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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

The women were also men. What I'm saying is the past was 100% gay and it was wonderful.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:09

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:13

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

quote:

For some context, I (21M) am gay. I'm currently dating my boyfriend (22M) of 3 years. We met at university through a mutual friend (21F) that gave me his number and suggested I text him. We hit it off right away and are very, very happy together.

At the beginning of our relationship, this friend made me very uncomfortable. While she was a nice person, she would mention as often as possible how she was "responsible" for my boyfriend and I getting together, and how we "owed her" for it. This went on for the better part of the first year of our relationship.

From there, it turned into her being, in my opinion, a gross "ally" that fetishized us. She would sigh loudly anytime we showed any sort of PDA, and would often ask us to kiss each other goodbye when she was around. When we hang out with a group of friends, she usually spends most of her time either sitting with me and my boyfriend, or staring at us from a distance. She would sometimes tell me about "fantasies" she had that involved her watching my boyfriend and I do "stuff" together. All the while she was actively anti-LGBTQ+ around her other friends (despite claiming to me that she supports it). I found this all really creepy, but never mentioned it to her because I didn't want to cause trouble within our friend group, and because I have had negative experiences with confronting homophobic friends in the past.

Recently (in the past 3-4 months) she started watching a lot of anime and has started to refer to my boyfriend and I as yaoi. She started to take photos of us hanging out, making sexual comments and "jokes" that weren't all that funny, and often talks about how she "is basically a gay man" and that she "would let us play with her". My boyfriend has casually asked her to stop making those kinds of comments, but she hasn't listened. Other friends have also asked me about her behaviour towards us, and they also found it creepy.

The final straw for me came yesterday when we were out for dinner with friends to celebrate my boyfriend's birthday. After singing happy birthday, I gave him a kiss on the cheek, and she loudly demanded that we "kiss for real". When I tried to laugh it off, she got increasingly more aggressive about it. My boyfriend told her she needed to stop yelling and calm down, or she could leave. She got even more upset over that, and reached over and started grabbing at his arm. I snapped at her and told her that I wouldn't hesitate to end our friendship if she didn't stop fetishizing our relationship and treating us as anime characters she could control. She got up and left, and I haven't heard from her since.

My friends think I shouldn't have snapped at her and should have talked to her in private (despite multiple failed attempts to do so).

AITA for snapping at my friend during a group dinner to stop fetishizing and harassing my boyfriend and I?

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:12

Dazerbeams: Jul 8, 2009

Honestly, the women who stick around dirty rear end men are just as broken and I question whether you can fully recover from a total lack of self respect. They might not be having sex but they're still sharing a bed.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:15

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

lol goddamn what a disgusting woman

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:21

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

Even before I got to the anime part all I could think was �how much fanfiction does this lady write?�

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:22

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

She's not your friend. She doesn't view you as friends, just pornography.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:22

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Anime (and anime fans): not even once

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:23

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Even putting aside the gross sex side of it, he mentions she's homophobic in other social circles. Just the worst.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:24

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

FoolyCharged posted:

Lol at the guy who said 95% of people recline on flights. I doubt they fly cheap seats much, not reclining is a pretty common courtesy I've seen with the ridiculous amount of flying I've done

you buy the seat you get to recline, sorry.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:31

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

If you recline your seat you're a class traitor

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:34

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

I also like the idea it was a fugue state deucer

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:36

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

A better movie comparison would be to Fight Club. Dude blacks out and becomes his repressed, id-dominated self; eager to destroy moral frameworks and confront society with itself. His stealth shits in unexpected places upend expectations of what a safe, private space for their victims, who must now grapple with the reality they had denied all their lives - that life is ephemeral and that all our social constructs that trick us into a sense of complacency and safety are utterly annihilated when you find a poop on your pillow...

Also Tyler Doodie

# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:55

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

My (28f) boyfriend (32m) has this one Christmas tradition I disagree with

quote:

We have been nearly 2 years but this is our first Christmas together. We moved in together recently but last year we were worried it was too soon to do a blended family Christmas.

