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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
how did 1917 turn out the way it did? the answer was obvious even in his youth

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

btw the difference here between gaining 70 seats and losing 70 is literally + or - 5% thanks to fptp and vote splitting 4 different ways so everytime someone talks about LABOR COLLAPSING UNDER CORBYN what they mean is literally doing around ~1% worse on average AND that it's only thanks to jezza for some reason

look this is blue labour's one chance to go back to the good old days of pretending to do things for poors instead of actually doing them, would you take this from them

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You guys should act more normal and do normal stuff and say normal things imo, that’s what normal people like

No, all labour needs is exactly the right soundbyte for those idiot proles so they don't vote wrong.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Bip Roberts posted:

now do
Tories + Brexit + UKIP + LibDems
vs
Labour + SNP

I was under the impression Libdems were campaigning on Remain?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the lib dems had the weirdest brexit position in that it was an obvious fringe position that made even alastair campbell recoil

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

though again, to reiterate, possibly the worst gut-punch of this election for me is that it proves, conclusively, that the right doesn't need to have any sort of environmental policy. they can just ignore the whole issue and still win. we can be absolutely certain that this is going to be noticed.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Mr Havafap posted:

I was under the impression Libdems were campaigning on Remain?

Remain But There's No Way We'll Remain Under Corbyn.

the only way to make their leadership's position something other than total contrarian madness (which, being lib Dems, is absolutely a possibility) is if they thought corbyn was more frightening than brexit

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

V. Illych L. posted:

though again, to reiterate, possibly the worst gut-punch of this election for me is that it proves, conclusively, that the right doesn't need to have any sort of environmental policy. they can just ignore the whole issue and still win. we can be absolutely certain that this is going to be noticed.

They don't need a policy but they will have to deal with the consequences. That's not reassuring from a migration perspective but they will need to develop some economic response as the agricultural and logistical challenges mount, there's still a battleground there even if they won't directly address it and potentially the more they avoid it the more it becomes a weakness for them.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Mr Havafap posted:

I was under the impression Libdems were campaigning on Remain?

In theory they mostly seemed to campaign on making up bogus numbers and insisting that only they could win based on said obvious fantasies. In practise, of course, this meant that they were mostly campaigning on splitting the anti-Tory vote.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

V. Illych L. posted:

though again, to reiterate, possibly the worst gut-punch of this election for me is that it proves, conclusively, that the right doesn't need to have any sort of environmental policy. they can just ignore the whole issue and still win. we can be absolutely certain that this is going to be noticed.

the only thing this election proves conclusively is that brexit is what people cared about most

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Mr Havafap posted:

I was under the impression Libdems were campaigning on Remain?

Yeah and they campaigned on getting rid of school fees and everyone saw how much of a gently caress they give about what they campaign on if a tory demands something from them in a posh accent

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Yinlock posted:

the only thing this election proves conclusively is that brexit is what people cared about most

yeah exactly

there's always going to be some Big Issue, and at this rate it's looking like it's never going to be the actual existential problems of the day

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

V. Illych L. posted:

yeah exactly

there's always going to be some Big Issue, and at this rate it's looking like it's never going to be the actual existential problems of the day

Religion solves that stuff

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

V. Illych L. posted:

yeah exactly

there's always going to be some Big Issue, and at this rate it's looking like it's never going to be the actual existential problems of the day

it's kind of hard to care about long-term problems, no matter how insanely important, when your entire country is crumbling

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
OK.
In my mind, were Britain a normal country with proportional representation Labour would be attempting to form a government with the Libdems and the SNP right now.
Not saying they would succeed, the Libdems would probably gently caress off to try and form a government with the Tories on a Remain by Brexit, end austerity by ending public spending idea.
But still.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mr Havafap posted:

OK.
In my mind, were Britain a normal country with

yeah you lost me at this part

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

if britain were a country with PR, the labour party would've been a neoliberal shitpile polling around 20% and corbyn might've been leader of a socialist party with 10-15%. it's a better system, but the westminster system is what keeps the british parties together

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Yinlock posted:

it's kind of hard to care about long-term problems, no matter how insanely important, when your entire country is crumbling

Eh Labour 2019 manifesto was an attempt to weld the rebuilding of the country to the obvious and impending challenges of climate change and it wasn't taken up with enthusiasm by the electorate because of failures at a few levels as a consequence of a few decades of previous failures.

Ironically the USA might avoid this fate for Bernie by having their election campaigns last for years meaning there's enough time to embed the policy ideas.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Religion solves that stuff

Brexit is a religion now

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

My understanding is that the manifesto is actually very popular, it's just the Brexit and the party split hosed Labour up

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Britain would never have voted for PR. Too foreign

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

yeah labour stopped talking about the green industrial revolution about halfway through the campaign, presumably because it just wasn't playing well in the polls/focus groups.

a lot of labour's policies are very popular in isolation. expanded bus service in rural areas and rail nationalisation in particular. these things were hardly discussed in the press, though those they did try hard to push until the very end

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


the diseased soul of the anglo craves domination and destitution and they have voted accordingly. folks,, this is democracy in action

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

also we rejected any voting reform in 2011, for these reasons





Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Grapplejack posted:

