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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Last time I flew near a jump zone, the local TRACON was making an announcement every minute or two about parachute operations in the vicinity of KXYZ and steering aircraft clear of it if they had flight following. Helpful, but obviously only useful if you're talking to the controller.

out of curiosity, how fast would you have to be falling to pass completely through the blades of a hovering helicopter without injury, assuming a best case scenario?

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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
Aeronautical: yep
Insanity: you betcha!

Birth of the Bell Helicopter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k562IriqnlA


fe:

Sagebrush posted:

out of curiosity, how fast would you have to be falling to pass completely through the blades of a hovering helicopter without injury, assuming a best case scenario?
Coincidentally they carried out that experiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k562IriqnlA&t=647s

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Platystemon posted:

I don’t go looking for them in the wild, but I’m surprised I haven’t seen more neoliberal columnists arguing that pilot certification is the real monster that killed all those people.

I had a freelancer seriously try and pitch me a story that the two crashes were all the fault of the third world airline pilots and not Boeing. That’s the last pitch of his I’ll listen to.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

karoshi posted:

fe:

Coincidentally they carried out that experiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k562IriqnlA&t=647s

gently caress!!

Tetraptous
Nov 11, 2004

Dynamic instability during transition.
The main rotor of the AStar turns at 396 RPM, so the blade passing frequency is about 20 Hz. If we assume you’re dropping through the rotor disk vertically (and have no thickness), then a 6’ tall person has to be going at least 120 ft/s (70 kts) in the best case scenario where you pass just behind one blade to dive through the rotor. Sounds like the terminal velocity of a person head down is around twice that (~130-150 knots), so it’s doable, but very risky!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

karoshi posted:

Coincidentally they carried out that experiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k562IriqnlA&t=647s

I'm totally picturing some cigar chomping executive elbowing his way onto the the test site "outta my way, outta my way here, I'm a pilot, let me fly this thing"

~karma happens~

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Tetraptous posted:

The main rotor of the AStar turns at 396 RPM, so the blade passing frequency is about 20 Hz. If we assume you’re dropping through the rotor disk vertically (and have no thickness), then a 6’ tall person has to be going at least 120 ft/s (70 kts) in the best case scenario where you pass just behind one blade to dive through the rotor. Sounds like the terminal velocity of a person head down is around twice that (~130-150 knots), so it’s doable, but very risky!

The stunt coordinator for the next next bond film just had an uncontrollable shiver.

Either that or Tom Cruise is already in training for it for the next mission impossible. He’s like 5’ so even easier!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's probably more like 2' since you don't usually fall upright. Also you have to take blade and person width into account. Ideally you're facing directly toward or away from the rotor hub, I guess, to maximize your lateral separation from the blades.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


priznat posted:

The stunt coordinator for the next next bond film just had an uncontrollable shiver.

Either that or Tom Cruise is already in training for it for the next mission impossible. He’s like 5’ so even easier!

That's one stunt that I think might actually fail the audience suspension of disbelief.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Godholio posted:

It's probably more like 2' since you don't usually fall upright. Also you have to take blade and person width into account. Ideally you're facing directly toward or away from the rotor hub, I guess, to maximize your lateral separation from the blades.

The question is whether the faster speed for the more aerodynamic shape compensates for the smaller cross section or not. I would presume the smaller cross section wins out but I haven't run the numbers.

You'd also have to keep your body very straight and level...

Tetraptous
Nov 11, 2004

Dynamic instability during transition.

Munin posted:

The question is whether the faster speed for the more aerodynamic shape compensates for the smaller cross section or not. I would presume the smaller cross section wins out but I haven't run the numbers.

You'd also have to keep your body very straight and level...

In addition to moving slower, you take up more swept area in the disk if you fall flat. That’s probably a fair trade if you’re near the tips, but a bad move closer to the blade roots. Probably the optimal strategy for survival would be to dive but tuck your legs just before entering the rotor and cannonball past it. I was not willing to do the math, as I don’t think it has a first-order effect on the main result: if you fall through a helicopter rotor your odds of survival are on the same order as your odds of death.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

There's a much simpler explanation: The Boeing suit survived because it was the first time a helicopter had ever tasted manflesh. It didn't know it was hungry yet.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Godholio posted:

It's probably more like 2' since you don't usually fall upright. Also you have to take blade and person width into account. Ideally you're facing directly toward or away from the rotor hub, I guess, to maximize your lateral separation from the blades.

With my luck I'd time my pass through the rotor disc flawlessly, only to crater through the tail boom.

e: I possess the aerodynamic profile of a Super Guppy (wingless).

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I showed that Bell video to my wife (a P. Eng) and she literally just watched my monitor screen with mouth agape for about 15 seconds and then "lets run the math and see what it would take to go through the rotor unscathed"

:3:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Aeronautical Insanity:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MrYenko posted:

Aeronautical Insanity:



Looks like a great plane to spend 18 hours in.
https://photos-e1.flightcdn.com/photos/retriever/a0642abad9c314bf42d13ee0fa8b72af97214b2c

It can't have 18 hours of fuel.... right? He has to land somewhere surely?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

MrYenko posted:

Aeronautical Insanity:



The pilot is this man?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Sure looks like it:

Sub-Class
C-1d (Landplanes: take off weight 1750 to 3000 kg)
Group
1 : internal combustion engine
Type of record
Distance
Performance
13 059,67 km
Date
02 Mar 2013
Course / Location
Guam (Guam) - Jacksonville, FL (USA)


How can that little thing hold that much fuel?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

Sure looks like it:

Sub-Class
C-1d (Landplanes: take off weight 1750 to 3000 kg)
Group
1 : internal combustion engine
Type of record
Distance
Performance
13 059,67 km
Date
02 Mar 2013
Course / Location
Guam (Guam) - Jacksonville, FL (USA)


How can that little thing hold that much fuel?