We both have kids from previous relationships. My son, Jake, is 9 and my boyfriend has a son, Mikey, 8, and a daughter, Rosie, 10.

Yesterday my boyfriend called the kids into the living room and pulled out 3 small artificial trees (each about 2 ft tall) and gave one to each child, and a large box of decorations to share. He told me this was a tradition for his kids because they could never agree on how to decorate one large tree, so they each got one small tree to decorate instead. I was very touched that he included Jake in this, because I wasn't expecting it. Boyfriend says he'd supervise the kids decorating so I get started on dinner.

After dinner I notice that the nesting tables in the front room have moved. We have 3 identical tables, but one is tallest, then there's a middle one, then there's the shortest one. They were moved up against the wall in height order, while normally there's one by each chair.

Today I picked up the kids from school, got home, and the kids went into the living room. 20ish minutes later Rosie asks me what I think of her tree, followed by Jake, then Mikey. I tell all 3 kids that their trees look amazing. They ask which one is "best", I say I can't choose because they're all great in their own way.

Boyfriend gets home. Kids ask him which tree is best. He immediately says "Jake". No hesitation. He then puts Jake's tree on the tallest table, Rosie's on the middle table, and Mikey's on the shortest table. Mikey then objects that his is "better than Rosie's" and that's when it clicks that he's ranked the trees. Then he gives Jake a bag of chocolate coins, Rosie a chocolate penguin about half the size of Jake's, and Mikey gets nothing.

I have mixed feelings on this.

I don't want the kids to think they're in competition with each other, and this just seems so ridiculous to me because it's actually created some friction as the kids are still arguing about whose tree was best. However, I've not spoken to my boyfriend about this yet, because I feel like I'm making too much out of this. It's just a competition, and he says they've done it every year for about 4 years now and I don't want to disrupt that. However, that doesn't change that it just doesn't sit right with me. I'm not saying I want the kids to get participation trophies for everything, but I don't think this competition was strictly necessary, and I'm not sure introducing competition was the best thing for the kids given the change in dynamic of us living together.

In short, what I'm asking is am I overreacting or is it no big deal and I should just let them get on with it?

TL;DR: Boyfriend had the kids decorate individual trees without telling me they were competing and I'm concerned about generating unnecessary competition between them. Do I say something?

At least he gave the award to his stepson? No, no. That doesn't make it any better...

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:06

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Lol. That lady was looking to score a threesome and started a healthy relationship instead. Trying to "make it work" for 3 years after the fact is just dedication to sheer awful stupidity.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:18

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

On a whole 'nother level of Fruit Fly.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:21

Transmogrifier: Dec 10, 2004; Systems at max!; Lipstick Apathy

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

Just from reading the title I knew yaoi was going to be involved.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:24

Motronic: Nov 6, 2009

Smirking_Serpent posted:

[24m] My GF [24f]'s friend [24/25m] literally poo poo in my bed.

TL;DR - GF's friend literally poo poo in my bed twice and my car once.

Nope. It was the girlfriend. This is a Manchurian Candidate remake. The old friend had previously brainwashed her and the posthypnotic trigger phrase is "baked goods". She has some memory of when she does after that, but she thinks it's a nightmare since it's completely driven by intensive training and embedded psychological control mechanisms and the fact that while under this control all pillows, seats and chairs look like toilets. The shutting down is her way of trying to fight the training. The friend is going to try to reprogram her for a final mission, making GBS threads on his doorstep, but she's going to break free and tubgirl him instead.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:29

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?

Her, ally-ishly: SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:30

Slowpoke Rodriguez: Jun 20, 2009

Tyler Turdin.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:39

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:

Tyler Turdin.

Damnit

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:42

welcome to hell: Jun 9, 2006

AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a �teacher� of hers?

quote:

Let�s call my 12 year old daughter, hmm, Angie. Angie is super athletic and loves exercising and soccer notably.

