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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Posted this one ages ago in this thread - bears with a full carcass.




Whales big

now theres a timelapse i would like to see!

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Krankenstyle posted:

now theres a timelapse i would like to see!

And then I wanna see it in reverse!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

And then I wanna see it in reverse!

back, and forth, forever

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Cat Hatter posted:

You'd have to ask those researchers that have eaten it.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/I9wDodv.mp4

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

If these guys were British, one of them could have said "There's a snake in my boot."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Screaming Idiot posted:

If these guys were British, one of them could have said "There's a snake in my boot."

Hiss

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

How is that animal still alive? :stare:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The benefit of core strength

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

This looks like Australia to me, so I'm going to assume that snake has enough venom to kill an orphanage.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Beachcomber posted:

This looks like Australia to me, so I'm going to assume that snake has enough venom to kill an orphanage.

Snek is way to big to be poisonous. Australia doesn't really have sneks that big either. The exist but aren't really normal. As long as you don't get strangled by it you should be fine.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Inceltown posted:

Snek is way to big to be poisonous. Australia doesn't really have sneks that big either. The exist but aren't really normal. As long as you don't get strangled by it you should be fine.

Brown Snakes can grow up to almost 8 feet long.


Edit: holy gently caress, King Cobras can get as long as 18 feet.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Beachcomber posted:

Brown Snakes can grow up to almost 8 feet long.


Edit: holy gently caress, King Cobras can get as long as 18 feet.

Didn't realise that about King Cobras but that snek was way bigger than 8 foot.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
It's an olive python. Native to Australia.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Big Centipede posted:

It's an olive python. Native to Australia.


Wikipedia posted:

Unfortunately, this species is occasionally confused with the venomous king brown snake, Pseudechis australis, and is often mistakenly killed.[2]

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inceltown posted:

Australia doesn't really have sneks that big either.

We got some big'uns in some parts of the country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amethystine_python

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar

Big Centipede posted:

It's an olive python. Native to Australia.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

*laughs while shaking head while loading pistol with a single round.*

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


haha gently caress yeah that roo slowly dragging that snake down to its doom!

gaj70
Jan 26, 2013

My first thought was someone had found the entrance to the Mines of Moria, complete with monster.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It pays to remember that a snake is almost a solid mass of muscle.

kangaroo is apparently a solid mass of stupid.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Snakes can unhinge their butthole to take monster dumps

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Decrepus posted:

Snakes can unhinge their butthole to take monster dumps

I thought you were joking but it's majestic, there's just bricks of pulverized bone and hair followed by some little footballs

Click this video of a snake pooping just for the song

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

By popular demand posted:

It pays to remember that a snake is almost a solid mass of muscle.

kangaroo is apparently a solid mass of stupid.


Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I thought you were joking but it's majestic, there's just bricks of pulverized bone and hair followed by some little footballs

Click this video of a snake pooping just for the song
:stare:

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

:same:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I thought you were joking but it's majestic, there's just bricks of pulverized bone and hair followed by some little footballs

Click this video of a snake pooping just for the song

I have a new respect for snakes

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

This is somewhere in South Africa, not Australia.

Jeffrey Dahmer has a new favorite as of 12:56 on Dec 17, 2019

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I thought you were joking but it's majestic, there's just bricks of pulverized bone and hair followed by some little footballs

Click this video of a snake pooping just for the song

welp

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I can, with absolute certainty, that that was the best rap song about pooping I've ever heard.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of poo poo. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country
https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1206108337416392705



Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I can't stop watching this on loop and making PKKSSSSHHHH noises every time that right connects

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Trump has a favorite UFC fighter? Did he pick one just to appeal to his base?


This looks like he's holding whitey up by his eye socket.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Trump is a pretty big UFC fan. I think he was one of the first hotel owners to let them hold an event.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Trump is a pretty big UFC fan. I think he was one of the first hotel owners to let them hold an event.

Every time I try to give him some benefit of the doubt...

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Cat Hatter posted:

Trump has a favorite UFC fighter? Did he pick one just to appeal to his base?


This looks like he's holding whitey up by his eye socket.

No, Colby has created a MAGA chud character to be a heel and gain hatred popularity (also know as popularity). But he doesnt do it in a fun way so it's not like a guy you love to hate. Just a guy people hate. Like fans were hoping he would lose so we can stop hearing about him, nobody likes him.

He won a belt and got to meet trump once.

Buuuuuuuut

His last fight Don Jr. Showed up. But then the very next event(non Colby event) trump himself came. Which was also hilarious. Trump doesnt care about him. Neither came last weekend to watch his jaw be broken. :sad:

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

This is somewhere in South Africa, not Australia.

What makes you say that?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Big Centipede posted:

What makes you say that?

The dings in the Toyota that is driven by a white guy.

You'd have your rego cancelled for that in most places in Australia and would have the car confiscated if not white.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Big Centipede posted:

What makes you say that?

I agree, the sand doesn't look Australian enough.

I realise that sounds weird, but Australian sand should be much more red in colour due to the massive iron ore deposits that have been rusting across the continent for the last three billion years.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Memento posted:

I agree, the sand doesn't look Australian enough.

I realise that sounds weird, but Australian sand should be much more red in colour due to the massive iron ore deposits that have been rusting across the continent for the last three billion years.

Australia is Qud

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Memento posted:

I agree, the sand doesn't look Australian enough.

I realise that sounds weird, but Australian sand should be much more red in colour due to the massive iron ore deposits that have been rusting across the continent for the last three billion years.

Well, if it's South Africa, I'm curious what species that was. It's not easy to tell on a phone, but it still looks like an olive python to me.

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