My understanding is that the manifesto is actually very popular, it's just the Brexit and the party split hosed Labour up

it wasn't great strategically though, it had too much stuff in it and was just a scattershot of good policies with no real driving single idea or narrative, there were a couple candidates but they kept being switched out and changed up during the election. in the end people could only remember free broadband which isn't a rallying cry for anyone

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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i mean labour was selling the idea of transforming britain, and the manifesto was a genuinely credible programme for doing that - you can't transform a country with two or three policies, after all.

the broadband thing in particular is a really good idea and i suspect it was labour trying to emphasise the benefits of an active state for doing things. in retrospect, though, they should've hammered home the points about buses and trains

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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like, they were expecting people to intuit why this was a good idea and that they could explain *why* it was a good idea rather than it suddenly being framed as an attempt at bribery

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

hakimashou posted:

I remember asking a while ago for someone to explain labour's position on brexit and it didnt seem like anyone could. There was some kind of list of bullet points but some of them seemed as fantastical or internally contradictory as the tory ones.

Negotiate a Brexit deal that isn't garbage. Hold a referendum between that deal and Remain.

Sorry if that blows your mind; I know it's a whole sentence longer than the entirety of Boris' campaign.

Mr Havafap posted:

I was under the impression Libdems were campaigning on Remain?

Lib Dem campaigns never actually mean anything. They had an actual chance of fighting Brexit in the bygone era of October 2019 when Labour was trying to pass a Vote of No Confidence in Boris, but that meant Corbyn would be made caretaker PM, and they immediately threw Remain under the bus when an actual leftist holding nominative power for a month or two was the alternative.

Last time they were in government they had campaigned heavily on getting rid of tuition fees, and they ended up massively increasing them instead. I think they actually decupled student fees; is that right?

Lib Dems are your standard centrist liberals in that they will campaign on whatever they think will get them votes, but will always support fascists when the chips come down.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

V. Illych L. posted:

yeah labour stopped talking about the green industrial revolution about halfway through the campaign, presumably because it just wasn't playing well in the polls/focus groups.

a lot of labour's policies are very popular in isolation. expanded bus service in rural areas and rail nationalisation in particular. these things were hardly discussed in the press, though those they did try hard to push until the very end

they shouldn't have stopped

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

marktheando posted:

Britain would never have voted for PR. Too foreign
Imperial Representation:

1: Take the constituency with the greatest majority, and move all surplus votes -1 to the candidate of that party with the second greatest majority.
2: Move the votes from the losers of that constituency to the candidates of the same party with the lowest total number of votes. If that candidate is the one whose votes are being moved, then discard the votes.
3. Repeat 1 and 2 until every constituency has been processed.

This is the perfect blend of forward looking vision and respect for history that Britain needs for an electoral system, not the foreign muck of PR or alternative votes.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Negotiate a Brexit deal that isn't garbage. Hold a referendum between that deal and Remain.

Sorry if that blows your mind; I know it's a whole sentence longer than the entirety of Boris' campaign.


Lib Dem campaigns never actually mean anything. They had an actual chance of fighting Brexit in the bygone era of October 2019 when Labour was trying to pass a Vote of No Confidence in Boris, but that meant Corbyn would be made caretaker PM, and they immediately threw Remain under the bus when an actual leftist holding nominative power for a month or two was the alternative.

Last time they were in government they had campaigned heavily on getting rid of tuition fees, and they ended up massively increasing them instead. I think they actually decupled student fees; is that right?

Lib Dems are your standard centrist liberals in that they will campaign on whatever they think will get them votes, but will always support fascists when the chips come down.

Lib Dems tripled student fees

Note that the Lib Dem leadership didn't really want to run on a scrap tuition fees platform but felt forced into it due to a huge chunk of their membership being students and pressuring them into it.

Clegg era Lib Dems were very much like Obama where all the signs were there of what they were actually going to do but they managed to come across in a way that people read whatever they wanted into what Clegg was saying.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

MikeCrotch posted:

Lib Dems tripled student fees

Note that the Lib Dem leadership didn't really want to run on a scrap tuition fees platform but felt forced into it due to a huge chunk of their membership being students and pressuring them into it.

Clegg era Lib Dems were very much like Obama where all the signs were there of what they were actually going to do but they managed to come across in a way that people read whatever they wanted into what Clegg was saying.
If only Clegg could've advised Corbyn on how to beguile the masses.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1206241211696201728

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

lol bojo's having a go at the bbc for being biased in the tories' disfavor

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

V. Illych L. posted:

lol bojo's having a go at the bbc for being biased in the tories' disfavor

the bbc deserve every single bit of poo poo that's going to fly their way

at least the news team

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lorn Wayne posted:

the bbc deserve every single bit of poo poo that's going to fly their way

at least the news team

Laura K will be given an Order of the British Empire.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dont make me agree with David Miliband

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

V. Illych L. posted:

lol bojo's having a go at the bbc for being biased in the tories' disfavor

time to privatize it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Kurtofan posted:

time to privatize it

what would be the difference

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what would be the difference

Scrapping the license fee on principle, probably keep the same people and poo poo since they'll keep the narrative as it is and Labour will wither.

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