Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

tangy yet delightful posted:

Tune in to see which group of people are dumber, gamers or christians??????!111?

Clearly goons

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
bless

cnut
May 3, 2016

Whoever buys this better make up some Johnny coffee mugs :colbert:

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

cnut posted:

Whoever buys this better make up some Johnny coffee mugs :colbert:

owning a piece of art doesn't give you copyright ownership

cnut
May 3, 2016

Fansy posted:

owning a piece of art doesn't give you copyright ownership

That's true. Still want my mug, though.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Fansy posted:

own the world's most valuable meme

lol wtf

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
This sale is over by midday tomorrow. I am on the edge of my loving seat.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

honestly it's still cheap for genuine art

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Over 1/20th the value of a common banana.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Fansy posted:

owning a piece of art doesn't give you copyright ownership

It would still own though, I would absolutely buy a Johnny fuckin' fiveaces mug.

Having to explain it to every single person who ever sees it alone would be worth it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Slap it on cafepress or whatever, I want a johnny fiveaces mug.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Son of Rodney posted:

It would still own though, I would absolutely buy a Johnny fuckin' fiveaces mug.

Having to explain it to every single person who ever sees it alone would be worth it.

Imagine this artwork being on Antiques Roadshow a hundred years from now

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Chomp8645 posted:

Over 1/20th the value of a common banana.

Lol some dude pulled it off the wall and ate the banana.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

veni veni veni posted:

Lol some dude pulled it off the wall and ate the banana.

WOAH REALLY???

Son of a Vondruke!
Aug 3, 2012

More than Star Citizen will ever be.

veni veni veni posted:

Lol some dude pulled it off the wall and ate the banana.

The buyer was fine with it. Apparently they were buying the concept of taping a banana to a wall, not that specific banana.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
A little over 4 hours left. Price is now $5100 :signings:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



tangy yet delightful posted:

Tune in to see which group of people are dumber, gamers or christians??????!111?

It was bought by a casino that bought stupid poo poo for high prices for the publicity. Someone get them in on this.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

veni veni veni posted:

Lol some dude pulled it off the wall and ate the banana.

Are you freakin serious?

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Are you freakin serious?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/performance-artist-eats-120-000-banana-duct-taped-wall-calls-n1097696

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Nobody involved actually cares because the banana's value is derived from the joke of the banana. Eating the banana actually increased its value.

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013
Will someone eat the drawing?

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

quote:

Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.


This but for johnny fiveaces.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

cnut posted:

Whoever buys this better make up some Johnny coffee mugs :colbert:

gently caress, I should make some fanart mugs

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
$5K for Johnny, what a time to be alive. The goon that gets it should donate it to the MADE or other video game/internet museum of their choice so everyone can enjoy it. Imagine a special zyborne clock exhibit.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I always wondered: how much does Johnny's microcephaly affect his ability to play cards?

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

He better watch out who he holds that middle finger up to!

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Come on people, $6969.69

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
One more minute to spend your kids’ Christmas money!

Edit: sold for $5100. Now which one of you goons bought it? Fess up

best bale fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Dec 17, 2019

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

best bale posted:

One more minute to spend your kids’ Christmas money!

Edit: sold for $5100. Now which one of you goons bought it? Fess up

Sold to someone with a seller rating of 2. boooooo

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

CannonFodder posted:

Sold to someone with a seller rating of 2. boooooo

could be real, idk, really thought it would get sniped

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Totally unrelated but could anyone lend me 5100 dollars?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


CannonFodder posted:

Sold to someone with a seller rating of 2. boooooo

Dammit if this rear end in a top hat fake bid it away from $4420.69 :argh:

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



CannonFodder posted:

Sold to someone with a seller rating of 2. boooooo

Some people just don't use eBay much. Could still be real.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
When a buyer ponies up, we're going to need someone to get in touch with the Brigador team to patch Johnny's purchase cost to reflect this.

Scut
Aug 26, 2008

Please remind me to draw more often.
Soiled Meat
Dude's got student loans to pay off so I really hope the high bid goes through. This story has been a nice bit of good news at the tail of of a bleak year.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Farewell Johnny

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
https://youtu.be/gLo-ylNPXyE

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Goongratulations

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

eig
Oct 16, 2008

there is a retracted bid of $10,000 lol

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5