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The women were also men. What I'm saying is the past was 100% gay and it was wonderful.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:09 |
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AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I?quote:For some context, I (21M) am gay. I'm currently dating my boyfriend (22M) of 3 years. We met at university through a mutual friend (21F) that gave me his number and suggested I text him. We hit it off right away and are very, very happy together.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:12 |
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Honestly, the women who stick around dirty rear end men are just as broken and I question whether you can fully recover from a total lack of self respect. They might not be having sex but they're still sharing a bed.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:15 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? lol goddamn what a disgusting woman
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:21 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? Even before I got to the anime part all I could think was “how much fanfiction does this lady write?”
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:22 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? She's not your friend. She doesn't view you as friends, just pornography.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:22 |
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Anime (and anime fans): not even once
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:23 |
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Even putting aside the gross sex side of it, he mentions she's homophobic in other social circles. Just the worst.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:24 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Lol at the guy who said 95% of people recline on flights. I doubt they fly cheap seats much, not reclining is a pretty common courtesy I've seen with the ridiculous amount of flying I've done you buy the seat you get to recline, sorry.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:31 |
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If you recline your seat you're a class traitor
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:34 |
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I also like the idea it was a fugue state deucer
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:36 |
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A better movie comparison would be to Fight Club. Dude blacks out and becomes his repressed, id-dominated self; eager to destroy moral frameworks and confront society with itself. His stealth shits in unexpected places upend expectations of what a safe, private space for their victims, who must now grapple with the reality they had denied all their lives - that life is ephemeral and that all our social constructs that trick us into a sense of complacency and safety are utterly annihilated when you find a poop on your pillow... Also Tyler Doodie
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:55 |
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My (28f) boyfriend (32m) has this one Christmas tradition I disagree withquote:We have been nearly 2 years but this is our first Christmas together. We moved in together recently but last year we were worried it was too soon to do a blended family Christmas. At least he gave the award to his stepson? No, no. That doesn't make it any better...
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:06 |
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Lol. That lady was looking to score a threesome and started a healthy relationship instead. Trying to "make it work" for 3 years after the fact is just dedication to sheer awful stupidity.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:18 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? On a whole 'nother level of Fruit Fly.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:21 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? Just from reading the title I knew yaoi was going to be involved.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:24 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:[24m] My GF [24f]'s friend [24/25m] literally poo poo in my bed. Nope. It was the girlfriend. This is a Manchurian Candidate remake. The old friend had previously brainwashed her and the posthypnotic trigger phrase is "baked goods". She has some memory of when she does after that, but she thinks it's a nightmare since it's completely driven by intensive training and embedded psychological control mechanisms and the fact that while under this control all pillows, seats and chairs look like toilets. The shutting down is her way of trying to fight the training. The friend is going to try to reprogram her for a final mission, making GBS threads on his doorstep, but she's going to break free and tubgirl him instead.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:29 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for snapping at a friend for fetishizing my boyfriend and I? Her, ally-ishly: SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:30 |
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Tyler Turdin.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:39 |
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:Tyler Turdin. Damnit
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:42 |
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AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a “teacher” of hers?quote:Let’s call my 12 year old daughter, hmm, Angie. Angie is super athletic and loves exercising and soccer notably.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:49 |
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AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it? I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. When my son, daughter, and I went through our Christmas lights we found that we didn't have enough multicolor nor white lights to do the full tree without having to buy another string, but we DID have enough blue lights for the whole tree. My son suggested that we do a "Winter Wonderland"/Frozen color theme this year, with a heavy concentration on blue, white, and silver. My daughter's favorite color is blue so she was on board, and I figure this holiday is largely about the kids and I like the idea just fine, so I said let's do it. We used silver and blue garland, blue lights, and all the silver, white, and blue ornaments we had, along with all the hand-made ornaments from years past that heavily featured those colors. We bought a matching tree-topper silver star that has blue lights inside, and a white and silver tree skirt, both on deep discount. We even got blue and white candy canes! As we were finishing decorating it, my husband got home and took one look at it as he walked in the door, stopped dead in his tracks with the door still open, and said "I'm sorry but that is the UGLIEST Christmas tree I have ever seen in my life!" Within three minutes flat he had insulted it several more times, my daughter was in tears, and my son was defending me (for some reason it was all aimed at me). I had hit my limit for what I could take silently and finally said "you know what? you don't HAVE to like the tree. You're not the only one in this family!" and he said that was selfish of me to ruin his christmas with a tree that I know he hates. (Full disclosure - my kids are teens+ in age.) Who is the rear end in a top hat here?
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:51 |
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welcome to hell posted:AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a “teacher” of hers? Daughter's awesome here, and that teacher needs to learn not to be a pussy.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:54 |
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The Bramble posted:My (28f) boyfriend (32m) has this one Christmas tradition I disagree with Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it? Who knew Christmas trees were so helpful in figuring out if your significant other is a fuckhead?
