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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I just weighed myself and I've lost 9 pounds this year even though I drink fuckloads of beer. I may be dying

drat I'm jealous

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Resting Lich Face posted:

Bitch please you didn't even get probed. Amateur.

I want to walk the thin line before probes to maximize returns on the 10 bux i spent like 90 years ago

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XVg2soFr8

seasons loving greetings

fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
5 beers in and i just ate some really spicy ramen so i can spend half an hour making GBS threads at work tomorrow :twisted:

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

fibblins posted:

5 beers in and i just ate some really spicy ramen so i can spend half an hour making GBS threads at work tomorrow :twisted:

pro move

I ate a bunch of jalapeno poppers and various other spicy poo poo the night before last and mixed all kinds liquor and beer and had an extremely uncomfortable vomit/poo poo combo the next morning.

livin la vida loca baby :cheers:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Got sushi, had a bunch of beer and sake, it's 2'30 and I'm kind of drunk

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
it's 6:46 and I'm 8 beers in

might nap for a bit because I can't find anything interesting and the weather sucks

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Eldercain posted:

Got sushi, had a bunch of beer and sake, it's 2'30 and I'm kind of drunk

drat I want some sushi. can that be ordered online? I'm going to look

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

drat I want some sushi. can that be ordered online? I'm going to look

There was a place that delivered to the bar in Cincinnati and boy did they get a lot of business from us

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
piss gently caress, I'm 45 minutes too far away probably

I doubt anyone would deliver sushi to a farm in se indiana

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
that is fancy sushi, the ones here in Utah look like they're from a gas station

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Edgar posted:

that is fancy sushi, the ones here in Utah look like they're from a gas station

there's a lot of fancy looking sushi in colorado but it all tastes like it's from a gas station

except tokio, that place is legit

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
It was pretty good imo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

got super drunk on friday

didnt even drink saturday or sunday

The Velvet Witch
Jul 24, 2017

"I don't have a "make better posts" spell, you're on your own."
Went out and got a lil caeser's pizza and held it wrong so all the cheese fell off but im eating it anyway, feel bloated

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Breakfast being coffee and a banana along with dinner being a small broccoli salad is likely not enough to keep me safe but box wine sang to me and I'm outta edibles so we're gettin' dirty

Tomorrow is my one day off then it's nosebleed grind til the new year brings the end of all things (except box wine)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think I'm taking a break. Maybe take it to new years but who knows :shrug:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Quitters itt

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
My friend and I have taken over the jukebox and are drinking and getting rowdy and we're still the bartenders favorites because honestly we're the best

Drink up friends

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think I'm taking a break. Maybe take it to new years but who knows :shrug:
i took something like 14 days off and it felt good

the weekends are tough when your buddies are drinking

also the post work beer habit is a tough one, but i think it was the hardest one to break

hah its all tough, but by the 2nd week during the week i really didnt want that habitual beer after work any more it was cool

still luv 2 party

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Somehow I'm the soberest one tonight I need to up my game

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Order some old crow or Evan Williams

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I just weighed myself and I've lost 9 pounds this year even though I drink fuckloads of beer. I may be dying

Ask your doctor if weed is right for you,

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Edgar posted:

Order some old crow or Evan Williams

The town drunk when I lived in Ohio would order sets of old Crow and bud and it was awful even I ain't there

Yet

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
had a good nap, hitting the belgian white now

Nuts and Gum posted:

Ask your doctor if weed is right for you,

I would love it if indiana legalized it but we only recently changed the law to allow booze sales on sundays so.....it's a ways off

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Eldercain posted:

My friend and I have taken over the jukebox and are drinking and getting rowdy and we're still the bartenders favorites because honestly we're the best

Drink up friends

Queue up Bohemian Rhapsody and get all the lyrics wildly incorrect

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

numberoneposter posted:

i took something like 14 days off and it felt good

the weekends are tough when your buddies are drinking

also the post work beer habit is a tough one, but i think it was the hardest one to break

hah its all tough, but by the 2nd week during the week i really didnt want that habitual beer after work any more it was cool

still luv 2 party

The trick is not having any buddies haha

But yeah I'm usually a beer drinker and I'm sick of it interfering with my fitness goals among a whole pile of other stuff.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
It’s one in the afternoon, I’m done shoveling ice out of my driveway, and I have a twelver of southern tier 2X IPA. Hopefully I don’t drink two and nod off, I worked last night and only napped like two hours when I got home this morning.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Drunk.

Ask me anything.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
What’s your favorite color?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nuts and Gum posted:

What’s your favorite color?

Red.

Next.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS



what is the dolphin's name in your av

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Crusty Nutsack posted:

what is the dolphin's name in your av

Greg.

Next.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
:beerpal:

We need a version of :guinness: but it's a bottle of vodka.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I took a nap in my bathrobe on the concrete floor of my unfinished basement when I went to feed the cat that uses that place as her winter residence. i woke up with her sleeping on my rear end. but i'm back now and drinking more beer


did your mother ever tell you about me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I took a nap in my bathrobe on the concrete floor of my unfinished basement when I went to feed the cat that uses that place as her winter residence. i woke up with her sleeping on my rear end. but i'm back now and drinking more beer


did your mother ever tell you about me

She did once talk about this gross pink slime she found under the washing machine when we got a new one. Pretty sure it was you.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
that was my other son. he was too good for this world

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I took a nap in my bathrobe on the concrete floor of my unfinished basement when I went to feed the cat that uses that place as her winter residence. i woke up with her sleeping on my rear end. but i'm back now and drinking more beer

adopt kitty

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

she's already mine, no adoption needed

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