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my friend just asked me for the spoilers over the phone so I had to read through them again and it made me even more contemptuous of the movie. he was particularly interested in how Palpatine died and I couldn't remember, then when I found out it was just Rey deflecting his force lightning back at him with a sword I was like "oh that's why I couldn't remember, it's loving boring"
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ruddiger posted:She shows up in the beginning to tell Kylo she survived before Kylo disintegrates her and continues on with his day. I would totally watch EP9 if it were all self directed parody comedy at this point. Why bother anymore. Should have got a comedy director. Or just let Seth Green and Hamill direct it.
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ruddiger posted:She shows up in the beginning to tell Kylo she survived before Kylo disintegrates her and continues on with his day. This would rule and be a perfect end to such a lovely character. I mean Gwendoline Christie is amazing and Phasma is cool in concept but drat, in execution she really was the new Boba Fett.
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TheBuilder posted:https://i.imgur.com/p1t55ga_d.jpg TAke a look y'all e: 
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And another https://imgur.com/a/mg4ZFfa It was true...all of it
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TheBuilder posted:https://i.imgur.com/p1t55ga_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium That timecode blacked out at the bottom means it’s probably from an audio mixing session. Someone really putting their job on the line for a little bit of internet clout.
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no NO THIS IS ALL JUST SOMEONE'S ELABORATE FANFIC LA LA LA
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romanowski posted:sheev doesn't look hosed up enough imo Those pictures could be after he gets the bean juice.
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pospysyl posted:Those pictures could be after he gets the bean juice. I guess Korin is going to send Paul Saltines some Senzu Beans
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 Okay, it looks like the leaks are accurate. I'll probably go see the film, then. I want to see the fallout.
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I love that his robe survived. Also, after 40 years, Kenner's yellow lightsabers are now canon.
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ruddiger posted:That timecode blacked out at the bottom means it’s probably from an audio mixing session. Someone really putting their job on the line for a little bit of internet clout. Ok so Skywalker sound. The mole is inside the house!
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There's quite a bit more coming out now. I'd suggest ducking out if you don't want to be spoiled, but otherwise why would you be here?
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EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE. GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER. Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power....
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Do we get to hear this broadcast? Could be interesting.
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This is the spoiler thread stop spoil tagging. Post the piss tape, post the leaks Also post the accurate story board again so we can laugh
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I just want to know how it ends. Does Kylo really get yeeted into a pit never to be seen again? Also which Force Ghost is the one that talks to him?
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Mat Cauthon posted:I just want to know how it ends. Does Kylo really get yeeted into a pit never to be seen again? Spoilers just in case: Kylo climbs out of the pit after Rey has killed Palpatine and collapsed, Kylo brings Rey back to life, just like Rey had done to him earlier, they kiss, Kylo dies. I'm not sure if it's a force ghost or what but Han Solo talks to Kylo and this is the final nail in Kylo's face turn. It's kinda like Superman talking to his dead dad in Man of Steel, or BvS, can't remember which it was on the mountain. not trolled not crying fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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pospysyl posted:Those pictures could be after he gets the bean juice. "We could do some really gnarly live action puppet or even hack some off the shelf model to CGI him. gently caress it, that's too much effort. Just use the ROTS makeup. Poetry and stuff..."
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Shaocaholica posted:https://www.fool.com/investing/2019/12/15/has-disneys-star-wars-acquisition-been-a-failure.aspx Rise of the Resistance is forcing them to open the park an two or three hours ahead of posted time, the weirdo sign up system for passes to ride are gone within a couple hours every day, and - here's the important part - for the first time since Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey opened over at Universal, people are talking about how Disney might just have the best themed attraction ever. With Smuggler's Run, there was plenty of disappointment that the attraction was great but didn't really live up to potential. I'm not sure I've heard anything negative about Rise's substance. I'm not saying this just to be contrarian, or to stan Disney Parks Division, just that I don't think the well is necessarily poisoned for Star Wars or even for sequel trilogy stuff. They just need to do good things with it. Which is easier said than done, but. Pollyanna posted:Isn’t there one Galaxy’s Edge in CA and one in FL? Yes - they're identical but Rise hasn't opened in California yet. From most accounts, the degree to which people like Galaxy's Edge is proportional to the degree they think just walking around a place can be fun. To analogize with another park, if you think just wandering around the back half of Epcot soaking in the atmosphere is a good use of time, Galaxy's Edge is more likely to appeal to you than if you look at Morocco and scoff because there isn't an attraction. Boxman fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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Paul Saltines is crusty as gently caress. Dude needs some goddamn lip balm.
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not trolled not crying posted:Spoilers just in case: lol what a loving travesty. I wonder how much Ford demanded for his cameo.
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Mat Cauthon posted:lol what a loving travesty. I wonder how much Ford demanded for his cameo. Whatever it was it was both 1) way too large for however much work it was and 2) not enough
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The laser master sequel trilogy is going to be bananas and I can’t wait
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spacetoaster posted:Do Finn and Poe kiss? Poe and Threepio kiss.
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Gonz posted:Poe and Threepio kiss. I'll take it.
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Horizon Burning posted:holy gently caress that opening crawl is garbage yeah holy moly Also mad that Ren doesn't just get yeeted to the edge of movie town. This kiss thing is somehow worse.
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OctoberCountry posted:
That's it? God drat the leaks were right
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The dead speak! Lmao that is so lame
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romanowski posted:TAke a look y'all 
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OctoberCountry posted:
I refuse to believe this is real. Even if I see it with my own two eyes, I will convince myself my faculties are failing me. A man who has managed to stay hidden for forty years chooses to reveal himself in a radio broadcast, before his forces are ready to move.
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TerminalRaptor posted:I refuse to believe this is real. Even if I see it with my own two eyes, I will convince myself my faculties are failing me. A man who has managed to stay hidden for forty years chooses to reveal himself in a radio broadcast, before his forces are ready to move. Yeah, but the broadcast is "REVENGE!!!!111!1!1!!11ONE" in all space caps
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