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:58 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it? OP is an rear end in a top hat for even having to ask such a dumb question.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:59 |
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Rosalind posted:Who knew Christmas trees were so helpful in figuring out if your significant other is a fuckhead? I have a BIL that can't shut up about how much he hates everything Christmas and constantly nags my sister because she likes Christmas decorations and such, people get really lovely and fussy about winter holidays.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:05 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it? Edit: real quote quote:AITA for not punishing my daughter for writing a passive-aggressive note to a “teacher” of hers? Man if this isn't someone practicing their creative writing then I don't know what is Tythas fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Seriously. If you're not gonna cuddle afterwards why did you even bother? I'll cuddle for ten to fifteen minutes. An hour plus every time is madness, I'm simply too restless for that Knobb Manwich posted:I joked before about obligatory adhd diagnosis but not being able to lie still with your gf post sex unless the tv was on is a pretty big clue. That constant restlessness. got me there... Nitr0 posted:I’m 6’5 and I will jam your seat like a kid kicking their parents driver seat if you recline and refuse to put it up after I ask you nicely. I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you FoolyCharged posted:Lol at the guy who said 95% of people recline on flights. I doubt they fly cheap seats much, not reclining is a pretty common courtesy I've seen with the ridiculous amount of flying I've done Maybe on a short flight within America. Long flights, no loving way. People are trying to sleep, why would they not recline their seats? That's what they're there for. I'm guessing that everyone who's freaking out about reclining seats have only taken short daytime flights where no one is sleeping. On longer flights I see about 50% of people recline the first moment the Captain gives permission to do so, and the rest follow when they want to sleep. Glad to see some people agreed with me, but I'm still surprised at the wide gulf in lived experience Smirking_Serpent posted:[24m] My GF [24f]'s friend [24/25m] literally poo poo in my bed. Definitely one of the wildest stories in here recently. I feel like the hook is a little too unrealistic to be real, it's a great story though and who knows. Behavior of mom and girlfriend take it into fake territory a little bit, although there's no way to know for sure Tythas posted:Man if this isn't someone practicing their creative writing then I don't know what is To be fair primarily blue lights on a Christmas tree sounds pretty ugly, maybe even shockingly so. Obviously the husband is a oval office for reacting that way as well (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:20 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my husband that I'm not changing the Christmas tree just because he doesn't like it? Tell him to let it gooooooo
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:21 |
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AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss? Alright....alright. This sounds really bad but it's not AS bad as it sounds. I'll try and keep it brief. I'm a security guard and recently I've been having really bad hemorrhoids. I was at work yesterday and I went to the washroom, when I went to wipe it was thick with blood, like a lot of blood. I was super sketched out so I went to take a picture to see if it was bad enough that I might need to go to the hospital. As I'm taking the picture my radio starts to go off "MAN DOWN, WE GOT A MAN DOWN, S/O OP GRAB THE AED AND COME TO A2" so I shove my phone in my pocket, stuff my arse with toilet paper and take off running. While I'm running I'm rooting around in my pocket for my keys to unlock the guard shack and get the AED, same pocket I have my phone in. I grab the AED and run to where my supervisor called me. I get there, deploy the AED and we start working on the guy. EHS shows up shortly after and we start heading back to the shack. On route, he whips out his phone and says "why did you send me a picture?" I'm like ".....what?" he opens it up and staring back at us is my disgusting bloody rear end in a top hat. Dudes jaw drops to the floor and he's like "DUDE. What the gently caress? Is that the work bathroom? Is this your rear end in a top hat? Why would you send this to me?!" I just go white as a ghost and try to explain the whole situation, that its a pocket dial, a mistake ect ect. He says he believes me but I think it was just to shut me up and stop thinking about it. We get back to the shack and we're only 2 hours into a 12-hour shift. The other 10 are DEAD silent, not a peep beyond the odd work-related thing. On my way home I call my manager and quit on the spot, not giving a reason. I just can't look that dude in the eyes anymore. Fast forward to this morning and the dude calls me and is PISSED. Says I'm leaving them short-staffed, doesn't care about the butthole pic and just wants me in work. I tell him I just can't and he calls me an rear end in a top hat and hangs up. AITA? TL;DR: sent a picture of my butthole to my boss by a mistake, quit after the end of my shift to not have to look at the dude ever again.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:26 |
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Play posted:I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you Ok boomer
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:26 |
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Sloth Life posted:Tell him to let it gooooooo
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:31 |
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Play posted:I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you your tone absolutely drips with Danaru posted:Ok boomer also very telling that you think something other than getting your chair kicked even more would happen after you snitched on a person to a flight attendant, lol
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:35 |
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Play posted:
gently caress i quoted the wrong post I meant to quote the post about the daughter's note to the teacher
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:36 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss? From now on you are nothing but an rear end in a top hat to this man. Sad, really.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:38 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss? i love technology lmaoooooo
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:39 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for quitting without notice after sending a picture of my butthole to my boss? Not really an rear end in a top hat because you don’t owe them anything but like it would have blown over eventually.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:39 |
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God Hole posted:i love technology Gonna go back and time and read that post to the guy who invented cameras
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:43 |
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That one's bullshit. It's minimally three or four separate interactions to get from the photo view to actually sending it to a specific person. No way does your phone accidentally do all of those in your pocket before the screen shuts off. If it was the exact same story except the guy "accidentally" sent a picture of his dick to his female co-worker, everyone would be calling him out.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:45 |
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Let's journey to Legal Advice UK for someone we can all hate.quote:Family tenant taking legal action against me because I had to change the locks
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