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Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
England is an Albatross around the UK's neck, as long as it is (or as long as we are) in the union, the tories will always have a big chance of staying in power

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blunt
Jul 7, 2005

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

How is 364 seats a majority of 78 when the winning line is 326?

Am i being thick somehow? That's a majority of 38 isn't it?

(Watching channel 4 news catchup)

The opposition is considered to be the sum of Labour + SNP

TwoQuestions
Aug 26, 2011
How in the hell is the left supposed to appeal to a rural Right that are happy to be poor, and whose primary political objective is ethnic and religious cleansing?

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
Richard Burgon should be the leader

Not for any good reason I just have a big crush on him

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

How is 364 seats a majority of 78 when the winning line is 326?

Am i being thick somehow? That's a majority of 38 isn't it?

(Watching channel 4 news catchup)

Each seat you win over 326 is one less MP who can vote against you as well

Also there are 7 Sinn Fein MPs who don't take their seats and therefore don't vote so there are effectively only 643 seats in parliament

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Truniht posted:

UK baby boomers don’t give a gently caress what will happen to the NHS

The Tories know their own voting base well and will probably put in something like Medicare for them while everyone else gets the knife

Yeah, I can imagine it. Pensioners who've "paid in all their lives already" continue to get NHS services free at the point of use. Younger people get the equivalent of tuition fees - a token amount at first that rapidly escalates into crippling costs, while the oldies shrug and opine that £250 for a GP consultation and £150 for a course of antibiotics are perfectly reasonable charges.

joesci
Jun 18, 2019

a nefarious cabal of postmodern neomarxists

crumpets

I'm not seeing the point here. Doesn't seem like too much of a spicy take that all of these confounding factors are in fact, partly to blame? Does he want people to say Corbyn bad? Seems like all the goading is coming from people who so desperately want the left to collectively shout Corbyn bad man, policies bad, centrism would have won. That just ain't it is it.

And it wasn't the general policy platform either, because polled independently of Corbyn or any party, the proposals were generally very popular.

joesci fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Dec 13, 2019

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


joesci posted:

I'm not seeing the point here. Doesn't seem like too much of a spicy take that all of these confounding factors are in fact, partly to blame? Does he want people to say Corbyn bad? Seems like all the goading is coming from people who so desperately want the left to collectively shout Corbyn bad man. That's just a dumb reductive dunk.

And it wasn't the general policy platform either, because polled independently of Corbyn or any party, the proposals were generally very popular.

i think he wants the online left to blame it on themselves, which is pretty stupid as far as reasons for this result go.

we did collectively gently caress things right up though, but probably over brexit, maybe over corbyn. but i dont think there was much that could have been done about either

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Comedy option: SNP becomes a nationwide party, gains a big majority in 2025

Postorder Trollet89
Jan 12, 2008
Sweden doesn't do religion. But if they did, it would probably be the best religion in the world.

joesci posted:

I'm not seeing the point here. Doesn't seem like too much of a spicy take that all of these confounding factors are in fact, partly to blame? Does he want people to say Corbyn bad? Seems like all the goading is coming from people who so desperately want the left to collectively shout Corbyn bad man. That's just a dumb reductive dunk.

And it wasn't the general policy platform either, because polled independently of Corbyn or any party, the proposals were generally very popular.

As an outsider and social democrat looking in:

Corbyn was the right man at the wrong time in my opinion. Brexit was never gonna work for labour because the supporters who voted leave won't get their say. In reality Labour should be against the EU, on economic grounds alone. But that would leave the remianers with no options besides what, libdem? That isn't good.

Postorder Trollet89 fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Dec 13, 2019

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Pochoclo posted:

Comedy option: SNP becomes a nationwide party, gains a big majority in 2025, unilaterally passes law to secede Scotland

You mean to liberate the ‘New Scottish Garden’

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

TwoQuestions posted:

How in the hell is the left supposed to appeal to a rural Right that are happy to be poor, and whose primary political objective is ethnic and religious cleansing?

Opinions like these are a big part of the problem and what make rural people identify themselves in another camp than the one you are in, even if they don't lust for ethnic cleansing and race wars.

Perhaps some sympathy for rural problems, solid promises to funnel money there for schools and infrastructure, to get jobs to come there? Promise some kind of small town / rural re-invigoration program, suck up to them on TV, promise them things, they are so desperate that obvious lying and pandering works wonders.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Aidan_702 posted:

In terms of next leader I think I’m on the Starmer Train. He’s decent and slick and the closest thing to the Thick of It’s Dan Miller which is apparently a metric as good as any other for success.

