italian Guy posted:

Ah yes, the labourers of the past were of course highly educated academics and never ever low education immigrants, so that's the reason unions were able to exist in the first place.

A lot of unions were racist as hell. We shouldn't be racist at all, obviously. Let's not pretend there was some multi-ethnic paradise in our past that we've lost though. Social democracy very much appears to have been broken through the usage of economic migration by the upper class to break solidarity amongst the working class.


I don't know how you restore class solidarity. People just keep voting against their class interests over and over again and it's maddening.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

stev posted:

That was Sky.

Welp I'm just being a dumbass, sky can get hosed too

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


It's funny, there was a period in the run up to the election where I didn't hear about Brexit at all, for like a week when there weren't any leader debates for Boris to waffle on about it. Everything in the lead up suggested that Labour's approach was correct. Hell, even the tories were being cautious when the exit poll came out.

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

El Pollo Blanco posted:

It's loving hilarious when people poo poo on about echo chambers and lack of broader party representation in leftpol threads

Fucker, have you read a newspaper, the whole world is a centre right echo chamber

I figured UKMT meant "United Kingdom Mega Thread" . I didn't realise that it meant "left exclusive" .

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Leftists in real life don't talk about eating the rich you moron, everyone in this thread who got out the vote would have been hammering on about the NHS being gutted

Jesus gently caress

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

as i posted last night when the results started coming in, the last thing labour supporters should be doing now is giving up. there are half a million members and millions more voters who wanted a better future, and since we know we can't get that from electoral politics we'll have to do it directly, ourselves. take a rest for now but when you're able have a think about what you, personally, materially, can do to make your little part of these grey lovely islands a bit less nightmarish for the people around you.

donate to a homeless shelter if you have the cash, volunteer at a food bank if you have the time, plant a tree, bash some fash to protect your minority neighbours, organise your workplace, let your disabled friends know you have their back against the DWP, anything you can do to make somebody's life a little easier. encourage comrades to do the same, be loud about WHY you're doing it so the loving tories can't take the credit for the upswell of volunteer effort, and we've got a movement. get enough of us - and i emphasise here that labour has the largest membership of any political party in europe - and i'm sure we can come up with some projects more ambitious than just our individual triage. make the labour party synonymous with visible action, on the ground, doing things the tories say isn't possible. when another election rolls around again, we'll be able to say honestly 'look at all the work we've done, the communities we've given hope to, and we weren't even in power. what's your excuse?'

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Rakosi posted:

Paid for my unban just to come and post. Voted Lib Dem in my constituency because mine always goes between them and Conservatives and it was one of the seats that Labour had no chance and I still wanted Tories to lose it. We managed to unseat my Tory MP with a huuuuuge swing to LD (which came at a big swing against Labour).

Way earlier on in the thread some posters were wondering about whether or not they echo chambered themselves- of course they did. This place always has been a bubble, but you already all knew that so that's not very helpful. All of the Tory voters I have spoken to, that voted Tory this election too, are primarily Pissflapian in their dislike for Corbyn. There have been warnings about his unelectability for years. Popularity matters; I don't think we live in an age of parliamentary elections anymore. More and more our elections will be about the personality and likeability of the prospective PM over their policies, ala American presidentials. Honestly, a lot of the people really tight to Corbyn speak in a way that doesn't make any sense to most people I know. The conversations I've been a part of are around Brexit or NHS, not 'class struggle' or 'destroy the bourgeois'. This political vocabulary is nonsensical to wide parts of the country. My parents are both lower working class but they sure as poo poo don't know it, or identify as part of any class at all. My mum doesn't even know what a class is. When I asked, it's everyone on one side and the queen on another. Highbrow university student socialism will never translate into political success until a whole lot of old people die, in years to come.

People don't get you.

Not very surprised about the result, but I didn't think Boris would get a majority this big. I feel an 11th hour swing back towards Tories to avoid a prospective hung parliament is probably the most logical explanation but that puts too much stock in the British electorate's ability to unconsciously sense the direction of the wind to be convincing for me.

Eat poo poo.

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