Jakarta-Capetown Thursday, then Riverside-San Juan Saturday, back to Ontario, CA today. Busy fella!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Oh, duh. World record attempt.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Apparently the engine in his Lancair IV burns about 17gph in economical cruise at ~280kn, so that's about 19mpg equivalent. 425 gallons to fly that 13,000km leg. That's 2550 pounds of fuel, well beyond the 1350lb standard useful load, so idk what sort of modifications he's got but it is absolutely not a stock aircraft. Even assuming best-case efficiency and a constant high-speed tailwind he's still way overloaded at takeoff.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

Apparently the engine in his Lancair IV burns about 17gph in economical cruise at ~280kn, so that's about 19mpg equivalent. 425 gallons to fly that 13,000km leg. That's 2550 pounds of fuel, well beyond the 1350lb standard useful load, so idk what sort of modifications he's got but it is absolutely not a stock aircraft. Even assuming best-case efficiency and a constant high-speed tailwind he's still way overloaded at takeoff.

361 gallons, according to that article. gently caress me, 31 hours to Jakarta.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

New Top Gun trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4U4BQW9OEk


Highway to the Aurora zone.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

That trailer peaked at 11 seconds. It seems ok?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Is that supposed to be Goose's son?

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

New Top Gun trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4U4BQW9OEk


Highway to the Aurora zone.

There better be some officer in charge of that guard post yelling about wanting some butts after Maverick blows the roof off. Otherwise is it even really a Top Gun movie?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Scruff McGruff posted:

There better be some officer in charge of that guard post yelling about wanting some butts after Maverick blows the roof off. Otherwise is it even really a Top Gun movie?

WRITING CHECKS YOUR BUTT CAN'T CASH

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Scruff McGruff posted:

There better be some officer in charge of that guard post yelling about wanting some butts after Maverick blows the roof off. Otherwise is it even really a Top Gun movie?

I think the guy ducking in terror at the back of the SUV will take care of it.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

So anyone care to guess what will put Maverick in whatever they will call the hypersonic secret super-duper plane?

I think Mav will be on the outs from the Navy. The students he was instructing will get into some kind of horrible trouble.

Military guy 1: "We have to help them, they will all die!"
Military guy 2: "How? We don't have anything in our arsenal that can get to them in time."
Shadowy military guy: "Yes we do."

[SMG briefs them on the F-44 Hypercock]

MG1: "But we don't have anyone who can fly that thing!"
MG2: "Yes we do."

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Maybe it's time we start getting more action stars who aren't about due for hip replacements?

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

RandomPauI posted:

Maybe it's time we start getting more action stars who aren't about due for hip replacements?

At least the love interest is within a decade of Cruise's actual age.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

RandomPauI posted:

Maybe it's time we start getting more action stars who aren't about due for hip replacements?

You’d think so but MY WIFE thinks Cruise has ‘got better with age’. Win/win movie - eye candy for her in the shape of TC and plenty of plane porn for me.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

So anyone care to guess what will put Maverick in whatever they will call the hypersonic secret super-duper plane?

I think Mav will be on the outs from the Navy. The students he was instructing will get into some kind of horrible trouble.

Military guy 1: "We have to help them, they will all die!"
Military guy 2: "How? We don't have anything in our arsenal that can get to them in time."
Shadowy military guy: "Yes we do."

[SMG briefs them on the F-44 Hypercock]

MG1: "But we don't have anyone who can fly that thing!"
MG2: "Yes we do."

After stalling out at O-6 he probably got shuffled off into the acquisitions side of things. Except being a movie, instead of sitting at a desk writing memos about why the F-44 failed 8 out of 9 main test requirements during its last test period, he actually gets to fly the thing and it works.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

MrYenko posted:

Aeronautical Insanity:



Ugh, what a pain: Ontario, CA vs. Ontario, CAn

e: : "Ontario has a international airport!"

"well yeah, it has a bunch?"

"Uh, no, just the one?"

"What are you talking about? It has at least three."

"Are you thinking about LA?"

"WHY WOULD I BE THINKING ABOUT LA?" [storms off]

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 16, 2019

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Welp Boeing is shutting down the 737 line in January, glad I haven't made any big financial purchases lately

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

rscott posted:

Welp Boeing is shutting down the 737 line in January, glad I haven't made any big financial purchases lately

:airquote: Temporarily. :airquote:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

It’d be a real shame to see the 737 go out with a whimper.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MrYenko posted:

It’d be a real shame to see the 737 go out with a whimper.

Boeing will be making a louder sound than a whimper.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



MrYenko posted:

It’d be a real shame to see the 737 go out with a whimper.

Better deal than going out with loud screams like the passengers.

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Real glad I just sold my condo, and used to profits to pay off all my debts then stuffed the rest of the cash into savings...

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