Death-murder McDonnell would of course be fun and right and good but in pretty much everyone’s eyes he’s Corbyn’s conjoined twin.

Rebecca long bailey is again too close to Corbyn and I don’t think and would be taken seriously. I can imagine some student politics shtick being successful against her.

I genuinely can’t think of anyone else at the moment but please god not Jess.

The ‘realignment’ will be dreadful and painful, and there will be genuine arguments about electability vs policies. For me I don’t see a dichotomy. I’d be happy for some chrome plated slick arsehole sleeper agent to lead the party to victory and silently press the full socialism button once in power. The tories lie cheat, probably murder and steal. We have to get nasty again.

As for the people who insist it has to be a woman, obviously that’s fine but please don’t then point to someone called Molly Poddlebop or something who has no policies or bite other than being decent.

What makes you think Starmer is a socialist?

If we elect someone who doesn't share Corbyn's values, the first thing they'll do is remove the OMOV system of electing the leader and the membership will be hosed.

zhar
May 3, 2019

what happened to the surge in voter registration and the supposedly energised youth?

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
The funny part is, Theresa May was actually technically correct in saying that was the best Brexit deal we were going to get

loving hellworld

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

jabby posted:

What makes you think Starmer is a socialist?

If we elect someone who doesn't share Corbyn's values, the first thing they'll do is remove the OMOV system of electing the leader and the membership will be hosed.
They'd need the NEC on side to get away with that without a challenge.

They won't get the NEC on side.

I'd still much prefer RLB or maybe Rayner leading to any kind of Starmer though.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

https://twitter.com/keirbradwell/status/1205350973159460866

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

zhar posted:

what happened to the surge in voter registration and the supposedly energised youth?

I blame the 16+ age requirement on energy drinks

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

His Divine Shadow posted:

Opinions like these are a big part of the problem and what make rural people identify themselves in another camp than the one you are in, even if they don't lust for ethnic cleansing and race wars.

Perhaps some sympathy for rural problems, solid promises to funnel money there for schools and infrastructure, to get jobs to come there? Promise some kind of small town / rural re-invigoration program, suck up to them on TV, promise them things, they are so desperate that obvious lying and pandering works wonders.

I don’t think calling a racist a racist is problematic

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer
It occurs to me that the antisemitism smears aren't going anywhere, regardless of who the next leader is - it's been such a staggeringly successful tactic the tories aren't going to drop it, all they have to do is say "Well, you willingly worked in the same party as known antisemite Jeremy Corbyn, so how do we know Labour blah blah blah..." :shepicide:

joesci
Jun 18, 2019

a nefarious cabal of postmodern neomarxists

crumpets

Communist Thoughts posted:

i think he wants the online left to blame it on themselves, which is pretty stupid as far as reasons for this result go.

we did collectively gently caress things right up though, but probably over brexit, maybe over corbyn. but i dont think there was much that could have been done about either

Sure. I was never Corbyn's biggest fan and I wanted him to step down multiple times.

Corbyn was a shoddy leader, but was the man who came forward with the policy platform the party membership yearned for. After it becoming clear that he wasn't going and would run again, why would the left have actively tried to shoot him down at such a vital time, just like all the FBPE lot have done for the past 3 years? Worked for them didn't it. Brexit is stopped and all that.

The facts of the matter are that Corbyn was pretty poor, Brexit was unwinnable, and all the other odds regarding the media and the likes were stacked against them. I genuinely don't know what these people want.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!

His Divine Shadow posted:

Opinions like these are a big part of the problem and what make rural people identify themselves in another camp than the one you are in, even if they don't lust for ethnic cleansing and race wars.

Perhaps some sympathy for rural problems, solid promises to funnel money there for schools and infrastructure, to get jobs to come there? Promise some kind of small town / rural re-invigoration program, suck up to them on TV, promise them things, they are so desperate that obvious lying and pandering works wonders.

These were all in the Labour manifesto???

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Asgerd posted:

It occurs to me that the antisemitism smears aren't going anywhere, regardless of who the next leader is - it's been such a staggeringly successful tactic the tories aren't going to drop it, all they have to do is say "Well, you willingly worked in the same party as known antisemite Jeremy Corbyn, so how do we know Labour blah blah blah..." :shepicide:

maybe

https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1205440379597869056?s=20

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


zhar posted:

what happened to the surge in voter registration and the supposedly energised youth?

It wasn't in Dudley North, was the problem.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

They'd need the NEC on side to get away with that without a challenge.

They won't get the NEC on side.

