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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Whatever man this poo poo's boring who cares

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

General Dog posted:

Less complaining about the rules, more talking about loving your dad, thanks.

Way to make light of incest survivors dude.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Brrrrah-brrrrrah

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Strange Thing About the Moderators

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
smythe patting you on the back, pointing towards RGD but you realize hes exactly pointing at the cumtown thread

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Scionix posted:

There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Junpei Hyde's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being trans means to me.

same

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




what the gently caress happened to my eyeballs

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

we are all lobsters and the jokes are a mermaids pussy

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
bleeping trump was a good bit

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

General Dog posted:

There’s only one way to find out.

You sure as hell better not call him the f-word or the r-word while you do it though.

love to gently caress my fanciful retired dad

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Been thinking about this all day

https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1206266376274554883

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
I for one, am grateful we have such a devoted member of the joke police among us.

Koburn fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Dec 16, 2019

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
the 808 samples are funny imo

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012
Welcome to inside the actors studio with Michael penis, formerly known as Michael Shannon.

I changed my name to Shannon penis so I'm not confused with that bitch from 90210

Keith Stack
Nov 5, 2008

Junpei Hyde is just atoning for the sins of their brother Sam Hyde.

Keith Stack fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 16, 2019

Serf
May 5, 2011


9/11 2: the truth revealed is a premium bit

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Let's all take a minute and think about our favorite slurs.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Well I got two pity primals as blackthorns amulet :/

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
poo poo and cum are my favorite bad words

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

I got a bad word for you. Republicans

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Cael posted:

I got a bad word for you. Republicans

Clapping, tears streaming from my eyes and saying "yes" under my breath repeatedly.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Mordja posted:

Clapping, tears streaming from my eyes and saying "yes" under my breath repeatedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipMPb0MZr3w

Social Media
Jan 21, 2010

clarence the baker seems like a nice guy and i'm glad the boys let him freestyle on the pod

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
hey joey, this sounds like a movie about guys like us, hangin out and fuckin drinkin, watchin the game, playin beer pong. i can't wait to watch party monster

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Here's a little good clean fun :d:

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
That just reminded me of teenage Nick messaging Jim Gaffigan on AIM

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I’m not offended but I have to go

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Nick thought that a site named "tardblog" was actually written by special education teachers and not just maddox tucker max

Minecraft Holmes fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Dec 16, 2019

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Junpei Hyde posted:

I’m not offended but you have to go

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

General Dog posted:

Here's a little good clean fun :d:



They're.....



Like....


Hot

Pockets....


........


But.....

They're........






Cold....

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

General Dog posted:

Here's a little good clean fun :d:



Well played, goonsir. Well played.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

General Dog posted:

Here's a little good clean fun :d:



Faith in humanity restored

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

General Dog posted:

Here's a little good clean fun :d:



this. is. everything.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i don't want nick to watch all of evangelion

just that one scene

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

General Dog posted:

Here's a little good clean fun :d:



great joke but it's no michael balls penis

DrBrezo
May 13, 2009

punished milkman posted:

great joke but it's no michael balls penis

Absolute distilled essence of the podcast in that segment, hysterically dumb. Loved it

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I haven’t heard Michael balls penis but I desperately need to after reading that phrase. I tried to YouTube it but no luck. Anyone know the ep/time stamp?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
It's the most recent premium, right near the end.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

suck moredickis

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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1207019452144992263?s=20

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