Naturally, her favorite class is P.E. Her actual P.E. teacher is a really nice dude. At my daughters school, P.E. is ran by three teachers at once with every student, even though each student technically has only of those teachers, if that makes sense. One of the teachers, let�s call her Miss Johnson, is strongly disliked by my daughter. My daughter will chat with her friends during P.E. (nothing distruptive, not when teachers are instructing just during activity) and Miss Johnson will yell at my daughter that this is an outdoor classroom and it won�t be tolerated. They make her run extra laps.

In her extended homeroom last Tuesday, they had to write letters to staff members they�re grateful for. She wrote one to her English teacher and the other to you guessed it, Miss Johnson. The note reads:

�Dear Miss Johnson,

You are my favorite teacher. Well, you�re not technically my teacher, but you definitely act like it. I really love when you yell at me for speaking in your outdoor classroom. I will most definitely strive to do better in your wonderful class. I appreciate when I have to run extra laps, I love running actually. Overall, you�re my favorite teacher and I totally look forward to your class everyday. Kindest Regards, Angie�

Wednesday afternoon I got a call from the school stating that she did that and an email with the letter in it. I�m not that mad, it was technically not unkind. She didn�t say anything hurtful, and she�s 12. They gave her a detention where she had to write an apology to Miss Johnson. She eventually did it, although reluctant because she just wanted to leave.

AITA for not punishing her/even being mad?

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:49

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it?

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

When my son, daughter, and I went through our Christmas lights we found that we didn't have enough multicolor nor white lights to do the full tree without having to buy another string, but we DID have enough blue lights for the whole tree. My son suggested that we do a "Winter Wonderland"/Frozen color theme this year, with a heavy concentration on blue, white, and silver. My daughter's favorite color is blue so she was on board, and I figure this holiday is largely about the kids and I like the idea just fine, so I said let's do it.

We used silver and blue garland, blue lights, and all the silver, white, and blue ornaments we had, along with all the hand-made ornaments from years past that heavily featured those colors. We bought a matching tree-topper silver star that has blue lights inside, and a white and silver tree skirt, both on deep discount. We even got blue and white candy canes!

As we were finishing decorating it, my husband got home and took one look at it as he walked in the door, stopped dead in his tracks with the door still open, and said "I'm sorry but that is the UGLIEST Christmas tree I have ever seen in my life!"

Within three minutes flat he had insulted it several more times, my daughter was in tears, and my son was defending me (for some reason it was all aimed at me). I had hit my limit for what I could take silently and finally said "you know what? you don't HAVE to like the tree. You're not the only one in this family!" and he said that was selfish of me to ruin his christmas with a tree that I know he hates. (Full disclosure - my kids are teens+ in age.)

Who is the rear end in a top hat here?

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:51

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

welcome to hell posted:

AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a �teacher� of hers?

Daughter's awesome here, and that teacher needs to learn not to be a pussy.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:54

Rosalind: Apr 30, 2013; When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

The Bramble posted:

My (28f) boyfriend (32m) has this one Christmas tradition I disagree with

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it?

Who knew Christmas trees were so helpful in figuring out if your significant other is a fuckhead?

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:58

Cyks: Mar 17, 2008; The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it?

Who is the rear end in a top hat here?

OP is an rear end in a top hat for even having to ask such a dumb question.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:59

HIJK: Nov 25, 2012; in the room where you sleep

Rosalind posted:

Who knew Christmas trees were so helpful in figuring out if your significant other is a fuckhead?

I have a BIL that can't shut up about how much he hates everything Christmas and constantly nags my sister because she likes Christmas decorations and such, people get really lovely and fussy about winter holidays.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:05

Tythas: Oct 3, 2013; Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it?
misquote about blue chrismas lights

Edit: real quote

quote:

AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a �teacher� of hers?

Man if this isn't someone practicing their creative writing then I don't know what is

Tythas fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Dec 17, 2019

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:08

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

FoolyCharged posted:

Seriously. If you're not gonna cuddle afterwards why did you even bother?

