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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

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Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

george w. bush choked on a pretzel

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
george hw bush threw up in japan

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Finicums Wake posted:

george hw bush threw up in japan

The Japanese delegation was actually hugely embarrassed about that, because they gave him food poisoning from a buffet they hosted soon after he landed

And Bush threw up in their PM's lap and then fainted lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
George w bush fell off a Segway

DR FRASIER KRANG has issued a correction as of 08:57 on Dec 16, 2019

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Minecraft Holmes posted:

The Japanese delegation was actually hugely embarrassed about that, because they gave him food poisoning from a buffet they hosted soon after he landed

And Bush threw up in their PM's lap and then fainted lol

lmao that owns

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Lmao now that owns

quote:

Shortly after the incident, an Idaho man, James Edward Smith, called CNN posing as the president's physician and claimed that Bush had died. A CNN employee entered the information into a centralized computer used by both CNN and sister network CNN Headline News, and Headline News nearly aired it before it could be verified. Smith was subsequently questioned by the Secret Service and hospitalized at a private medical facility for evaluation.[3]

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

George w bush fell off a Segway

the creator of the segway drove off a cliff

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

the creator of the segway drove off a cliff

In a custom Segway specially ruggedized so you could drive off-road over cliffs easier.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i wonder how often young George and his buddies pinned liddle Jeb! down on the ground and dangled loogies over his face

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

https://youtu.be/vqAnK2FE70Q

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Roosevelt posted:

i wonder how often young George and his buddies pinned liddle Jeb! down on the ground and dangled loogies over his face

lol “young”

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fight-song-democratic-convention-video-915084


In terms of the video’s celebrity “gets,” “We were all incredibly excited about [opera star] Renee Fleming. She self-taped. It doesn’t get much better than getting a self-tape from Renee Fleming,” says Cohen. “And Jane Fonda, of course, that was just iconic.”

To tailor the song specifically to the Clinton campaign, a few lyrics were adjusted “to have it on message with ‘The Fights of Her Life,’ which was the theme last night at the convention,” Cohen explains. The lyric, “This is my fight song,” became “This is our fight song,” while Ester Dean offered a rap about Clinton in the middle of the video. When Sia agreed to take part, Banks proposed she provide the “Go, Hillary!” tag at the end, to which Sia agreed. “You couldn’t have a more exciting, more artistically legitimate ending than Sia saying, ‘Go, Hillary,'” Cohen says.

A complete list of the celebrities featured in the video follows:
Aisha Tyler
Alan Cumming
America Ferrera
Ben Platt
Billy Porter
Chrissie Fit
Connie Britton
Elizabeth Banks
Ellen Greene
Ester Dean
Eva Longoria
Garrett Clayton
Hana Mae Lee
Ian Somerhalder
Idina Menzel
Jaime King
Jane Fonda
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
John Michael Higgins
Josh Lucas
Julie Bowen
Kathy Najimy
Kelley Jakle
Kristin Chenoweth
Mandy Moore
Mary McCormack
Mary-Louise Parker
Mike Tompkins
Nikki Reed
Rachel Platten
Renee Fleming
Rob Reiner
Shelley Regner
T.R. Knight

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/663398271205965824?s=20

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I recognized 4 of those names

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
the american press once jacked off for a whole day about how john kerry ordered a cheesesteak

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Basket of Deplorables

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Colin Powell told the press that he couldn't understand how anyone could work in politics without ambien

lol wonder what ol Colin is up to.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
obama pissing people off for wearing a tan suit

obama pissing people off for putting dijon mustard on his burger

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Filthy Hans posted:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fight-song-democratic-convention-video-915084


In terms of the video’s celebrity “gets,” “We were all incredibly excited about [opera star] Renee Fleming. She self-taped. It doesn’t get much better than getting a self-tape from Renee Fleming,” says Cohen. “And Jane Fonda, of course, that was just iconic.”

To tailor the song specifically to the Clinton campaign, a few lyrics were adjusted “to have it on message with ‘The Fights of Her Life,’ which was the theme last night at the convention,” Cohen explains. The lyric, “This is my fight song,” became “This is our fight song,” while Ester Dean offered a rap about Clinton in the middle of the video. When Sia agreed to take part, Banks proposed she provide the “Go, Hillary!” tag at the end, to which Sia agreed. “You couldn’t have a more exciting, more artistically legitimate ending than Sia saying, ‘Go, Hillary,'” Cohen says.

