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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

"You, your father, and your brothers need to be tortured in a blacksite.

Change my mind."

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sTeamTraen/status/1205460913979101184

https://twitter.com/sTeamTraen/status/1205467205590306817

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/sweatpantsmon3y/status/1205991448165912576?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Please do not gently caress the cowboy snorlax

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

They're telling Cowboy Snorlax to gently caress it.

What is it?

Cowboy Snorlax's personal life is none of your business.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

Please do not gently caress the cowboy snorlax

Don't tell me what to do

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Meet Colby Covington



Mr Ice Cream Glove has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Dec 16, 2019

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
*that video of the scream-singing cowboys, only instead of a scream it turns into a snore*

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MizPiz posted:

Don't tell me what to do

I'm your mother and you will do what I say while you live under my roof.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Inceltown posted:

Please do not gently caress the cowboy snorlax

buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Meet Colby Covington


Warms my heart

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

I read that as Courtney Snorlox

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Two funny parts about the Covington saga is that he's channeling Alex Jones in simultaneously whining that it's just an act for promotion while reassuring his chudbase that he's sincere, and then channeling Andy Ngo in that his chudbase is saying "Colby is a WARRIOR he fought through a broken JAW" and then the xray came back and it's not broken lol.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/1205596632399654912

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

I don't know everything that happened but from what I've seen you left out the part where he poked usman in the eye repeatedly then after the fight had a cry claiming that usman had been trying to eye gouge him.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cohsae posted:

I don't know everything that happened but from what I've seen you left out the part where he poked usman in the eye repeatedly then after the fight had a cry claiming that usman had been trying to eye gouge him.

:discourse:

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Sounds very in-character for a chud

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Projection? From a chud? Be still my beating heart.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

I'm your mother and you will do what I say while you live under my roof.

Well I'm your dad, so I'll just pretend you don't exist.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/864837865913675779?s=20

Not safe for work narration, but you need to hear it anyway.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/parsfarce/status/1206457459352588288

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1206470562228260869


https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1206471120045522944

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1206566898797690880?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/1206576084722040832

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/harryreefeco/status/1206005979894013952

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/864837865913675779?s=20

Not safe for work narration, but you need to hear it anyway.

Ah, so that is how you make Aziz Ansari funny - get a narrator!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1206629631987781633

:hmmyes:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/Ben13Porter/status/1206390387348246529

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ben_towle/status/1206582441214918656

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Many technological advances happen earlier in the Watchmen timeline, and this includes font innovation :c00lbert:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Obviously Veidt invented Arial.

*IFG accident occurs to me*
I'm posting three days from now, the thread is arguing about fonts. Nothing ever ends.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

This gives "apple bottom jeans" a whole new context!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No it's the exact same context.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/islawhat/status/1206198826471763968?s=21

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/1206569023930093568

https://twitter.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/1206632524425973760

https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/1206654986362347521

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1206240972453109760

https://twitter.com/AWolfeful/status/1206629926960431104

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

zoux posted:

Obviously Veidt invented Arial.
He invented it 35 years ago.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1206606820028166146

So uh, don't do that

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Making a computer virus that gave people seizures was the basis for a shadowrun character of mine when I was 15.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Adrian Veidt is behind the Helvetica Event

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