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hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Pepperoneedy posted:

Trump winning in 2016 was worth it just so the people who made and/or enjoyed this didn't get a chance to bask in victory

wow, i thought that gif was something from a like "it gets better" video

trump winning in 2016 was, in hindsight, necessary

# ? Dec 14, 2019 17:20

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:35

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

VitalSigns posted:

It looks like he was just waiting for his wife and pointing out a puddle for her to avoid.

This is the thing that will take him down

# ? Dec 14, 2019 17:27

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

remember when the unthinkable brexit vote happened and it was a total bellwether for trump and then the uk had another chance to fix it and they doubled down super hard and it was another incredible bellwether for 2020

# ? Dec 14, 2019 18:48

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

steinrokkan posted:

This is the thing that will take him down

GOT HIM!

# ? Dec 14, 2019 21:25

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The People Voted For Pain

# ? Dec 14, 2019 21:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TheWeepingHorse posted:

She sucked so much and I am a racist for having said that

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:29

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Remember when obummer said she was the most attractive AG

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

The People Voted For Pain

"We have such sights to sho-wait. What are you doing. Stop that. We're the ones who are suppose to-. What. Why. What the gently caress is wrong with you. You're loving sick"

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:56

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Milo and POTUS posted:

She sucked so much and I am a racist for having said that

What if I'm entrepreneuting and all in my disadvantaged community for 2.5 years and then, with six months to go , some gentrifiers come in and start raising property values. Would I get a prorated forgiveness on my Pell Grants?

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:59

Fantastic Flyer: Aug 9, 2017

MD2020 posted:

What if I'm entrepreneuting and all in my disadvantaged community for 2.5 years and then, with six months to go , some gentrifiers come in and start raising property values. Would I get a prorated forgiveness on my Pell Grants?

gently caress no. In fact, your debt would instantly double.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:49

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

spacemang_spliff posted:

Hillary deserved to lose

It's so true, anyone involved in that campaign was apparently out of touch with, well, everything.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:28

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

She sucked so much and I am a racist for having said that

id really love to have been there in the meeting where that monstrosity was created

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:44

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Obungler

Obongo

# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:12

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Obungler

Obongo

obamailure.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 03:49

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

babypolis posted:

id really love to have been there in the meeting where that monstrosity was created

Staffer: Student loan forgiveness polls well, so we come out for complete forgiveness?
Harris: Not enough means testing.
Staffer: So we only forgive Pell Grant recipients. Those are already means tested. We'll be means testing means testing!
Harris: That'll just encourage people to major in areas that aren't useful, like the humanities.
Staffer: Maybe they work in disadvantaged communities? They'd have to get a job at least.
Harris: Then we'd have to forgive debt for useless jobs like social workers or teachers.
Staffer: So not just work in disadvantaged communities, they sell things to disadvantaged people?
Harris: It's getting there, but what if we also found a way to put them in even more debt if they fail?
Staffer: They have to keep the business going for three years in a disadvantaged community. What it they go out of business two and a half years in?
Harris: gently caress 'em.
Everyone, in unison: Perfect.

Staffer on Harris' Twitter:

Kamala Harris posted:

Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities

Azathoth has issued a correction as of 04:37 on Dec 15, 2019

# ? Dec 15, 2019 04:35

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Turns out the only one to qualify was Amber A'Lee Frost.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 08:29

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 10:43

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

epic mra bernie porn

# ? Dec 15, 2019 11:25

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Obungler

Obongo

Everyone remembers where they were the first time they heard Barfsack Ocrumbo

# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:17

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

sarah palin

# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:21

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Eat This Glob posted:

sarah palin

nailin paylin

# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:41

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Eat This Glob posted:

sarah palin

lol

imagine somebody that dumb in the white house

# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:42

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

exmarx posted:

I like the slapdash Federalist Society logo as though it was assembled 10 seconds before Warren's speech.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 17:29

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I�m a true 90s kid, i spawned from an errant cumshot on a dress

# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:15

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol

imagine somebody that dumb in the white house

Yeah, I can�t possibly imagine that. what a crazy fantasy...

# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:30

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

exmarx posted:

drat, Ashley Parker has been frumpy for a long time

# ? Dec 15, 2019 19:11

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

https://twitter.com/DanteAtkins/status/1194514528551211008

# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:17

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Parity warning posted:

https://twitter.com/DanteAtkins/status/1194514528551211008

lmfao this thread

"Oh you got death threats from bernie supporters? You should share some screenshots"

"No it was over the phone, they called them in so I can't screenshot them"

# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:34

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Mike Pence touched a 'Flight article, do not touch" piece on a NASA tour because Marco Rubio dared him to.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:36

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/tatered/status/727165734564958208

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:37

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Also, I'm a hypocrite for pointing that out because my fingerprints are somewhere in space they're not supposed to be

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:39

VROOM VROOM: Jun 8, 2005

Finicums Wake posted:

epic mra bernie porn

Epik CEO Rob Monster

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:45

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

The ticket may have lasted a little more than a week, but I'm glad I grabbed an official Cruz/Fiorina 2016 button off ebay when I had the chance.

I'm sad I didn't get an official Jindal "J" button.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:52

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jo Swinson went from saying she could be Prime Minister of the UK to losing her seat in less than 6 weeks

# ? Dec 16, 2019 00:48

Head Bee Guy: Jun 12, 2011; Retarded for Busting; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ogibWCNKI

# ? Dec 16, 2019 01:29

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

Jo Swinson went from saying she could be Prime Minister of the UK to losing her seat in less than 6 weeks

my UK fav is still HUMILIATION FOR LOSER CLEGG

# ? Dec 16, 2019 02:17

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Head Bee Guy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ogibWCNKI

# ? Dec 16, 2019 03:31

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat