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for an extraordinarily high fee, of course. my services start at $150k call me, nathen
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Kitchen Nightmares: Entergagement Edition
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Dec 13, 2019 21:26
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 Branch Garfidians.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:15
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my friend phoned the store to check their hours and apparently before they talk to you it plays 30 seconds of the garfieldeats theme song
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GolfHole posted:i'm pretty tempted to just walk in there and fix it for him Go heavy on the dog cum angle.
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Dec 14, 2019 05:51
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Killingyouguy! posted:the garfieldeats theme song the WHAT
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Killingyouguy! posted:my friend phoned the store to check their hours and apparently before they talk to you it plays 30 seconds of the garfieldeats theme song
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Dec 14, 2019 14:39
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So is that 4.0 score based on 169 idiots, mockeries, or paid shills?
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Pastry of the Year posted:the WHAT I'm p sure it's the 'love me, feed me, don't leave me' song they keep using in their Instagram stories
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Dec 14, 2019 14:54
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Gotta get a clip of their song saved before it shuts down and is lost forever
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Dec 14, 2019 16:46
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EL BROMANCE posted:So is that 4.0 score based on 169 idiots, mockeries, or paid shills? its a nice clean store with a gimmick that follows through so it's not really going to attract critical reviews
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Dec 14, 2019 23:57
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its just only going to appeal to the kinds of people who write reviews on google and they'll only go once
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Dec 15, 2019 00:00
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rememberin the dilberito and chucklin irl rn
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Dec 15, 2019 01:18
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I am deeply disappointed the Jim Davis pizza is neither shaped nor flavored like Jim Davis
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Suspicious Dish posted:rememberin the dilberito and chucklin irl rn the only food capable of wearing a tie
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:If this opened in one of the lesser Korean, Chinese, or Japanese city, it would do loving gangbusters. why choose to fail in toronto, of all places? it's not life's easy mode. The owner is from Toronto. He's the failson of a Dubai magnate who specializes in expanding Western food franchises to the Gulf. Which is why the only other Garfield Eats location was an "app only" restaurant in Dubai that has now closed down. His life is easy mode as it gets and he's still screwing it up.
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Think if they had used the GarfEats Dubai menu in Toronto it might have gone over better; I actually want to eat like five of the things on this page
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Suspicious Dish posted:rememberin the dilberito and chucklin irl rn You can still play the super-dumb promotional flash game: http://www.mygames.ro/games/0794.swf this should take you right to the game and bypass whatever horrible ads "mygames dot ro" intends to stuff down your pipe, but still, surf safe, and remember to sign the guestbook
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LSD at the gangbang posted:I am deeply disappointed the Jim Davis pizza is neither shaped nor flavored like Jim Davis You don’t know what Jim Davis tastes like.
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Dec 15, 2019 09:13
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one potato a day keeps garfield closer today.......
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Dr. Quarex posted:Think if they had used the GarfEats Dubai menu in Toronto it might have gone over better; I actually want to eat like five of the things on this page Most of that is like $10 USD too.
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Dec 15, 2019 10:01
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Big Agna gives me Big Angina
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Dec 15, 2019 16:09
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What Nathen really needs is an expert in the pizza business to help him run his company. And there happens to be a disgraced chain founder with plenty of time available...
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Papa Failson’s
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Mega64 posted:What Nathen really needs is an expert in the pizza business to help him run his company. And there happens to be a disgraced chain founder with plenty of time available... forget Papa John, what we need is an episode of Nathan 4 Nathen
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Dec 15, 2019 23:31
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Ladies and gentleladies, I've done it. I have been entergaged  Today they were playing Christmas music alongside the never ending loop of Jim Davis. We were not alone, some confused tourists were ordering pizza as well. The ipads were broken and kept trying to get us to log in to Uber eats, so I had to actually approach the one employee, who looks like he hates his existence, and say to him with my mouth and vocal folds, 'Hi I'd like a large garfield gherita pizza with the special sauce please'. I also got a couple of the chocolates, as (gag) gifts for friends. It cost me too much money. One weird thing was that he had to take the chocolates off a pan and individually box them before handing them to me. There was a bag of flour just hanging out under the ipads. They were selling his book.  The pizza took too long to prepare, because that poor man was alone in there with the Mariah Carrey and the Jim Davis video. We carried it home bc lol if you think we're gonna spend more time than necessary in there. Also the tourists had taken up all 3 seats.  The pizza was.... Fine. The secret sauce tasted a little like baby food, it was pretty sweet. But there just wasn't that much there, because there wasn't that much of anything. It was paper thin and looked like it ought to be crispy, but instead had no structural integrity at all. The cheese was just pizza cheese. My friend and I ate all but one slice, so, there's some commentary on our standards. I knew we would get a little comic book with our purchase, but what I wasn't anticipating was a little packet of triangular prism shaped crayons?? hell yeah tbh I'm on medication with which I can't have caffeine, but once I'm off it I will definitely return for a garfuccino. They were somehow 'out' of the orange peel one today when we looked on the iPad, hopefully it will return soon
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Dec 16, 2019 00:21
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Killingyouguy! posted:Ladies and gentleladies, make the tissue box
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Wamdoodle posted:make the tissue box oh gently caress my friend may have already thrown it out but i will contact her about this important oversight
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Dec 16, 2019 00:32
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lol that they spell it 'garficcino' to avoid the fucc
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Dec 16, 2019 00:38
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The Garfield Gherita shouldn't even be called that because a margherita has basil on it and there's none on that one
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:The Garfield Gherita shouldn't even be called that because a margherita has basil on it and there's none on that one But Margherita is just a fancy name for a cheese pizza, right????
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We all know 'mar' is Italian for 'basil', but it's just a gherita so it's fine
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Dec 16, 2019 19:11
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Mother FUCKER I’ve been entergaged once more!
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1206709870017359872
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Who asked for this, show me
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Forevereal curly-fried & loving it
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Dec 17, 2019 07:52
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ANUSTART posted:Who asked for this, show me All I have ever wanted is to eat garfield's tail, and I am definitely a real person, who exists.
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Dec 17, 2019 07:57
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ITT proof that Garf is a Lizard Person who can detach his own tail at will. Alert David Icke!
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Garfield's tail all on on a stick?! Sounds great, I'll hashtag eat one today!
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