I'd still much prefer RLB or maybe Rayner leading to any kind of Starmer though.

The leader personally selects a bunch of the NEC. Perhaps not a huge number, but we don't have a huge majority on it.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






joesci posted:

I'm not seeing the point here. Doesn't seem like too much of a spicy take that all of these confounding factors are in fact, partly to blame? Does he want people to say Corbyn bad? Seems like all the goading is coming from people who so desperately want the left to collectively shout Corbyn bad man, policies bad, centrism would have won. That just ain't it is it.

And it wasn't the general policy platform either, because polled independently of Corbyn or any party, the proposals were generally very popular.
I'm liking the tone of "they will never accept responsibility for their failure", because they currently are and they're engaging in some soul searching.

But apply that logic to literally any Tory failure over the past ten years, because you'll very quickly find that in every instance the blame never resides on them, the people making the decisions, but its always someone else. Just wait until Brexit turns into a shitshow, which it absolutely will, and watch them blame the EU, Labour, the left, migrants, Muslims, Iran, literally anything other than the painfully loving obvious, which is that they've just picked up a majority to deliver a utopian project and they're too incompetent to find a solution to this that will please anyone.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
within a day of the new leader being elected they will have officially failed to get a grip of the antisemitism introduced into the party by corbyn, it's tediously predictable.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Truniht posted:

I don’t think calling a racist a racist is problematic

No it's not, is that what I said? If so I wrote badly and apologize, or you misunderstood.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

LemonyTang posted:

These were all in the Labour manifesto???

Then drat.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Asgerd posted:

It occurs to me that the antisemitism smears aren't going anywhere, regardless of who the next leader is - it's been such a staggeringly successful tactic the tories aren't going to drop it, all they have to do is say "Well, you willingly worked in the same party as known antisemite Jeremy Corbyn, so how do we know Labour blah blah blah..." :shepicide:

electoral strategies are past the point, labour should act as an agitation front first, electoral party second

in fact any of the parties of the socialist international would do well to go that way

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


The new leader would have to implement the EHRC recommendations (whenever they come out) and probably have a big speech about how terrible Corbyn was at tackling it while visiting Jerusalem or something.

Honestly, anything to get this off our backs is worth it as long as the rest of the policies are still left-wing. UK Labour is not solving the ME Peace Process.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
fortunately ken livingstone was interviewed to blame jews

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





The trouble is that Labour can't win again until it goes full left-wing English nationalist, and nationalism is pure unmitigated poison which is anathema to any internationalist socialist movement

The era of neonationalism just made its way to England, folks

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




zhar posted:

what happened to the surge in voter registration and the supposedly energised youth?

they probably mostly didn't vote? it be interesting to see the % of voter turnout this time, epecially for young people.

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

Venomous posted:

The trouble is that Labour can't win again until it goes full left-wing English nationalist, and nationalism is pure unmitigated poison which is anathema to any internationalist socialist movement

The era of neonationalism just made its way to England, folks

In other words Britain needs Josef Stalin

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Richard Burgon should be the leader

Not for any good reason I just have a big crush on him

This thread doesn't NEED horniness for elected members of parliament

What this thread NEEDS is a Labour government

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Not So Fast posted:

The new leader would have to implement the EHRC recommendations (whenever they come out) and probably have a big speech about how terrible Corbyn was at tackling it while visiting Jerusalem or something.

Honestly, anything to get this off our backs is worth it as long as the rest of the policies are still left-wing. UK Labour is not solving the ME Peace Process.

literally nothing short of becoming tories will get this off your backs, bowing down to the smears will just empower the right to purge the party of anyone who thinks that poor people and/or palestinians are human beings with rights

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Rustybear posted:

within a day of the new leader being elected they will have officially failed to get a grip of the antisemitism introduced into the party by corbyn, it's tediously predictable.

I almost think that the next leader needs to be 'disposable' in a sense. With 4+ years to go, anyone picked next will be constantly attacked and smeared until their personal popularity is no better than Corbyn's before the next election.

It may be best to have someone around for 2-3 years to eat most of that flak before making way for a fresh face.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

MikeCrotch posted:

This thread doesn't NEED horniness for elected members of parliament

What this thread NEEDS is a Labour government
And acceptable levels of horniness between 10pm and 3am GMT.

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

xtothez posted:

I almost think that the next leader needs to be 'disposable' in a sense. With 4+ years to go, anyone picked next will be constantly attacked and smeared until their personal popularity is no better than Corbyn's before the next election.

It may be best to have someone around for 2-3 years to eat most of that flak before making way for a fresh face.

That's dumb as hell.

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