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Whatever man this poo poo's boring who cares
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General Dog posted:Less complaining about the rules, more talking about loving your dad, thanks. Way to make light of incest survivors dude.
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Brrrrah-brrrrrah
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The Strange Thing About the Moderators
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smythe patting you on the back, pointing towards RGD but you realize hes exactly pointing at the cumtown thread
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Scionix posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Junpei Hyde's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being trans means to me. same
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what the gently caress happened to my eyeballs
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we are all lobsters and the jokes are a mermaids pussy
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bleeping trump was a good bit
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General Dog posted:There’s only one way to find out. love to gently caress my fanciful retired dad
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Been thinking about this all day https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1206266376274554883
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I for one, am grateful we have such a devoted member of the joke police among us.![]() Koburn fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Dec 16, 2019 |
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the 808 samples are funny imo
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Welcome to inside the actors studio with Michael penis, formerly known as Michael Shannon. I changed my name to Shannon penis so I'm not confused with that bitch from 90210
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Junpei Hyde is just atoning for the sins of their brother Sam Hyde.
Keith Stack fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 16, 2019 |
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9/11 2: the truth revealed is a premium bit
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Let's all take a minute and think about our favorite slurs.
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Well I got two pity primals as blackthorns amulet :/
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poo poo and cum are my favorite bad words
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I got a bad word for you. Republicans
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Cael posted:I got a bad word for you. Republicans Clapping, tears streaming from my eyes and saying "yes" under my breath repeatedly.
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Mordja posted:Clapping, tears streaming from my eyes and saying "yes" under my breath repeatedly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipMPb0MZr3w
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clarence the baker seems like a nice guy and i'm glad the boys let him freestyle on the pod
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hey joey, this sounds like a movie about guys like us, hangin out and fuckin drinkin, watchin the game, playin beer pong. i can't wait to watch party monster
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That just reminded me of teenage Nick messaging Jim Gaffigan on AIM
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I’m not offended but I have to go
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Nick thought that a site named "tardblog" was actually written by special education teachers and not just Minecraft Holmes fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Dec 16, 2019 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:I’m not offended but you have to go
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General Dog posted:Here's a little good clean fun They're..... Like.... Hot Pockets.... ........ But..... They're........ Cold....
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General Dog posted:Here's a little good clean fun Well played, goonsir. Well played.
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General Dog posted:Here's a little good clean fun Faith in humanity restored
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General Dog posted:Here's a little good clean fun this. is. everything.
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i don't want nick to watch all of evangelion just that one scene
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General Dog posted:Here's a little good clean fun great joke but it's no michael balls penis
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punished milkman posted:great joke but it's no michael balls penis Absolute distilled essence of the podcast in that segment, hysterically dumb. Loved it
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I haven’t heard Michael balls penis but I desperately need to after reading that phrase. I tried to YouTube it but no luck. Anyone know the ep/time stamp?
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It's the most recent premium, right near the end.
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suck moredickis
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:45 |
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https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1207019452144992263?s=20
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