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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


This is... god-like.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/elxGvRz.mp4

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

This joke format is just family guy cutaways

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mustached5thGrader posted:

This joke format is just family guy cutaways

not unless the marriage counselor has like a judge button from america's got talent

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mustached5thGrader posted:

This joke format is just family guy cutaways

Not really.





It's actually funny!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

Not really.





It's actually funny!

This joke format is just the muppets.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

sassassin posted:

This joke format is just the muppets.

Not really.




:stat: It's actually funny!
:wal: Dohohohoho!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phy posted:

Not really.




:stat: It's actually funny!
:wal: Dohohohoho!

:jiggled:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Holy poo poo

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Ha

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Why the gently caress would you shave a husky?
How the gently caress would you shave a husky?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dixville posted:

Why the gently caress would you shave a husky?
How the gently caress would you shave a husky?

If there was any reason to go that extreme I'd assume for some medical reason. And you can totally shave a Husky. You shouldn't but if for some important reason you can. They'd bitch a lot though. Sorry for the gendered verb.

E: Though it's more likely a photoshop.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

The Ape of Naples posted:

If there was any reason to go that extreme I'd assume for some medical reason. And you can totally shave a Husky. You shouldn't but if for some important reason you can. They'd bitch a lot though. Sorry for the gendered verb.

E: Though it's more likely a photoshop.

Nah most huskies bitch a lot so you’re fine. I just don’t see most huskies staying too still for it! Maybe that one is a chill one

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

The Ape of Naples posted:

If there was any reason to go that extreme I'd assume for some medical reason. And you can totally shave a Husky. You shouldn't but if for some important reason you can. They'd bitch a lot though. Sorry for the gendered verb.

E: Though it's more likely a photoshop.

I had neighbours with a dog as hairy as a Husky (they didn't know the breed, he was a stray,) they'd heavily shave down in the summer because he'd get too hot but if that's not a photoshop it's almost definitely for medical reasons.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Dixville posted:

Why the gently caress would you shave a husky?
How the gently caress would you shave a husky?

Because the dog is just an rear end in a top hat. Just a real piece of poo poo.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Dixville posted:

Why the gently caress would you shave a husky?
How the gently caress would you shave a husky?

Early in the morning?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

thepopmonster posted:

Early in the morning?

Fifteen men on a shaved dog's fur
Yo ho ho and a bottle of flea killer

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Cursed.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
but how am i gonna get my daily dose of spaghetti-os when im living this jet set lifestyle?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/S1mhPIF.mp4

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JorgeSaurousrex/status/1205649137221419009?s=19

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Hahahaha, what's that supposed to protect someone from? Losing their virginity?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hahahaha, what's that supposed to protect someone from? Losing their virginity?

Uh, harmful UV rays?

Police are very susceptible to those for some reason

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Of course cops would be terrified of anything that can make your skin darker

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


i suppose its supposed to be linked up side by side with a row of others to form a wall you can push around.. by itself it looks silly tho

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I like the little flap at the bottom to protect against the peasants jabbing their pitchforks in between greaves and boots.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

A system of interlocking shields that can't handle uneven terrain? Shame there's no historical precedent for that.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

puppets freak me out posted:

A system of interlocking shields that can't handle uneven terrain? Shame there's no historical precedent for that.

What's the rioting equivalent of cutting through the Low Countries to get around this MAGAnot Line?

norton I
May 1, 2008

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I

Emperor of these United States

Protector of Mexico
Today at Target I saw a Elf on the Shelf knockoff for sale.




He doesn't rat you out when you misbehave, he's just disappointed in you.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

puppets freak me out posted:

A system of interlocking shields that can't handle uneven terrain? Shame there's no historical precedent for that.

Heh, I thought you might bring that up. But that is ancient tech. Nothing more than soldiers' feet. Nowhere near as advanced as shopping cart wheels.

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hahahaha, what's that supposed to protect someone from? Losing their virginity?

Normally you use them in very specific circumstances, not some podunk police department.
This more serious one was used by police when breaching the bataclan theatre, it's on a tricycle wheelbase:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Technically called a pavise I think.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dixville posted:

Why the gently caress would you shave a husky?

Maybe they want to spin their own yarn but can't afford sheep?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i would not gently caress his mother

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Krankenstyle posted:

i would not gently caress his mother

let’s be honest. yeah you would.

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