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he should broadcast himself using a giant floating head hologram the size of a planet imo
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lol forever that TLJ ends with the First Order achieving total victory and then TROS starts with Palpatine announcing himself and Leia running her intel network like TLJ never happened
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Dec 17, 2019 04:18
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All I can really say is maclunkey
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the madmen did it: 3 bullshit movies without a single original idea and no connection between them
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For thirty years, you have been asking: Who is Sheev Palpatine? This is Sheev Palpatine speaking. I am the man who loves democracy. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Yeah, but the broadcast is
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mmm yes i have been building my secret army for 30 years better broadcast to everyone that im baaaaaaaaaaaaack
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The Star Wars Spoiler Thread: The Dead Speak!
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Ol' Paul Saultines took 30 years of fiddling around with the space radio before he finally figured out how to send a space telegram
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OctoberCountry posted:
im actually a bit sad i didnt see this for the first time in a theater lol
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Zeta Acosta posted:the madmen did it: 3 bullshit movies without a single original idea and no connection between them tlj ending: The resistance is the spark that will light the fires of hope. A young, nameless peasant boy is shown to have force powers and looks hopefully at the stars. Skywalker beginning: THE DEAD SPEAK!!! THE LATE PALPATINE BLASTED OUT AN EMAIL SAYING HE WANTS REVENGE!!
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Palpy is the 30th entrant in the Galactic Royal Rumble. BAH GAWD THAT’S SHEEV’S MUSIC! *Sheev Symphony begins playing*
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Dec 17, 2019 04:36
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paul saline should have just nuked everyone with his star star destroyer fleet
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Zeta Acosta posted:the madmen did it: 3 bullshit movies without a single original idea and no connection between them The funniest thing is it'd have been easier to just have 3 by the numbers movies that made sense together than whatever the hell this was.
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This broadcast is cursed, if you don't forward it to ten people I'll come back from the dead and take revenge. - palps
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cuntman.net posted:im actually a bit sad i didnt see this for the first time in a theater lol https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLwGWgiuGeiyEnmlqFGn Gorelab posted:The funniest thing is it'd have been easier to just have 3 by the numbers movies that made sense together than whatever the hell this was. Or just use George Lucas' outline about old Luke talking about midichlorians
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Dec 17, 2019 04:42
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I really wish JJ had just gone the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers route. Just have some evil space witch get popped out of an ancient septic tank so that she can turn her attention to conquering the galaxy with giant monsters and clay clones.
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chris avellone did a better star wars story 15 years ago
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Who's going to be the first reviewer to dive on the grenade
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Having reviewed all of the latest spoilers, as a lifetime fan of star wars, my statement and opinion is as follows: lmao
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lofi posted:This broadcast is cursed, if you don't forward it to ten people I'll come back from the dead and take revenge.
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Polo-Rican posted:tlj ending: The resistance is the spark that will light the fires of hope. A young, nameless peasant boy is shown to have force powers and looks hopefully at the stars. Honestly I don't hate the concept of Palpatine loving with galaxy en masse but as always they take the most boring interpretation of the idea and run with it. Darth Sidious, pirate radio host, playing all your favorite lo-fi hip hop beats to relax/study to while he defrosts his super advanced star ship fleet and tries to convince two teenagers to kiss while he watches (I know Kylo at least is supposed to be in his 20s but whatever). Instead of doing that, why not leave ole Sheev dead but he's pulling a poltergeist and broadcasting to all the latent force sensitives out there like the kid we saw at the end of TLJ to get them to [insert big evil plot that doesn't involve death star technology here]. Rey (who is not his descendant) has to figure out how to stop/save/convert the afflicted force users while also leading her own faction of nu-jedi. She can't just fight or kill all of them, she has to actually think through the problem and find some new way of using the force to [insert plot resolution here]. And Boyega is there too, doing something that isn't comic relief or exposition. Let Kylo's plot be the shitfit over not being the only bestest sith in the galaxy remain the same, but he fucks up and gets murked on account of his own hubris in his Skywalker heritage. There, give me $1 million USD Disney, TIA. Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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Furthermore, as a contemplative amendment to my previous post, I wish to add: lol
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also fallout new vegas: dead money has the same intro: a radio broadcast from the dead
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i can't believe THAT's the look they're going for with the clinging to life emperor pale skin and cataracts george would've given us something so much more interesting, gently caress
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It's a cursed holo broadcast, and the viewer will die seven days after watching it.
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Dec 17, 2019 05:04
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Palpatine: “Let the karate killings.....begin.”
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This movie is gonna rule.
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All I've been able to picture since the crawl spoiler is Palps trolling on Leia via Space Twitter ala Trump on Pelosi.
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Rey on Tattooine with BB-8. It's like poetry, it rhymes
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Sleepy Sheev, big yawn!
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two blue sabres confirm Kylo is a good guys and so is Rey
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well why not posted:two blue sabres confirm Kylo is a good guys and so is Rey Kylo uses his mom’s saber: 
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Just as it's amazing how the 1983 makeup on Palpatine was somehow eons better than what they did with him in 2005, it amazes me that here again, the makeup is so much better. I mean, Jesus, George. You had basically all the money in the world and some of the best effects technicians / artists in the world at your disposal, and your best rendering of old Palpatine was to make him look puffy and bloated under 20 pounds of foam latex?
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Timby posted:Just as it's amazing how the 1983 makeup on Palpatine was somehow eons better than what they did with him in 2005, it amazes me that here again, the makeup is so much better. In fairness, I think that's CGI
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blue and blue makes yellow its like poetry it rims Timby posted:Just as it's amazing how the 1983 makeup on Palpatine was somehow eons better than what they did with him in 2005, it amazes me that here again, the makeup is so much better. he looks like something slightly worse than from the original dawn of the dead
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I can’t believe that i bought tickets for this poo poo months ago AND that the more I read the more hyped I get about it. This poo poo show is going to be amazing to experience.
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