I'll cuddle for ten to fifteen minutes. An hour plus every time is madness, I'm simply too restless for that

Knobb Manwich posted:

I joked before about obligatory adhd diagnosis but not being able to lie still with your gf post sex unless the tv was on is a pretty big clue. That constant restlessness.

got me there...

Nitr0 posted:

I�m 6�5 and I will jam your seat like a kid kicking their parents driver seat if you recline and refuse to put it up after I ask you nicely.

I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you

FoolyCharged posted:

Lol at the guy who said 95% of people recline on flights. I doubt they fly cheap seats much, not reclining is a pretty common courtesy I've seen with the ridiculous amount of flying I've done

Maybe on a short flight within America. Long flights, no loving way. People are trying to sleep, why would they not recline their seats? That's what they're there for.

I'm guessing that everyone who's freaking out about reclining seats have only taken short daytime flights where no one is sleeping. On longer flights I see about 50% of people recline the first moment the Captain gives permission to do so, and the rest follow when they want to sleep. Glad to see some people agreed with me, but I'm still surprised at the wide gulf in lived experience

Smirking_Serpent posted:

[24m] My GF [24f]'s friend [24/25m] literally poo poo in my bed.

Definitely one of the wildest stories in here recently. I feel like the hook is a little too unrealistic to be real, it's a great story though and who knows. Behavior of mom and girlfriend take it into fake territory a little bit, although there's no way to know for sure

Tythas posted:

Man if this isn't someone practicing their creative writing then I don't know what is

To be fair primarily blue lights on a Christmas tree sounds pretty ugly, maybe even shockingly so. Obviously the husband is a oval office for reacting that way as well

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:20

Sloth Life: Nov 15, 2014; Built for comfort and speed!; Fallen Rib

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it?

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

When my son, daughter, and I went through our Christmas lights we found that we didn't have enough multicolor nor white lights to do the full tree without having to buy another string, but we DID have enough blue lights for the whole tree. My son suggested that we do a "Winter Wonderland"/Frozen color theme this year, with a heavy concentration on blue, white, and silver. My daughter's favorite color is blue so she was on board, and I figure this holiday is largely about the kids and I like the idea just fine, so I said let's do it.

We used silver and blue garland, blue lights, and all the silver, white, and blue ornaments we had, along with all the hand-made ornaments from years past that heavily featured those colors. We bought a matching tree-topper silver star that has blue lights inside, and a white and silver tree skirt, both on deep discount. We even got blue and white candy canes!

As we were finishing decorating it, my husband got home and took one look at it as he walked in the door, stopped dead in his tracks with the door still open, and said "I'm sorry but that is the UGLIEST Christmas tree I have ever seen in my life!"

Within three minutes flat he had insulted it several more times, my daughter was in tears, and my son was defending me (for some reason it was all aimed at me). I had hit my limit for what I could take silently and finally said "you know what? you don't HAVE to like the tree. You're not the only one in this family!" and he said that was selfish of me to ruin his christmas with a tree that I know he hates. (Full disclosure - my kids are teens+ in age.)

Who is the rear end in a top hat here?

Tell him to let it gooooooo

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:21

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss?

Alright....alright. This sounds really bad but it's not AS bad as it sounds.

I'll try and keep it brief. I'm a security guard and recently I've been having really bad hemorrhoids. I was at work yesterday and I went to the washroom, when I went to wipe it was thick with blood, like a lot of blood. I was super sketched out so I went to take a picture to see if it was bad enough that I might need to go to the hospital. As I'm taking the picture my radio starts to go off "MAN DOWN, WE GOT A MAN DOWN, S/O OP GRAB THE AED AND COME TO A2" so I shove my phone in my pocket, stuff my arse with toilet paper and take off running. While I'm running I'm rooting around in my pocket for my keys to unlock the guard shack and get the AED, same pocket I have my phone in.