A complete list of the celebrities featured in the video follows:
Aisha Tyler
Alan Cumming
America Ferrera
Ben Platt
Billy Porter
Chrissie Fit
Connie Britton
Elizabeth Banks
Ellen Greene
Ester Dean
Eva Longoria
Garrett Clayton
Hana Mae Lee
Ian Somerhalder
Idina Menzel
Jaime King
Jane Fonda
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
John Michael Higgins
Josh Lucas
Julie Bowen
Kathy Najimy
Kelley Jakle
Kristin Chenoweth
Mandy Moore
Mary McCormack
Mary-Louise Parker
Mike Tompkins
Nikki Reed
Rachel Platten
Renee Fleming
Rob Reiner
Shelley Regner
T.R. Knight

I'm especially disappointed in John Michael Higgins for some reason.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Obama eating arugula

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Finicums Wake posted:

obama pissing people off for wearing a tan suit

obama pissing people off for putting dijon mustard on his burger


taqueso posted:

Obama eating arugula

Obama having the audicity to be relaxed in the White House.
Obama inhaling air through his nose and out through his mouth.
Obama having children.
Obama having a loving relationship.
Obama existing.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
barack and michelle's terrorist fist jab

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
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megyn kelly

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Rachel Maddow's viewer numbers cratering after the Mueller report was released

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Finicums Wake posted:

barack and michelle's terrorist fist jab

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


taqueso posted:

Obama eating arugula

Obama sucks on hundreds of levels but I'm pretty sure I'd never heard of arugula before this and it's pretty tasty so I guess I owe him that.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

about once a month i remember that Rand Paul's elderly neighbor beat the living poo poo out of him over lawn clippings, and to this day he is still having medical issues because of it

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
lol'ing at the memory that Rand Paul was in constant pain for several weeks

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Gazpacho posted:

the american press once jacked off for a whole day about how john kerry ordered a cheesesteak

they literally only come with cheeZ whiz or provolone and he asked for Swiss like a loving foreign idiot

loving moron

also he didn’t deserve to be president- watch the video where the guy who brings up skull and bones is tasered just for mentioning it. controlled opposition scumbag who deserved to get swiftboated

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tulip posted:

Obama sucks on hundreds of levels but I'm pretty sure I'd never heard of arugula before this and it's pretty tasty so I guess I owe him that.

In the UK it's called rocket which is way cooler imo

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Also eating an entire bag of it is surprisingly difficult

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Fantastic Flyer posted:

lol'ing at the memory that Rand Paul was in constant pain for several weeks
Same, but for me with Amy Chua during the Kavanaugh hearings.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
arugula/rocket/roquette also turns incredibly foul the second it starts to turn, and it rots way faster than any other green. it’s a very fussy vegetable

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Roosevelt posted:

about once a month i remember that Rand Paul's elderly neighbor beat the living poo poo out of him over lawn clippings, and to this day he is still having medical issues because of it

Rand Paul, hardcore libertarian as he is, doesn't respect the NAP

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Echo Chamber posted:

Same, but for me with Amy Chua during the Kavanaugh hearings.

When Kav's friend that could be a character witness during the allegations and proceedings was kidnapped and held down in a safehouse until Kav got confirmed

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Feldegast42 posted:

When Kav's friend that could be a character witness during the allegations and proceedings was kidnapped and held down in a safehouse until Kav got confirmed
Is this the same guy where there was exactly one copy of the book he wrote about that time period, featuring his friend named Bart O'Kavanagh or something similarly transparent, on Amazon, and it got marked up to like two grand not because bots were price-warring each other but because someone was running a stellar grift?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

arugula/rocket/roquette also turns incredibly foul the second it starts to turn, and it rots way faster than any other green. it’s a very fussy vegetable

turn on your monitor

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

they literally only come with cheeZ whiz or provolone and he asked for Swiss like a loving foreign idiot

loving moron

also he didn’t deserve to be president- watch the video where the guy who brings up skull and bones is tasered just for mentioning it. controlled opposition scumbag who deserved to get swiftboated

Holy poo poo I just looked this up and that's where "Don't tase me bro!" comes from?

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Provolone is loving great and impossible to get in the UK, just like all other food will be soon

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