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This is not the kind of behavior to be copied or imolated.
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Dec 15, 2019 03:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:She was hot for a while yea
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Dec 15, 2019 03:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe they want to spin their own yarn but can't afford sheep? Jokes on them, it costs way more to buy and shave a dog than get a sheep and have it sheared. Here's some idiot goats. They are the worst animals.      This one isn't my goat, but he got his foot stuck trying to scratch in between his horns 
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Dec 15, 2019 04:20
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Goats are incredible assholes.
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Dec 15, 2019 04:23
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MarcusSA posted:Goats are incredible assholes. Kirk must have practiced a lot.
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Dec 15, 2019 04:26
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Goats are amazing. They're such dicks and also they're basically roaming garbage disposals. They'll literally eat anything. Human hair? Road kill? Tree bark? All a resounding yes. When I was young we adopted a goat that was on its last legs. The previous owners had badly mistreated it (basically neglect, left it on a short chain and ignored it for long periods, so it'd run out of food). The final straw was when one of their dogs had mauled it. Anyway my parents offered to take it off their hands, took it to the vet who prescribed it antibiotics and this fancy high nutrient feed. But the goat just wasn't getting better. When they ran out of the fancy/expensive prescription food they had basically given up but switched to supplementing it's diet with kitchen scraps on the recommendation of our neighbour. Like mouldy bread, orange peels, eggshells, that kind of poo poo. As soon as they did the goat bounced right back and lived another like 10-15 years. voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Dec 15, 2019 04:41
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Krankenstyle posted:i would not gently caress his mother What, you don't wanna go ash to mouth?
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Dec 15, 2019 04:53
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Krankenstyle posted:i would not spend mothers day getting sweaty with his mother
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Dec 15, 2019 05:13
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The sweatband makes this.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:02
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norton I posted:Today at Target I saw a Elf on the Shelf knockoff for sale. Extremely cursed.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:38
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Welp, I found a new Twitter account to follow tonight. https://twitter.com/bootleg_stuff/status/1206084224165535751/photo/1
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Dec 15, 2019 06:50
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ChubbyChecker posted:Kirk must have practiced a lot. lol
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Dec 15, 2019 07:22
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I gave my friend a lovingly handmade gift today https://i.imgur.com/oN5nCFv.mp4
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Dec 15, 2019 07:27
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Merry!
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Dec 15, 2019 07:40
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Dec 15, 2019 07:44
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Username content on point.
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Dec 15, 2019 08:05
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Detective Buttfuck posted:I gave my friend a lovingly handmade gift today Ok, the picture is enough, but then I realised he was loving vaping and I lost it.
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Dec 15, 2019 09:14
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Welp, I found a new Twitter account to follow tonight. Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner...
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Dec 15, 2019 11:07
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Detective Buttfuck posted:I gave my friend a lovingly handmade gift today Nice cats.
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Dec 15, 2019 12:09
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The use of “digression” is the most upsetting thing here
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Dec 15, 2019 16:39
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It was "would of," surely?
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Dec 15, 2019 16:42
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“Digression” is a 2019 Instagram term used to suggest discreetly hooking up with a stranger. Like if an attractive person is posting, “I digress..” they hooking up for sure.
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Dec 15, 2019 16:43
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Nice cats. I made her a picture of those too 
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Dec 15, 2019 16:48
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Buddy sent me a picture of his ferret.  It's in deadsleep and is just fine. E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD7kmQapGKI Lodin has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Dec 15, 2019 17:24
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beanieson posted:The use of “digression” is the most upsetting thing here I'm thinking they meant 'discretion', spelled it 'disgression' because they don't know it comes from 'discreet', and omitted the S accidentally.
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Dec 15, 2019 17:33
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bike tory posted:Goats are amazing. They're such dicks and also they're basically roaming garbage disposals. They'll literally eat anything. Human hair? Road kill? Tree bark? All a resounding yes. I watched my friend's goat eat a side view mirror off someone's car that was parked in their driveway.
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Dec 15, 2019 17:39
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:I'm thinking they meant 'discretion', spelled it 'disgression' because they don't know it comes from 'discreet', and omitted the S accidentally. Funny thing is they even say "discrete" in the next few words, but I'd still let it slide because very seldom do you see someone apologizing for killing a party's vibe
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Dec 15, 2019 18:12
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:I'm thinking they meant 'discretion', spelled it 'disgression' because they don't know it comes from 'discreet', and omitted the S accidentally. But they said discrete right after that! I guess I shouldn’t expect much but dang it Edit beaten lol
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Dec 15, 2019 18:13
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OatBoy posted:I watched my friend's goat eat a side view mirror off someone's car that was parked in their driveway. Monsieur Mangegoat
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Dec 15, 2019 18:16
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Funny thing is they even say "discrete" in the next few words, but I'd still let it slide because very seldom do you see someone apologizing for killing a party's vibe It was a pretty classy move. 5/5 would interrupt coitus and eject again
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Dec 15, 2019 18:23
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empire in decline
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Dec 15, 2019 19:59
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A Twitter post of a TikTok of a Disney mascot product placement in an EA game. Woof
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The Maestro posted:A Twitter post of a TikTok of a Disney mascot product placement in an EA game. Woof That's a vertical video taken of a horizontal screen.
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Dec 15, 2019 21:00
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The Maestro posted:A Twitter post of a TikTok of a Disney mascot product placement in an EA game. Woof 
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A succinct way to say that jolly and magical or not, anyone coming near the house is getting castle doctrine'd.
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