I grab the AED and run to where my supervisor called me. I get there, deploy the AED and we start working on the guy. EHS shows up shortly after and we start heading back to the shack. On route, he whips out his phone and says "why did you send me a picture?" I'm like ".....what?" he opens it up and staring back at us is my disgusting bloody rear end in a top hat. Dudes jaw drops to the floor and he's like "DUDE. What the gently caress? Is that the work bathroom? Is this your rear end in a top hat? Why would you send this to me?!" I just go white as a ghost and try to explain the whole situation, that its a pocket dial, a mistake ect ect. He says he believes me but I think it was just to shut me up and stop thinking about it. We get back to the shack and we're only 2 hours into a 12-hour shift. The other 10 are DEAD silent, not a peep beyond the odd work-related thing. On my way home I call my manager and quit on the spot, not giving a reason. I just can't look that dude in the eyes anymore.

Fast forward to this morning and the dude calls me and is PISSED. Says I'm leaving them short-staffed, doesn't care about the butthole pic and just wants me in work. I tell him I just can't and he calls me an rear end in a top hat and hangs up.

AITA?

TL;DR: sent a picture of my butthole to my boss by a mistake, quit after the end of my shift to not have to look at the dude ever again.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:26

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Play posted:

I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you

Maybe on a short flight within America. Long flights, no loving way. People are trying to sleep, why would they not recline their seats? That's what they're there for.

I'm guessing that everyone who's freaking out about reclining seats have only taken short daytime flights where no one is sleeping. On longer flights I see about 50% of people recline the first moment the Captain gives permission to do so, and the rest follow when they want to sleep. Glad to see some people agreed with me, but I'm still surprised at the wide gulf in lived experience

Ok boomer

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Sloth Life posted:

Tell him to let it gooooooo

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:31

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Play posted:

I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you

your tone absolutely drips with

Danaru posted:

Ok boomer

also very telling that you think something other than getting your chair kicked even more would happen after you snitched on a person to a flight attendant, lol

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:35

Tythas: Oct 3, 2013; Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars

Play posted:

To be fair primarily blue lights on a Christmas tree sounds pretty ugly, maybe even shockingly so. Obviously the husband is a oval office for reacting that way as well

gently caress i quoted the wrong post I meant to quote the post about the daughter's note to the teacher

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:36

Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss?

Alright....alright. This sounds really bad but it's not AS bad as it sounds.

I'll try and keep it brief. I'm a security guard and recently I've been having really bad hemorrhoids. I was at work yesterday and I went to the washroom, when I went to wipe it was thick with blood, like a lot of blood. I was super sketched out so I went to take a picture to see if it was bad enough that I might need to go to the hospital. As I'm taking the picture my radio starts to go off "MAN DOWN, WE GOT A MAN DOWN, S/O OP GRAB THE AED AND COME TO A2" so I shove my phone in my pocket, stuff my arse with toilet paper and take off running. While I'm running I'm rooting around in my pocket for my keys to unlock the guard shack and get the AED, same pocket I have my phone in.

I grab the AED and run to where my supervisor called me. I get there, deploy the AED and we start working on the guy. EHS shows up shortly after and we start heading back to the shack. On route, he whips out his phone and says "why did you send me a picture?" I'm like ".....what?" he opens it up and staring back at us is my disgusting bloody rear end in a top hat. Dudes jaw drops to the floor and he's like "DUDE. What the gently caress? Is that the work bathroom? Is this your rear end in a top hat? Why would you send this to me?!" I just go white as a ghost and try to explain the whole situation, that its a pocket dial, a mistake ect ect. He says he believes me but I think it was just to shut me up and stop thinking about it. We get back to the shack and we're only 2 hours into a 12-hour shift. The other 10 are DEAD silent, not a peep beyond the odd work-related thing. On my way home I call my manager and quit on the spot, not giving a reason. I just can't look that dude in the eyes anymore.

Fast forward to this morning and the dude calls me and is PISSED. Says I'm leaving them short-staffed, doesn't care about the butthole pic and just wants me in work. I tell him I just can't and he calls me an rear end in a top hat and hangs up.

AITA?

TL;DR: sent a picture of my butthole to my boss by a mistake, quit after the end of my shift to not have to look at the dude ever again.

From now on you are nothing but an rear end in a top hat to this man. Sad, really.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:38

God Hole: Mar 2, 2016

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss?

Alright....alright. This sounds really bad but it's not AS bad as it sounds.

I'll try and keep it brief. I'm a security guard and recently I've been having really bad hemorrhoids. I was at work yesterday and I went to the washroom, when I went to wipe it was thick with blood, like a lot of blood. I was super sketched out so I went to take a picture to see if it was bad enough that I might need to go to the hospital. As I'm taking the picture my radio starts to go off "MAN DOWN, WE GOT A MAN DOWN, S/O OP GRAB THE AED AND COME TO A2" so I shove my phone in my pocket, stuff my arse with toilet paper and take off running. While I'm running I'm rooting around in my pocket for my keys to unlock the guard shack and get the AED, same pocket I have my phone in.

I grab the AED and run to where my supervisor called me. I get there, deploy the AED and we start working on the guy. EHS shows up shortly after and we start heading back to the shack. On route, he whips out his phone and says "why did you send me a picture?" I'm like ".....what?" he opens it up and staring back at us is my disgusting bloody rear end in a top hat. Dudes jaw drops to the floor and he's like "DUDE. What the gently caress? Is that the work bathroom? Is this your rear end in a top hat? Why would you send this to me?!" I just go white as a ghost and try to explain the whole situation, that its a pocket dial, a mistake ect ect. He says he believes me but I think it was just to shut me up and stop thinking about it. We get back to the shack and we're only 2 hours into a 12-hour shift. The other 10 are DEAD silent, not a peep beyond the odd work-related thing. On my way home I call my manager and quit on the spot, not giving a reason. I just can't look that dude in the eyes anymore.

Fast forward to this morning and the dude calls me and is PISSED. Says I'm leaving them short-staffed, doesn't care about the butthole pic and just wants me in work. I tell him I just can't and he calls me an rear end in a top hat and hangs up.

AITA?

TL;DR: sent a picture of my butthole to my boss by a mistake, quit after the end of my shift to not have to look at the dude ever again.

i love technology

lmaoooooo

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:39

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss?

Not really an rear end in a top hat because you don�t owe them anything but like it would have blown over eventually.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:39

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

God Hole posted:

i love technology

lmaoooooo

Gonna go back and time and read that post to the guy who invented cameras

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:43

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

That one's bullshit. It's minimally three or four separate interactions to get from the photo view to actually sending it to a specific person. No way does your phone accidentally do all of those in your pocket before the screen shuts off. If it was the exact same story except the guy "accidentally" sent a picture of his dick to his female co-worker, everyone would be calling him out.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:45

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

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Family tenant taking legal action against me because I had to change the locks

Please listen to the whole truth before you lambaste me.

I asked the family (one woman, four kids, one adult teenager) that live in my property to find another place to live because I wanted the house back. I gave the section 21 notice ages two months ago. They did not leave. I said, ok, if you don't leave by 1st of December, I will go to court to evict you.

I asked nicely; I told the woman my family are coming to join me for Christmas, we have not seen each other for over a year and my current property is not big enough to host dinner; so I needed my old property back urgently but she didn't care.

I have changed the locks before and no one has taken legal action against me and I ONLY DO IT for emergency/drastic measures when the tenant doesn't listen or has broken our agreement and I can't be bothered to spend my business (time/money) going through the court system which takes ages.

Every landlord I know changes the locks and it gets the tenants to comply with eviction.

Unfortunately, on 2nd December evening, she called the Met saying i was harassing her (false) and that she was stranded outside and could not access her house- they told her it was a civil matter but the police recorded the incident and she has used the police statement as evidence in the letter before action.

I have already taken repossession of the property, I believe they are residing in a BnB at the moment provided by Greenwich council?

What are my options and my defence to this alleged unlawful eviction claim by the tenant and her solicitor?

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