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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

fishing with the fam posted:

Only if Disney forces Harrison Ford to come back for it. Even if they have to kidnap his family to do so.

GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY!

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



my dog died im sad posted:

GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY!

MY WIFE

MY FAMILY

MY WIFE

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
GET OFF MY PLANE!

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
OH poo poo THERE'S A BLACK GUY!


- sorry I thought we were doing Liam Neeson

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Clawtopsy posted:

I can't believe Rey and Kylo gently caress and they HAVE A FORCE BABY and that baby is EMPEROR PALPATINE

We've seen baby yoda it's time for baby Palpatine! Only on Disney+

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



what the hell are boolio and pryde?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Gonna legit cry when Snap Wexley dies :rip: one of the best characters in the SW canon.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

'da fuk is Pryde? Snap Wexley? Boolio who the gently caress is dese people? Who cares? What?

Bringing the emperor back with a deus ex machina only to kill him an hour later is probably the funniest thing ever tho

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I can't believe boolio is loving dead

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

the last minute leak of the kiss thing just solidifies how stupid this will all be, and we'll all go see it anyway with our kids and have a couple $9 beers

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



poor boolio thought of action figures and died

boar guy posted:

the last minute leak of the kiss thing just solidifies how stupid this will all be, and we'll all go see it anyway with our kids and have a couple $9 beers

you're more foolish than a sleepy gundark if you don't pregame this

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

BUT WHAT ABOUT FASMA??!?!?!?!?

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!


Buying up all the Snap Wexley memorabilia on ebay I can find, gonna make a fortune

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Owlbear Camus posted:

you're more foolish than a sleepy gundark if you don't pregame this

prolly end up at like a 9 AM sunday show so a death stick wake and bake is much more likely

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

my dog died im sad posted:

It's a required work event. My boss buys the staff tickets to any marvel/star wars premier and gets really irate if you can't go for whatever reason.

LMFAO

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



real heads remember from a throwaway line that snap wexley is the guy who in tfa screwed up and breadcrumbed the first order back to their secret base on d'qar, thus causing them to be all but destroyed by the first order fleet in the white bronco space chase.

dude screwed up so bad he may as well have been a double agent

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Imagine the benefits they'd have to give you to force you to watch Disney tripe at company functions

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
WTF is Snap Wexley? I thought his name was Fat Parkman

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The wookieepedia article on snap wexley is longer than the wikipedia article on nelson mandela

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Keep in mind both TFA and TLJ had rave reviews from the vast, vast majority of critics after the preview (and also release) screenings, so RoS has to be unbelievably terrible garbage if not a single Star Wars superfan critic has even vague positivity for this miserable stinker. :lol:

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Dec 17, 2019

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

my dog died im sad posted:

It's a required work event. My boss buys the staff tickets to any marvel/star wars premier and gets really irate if you can't go for whatever reason.

plot twist. you're self-employed

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

An Ounce of Gold posted:

WTF is Snap Wexley? I thought his name was Fat Parkman

give Star Wars to Hideo Kojima

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Bonaventure posted:

give Star Wars to Hideo Kojima

:yeah:

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

An Ounce of Gold posted:

WTF is Snap Wexley? I thought his name was Fat Parkman
Close. The in-canon history is that he's the illegitimate son of ANH fatty Jek Porkins.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

https://twitter.com/ThinkHero/status/1206990402915459072?s=20

This seems to be the general consensus I'm seeing. The ones posted earlier saying its bad were cherry picked, there are plenty saying they loved it etc. Even If it's near TFA in terms of just fun adventure that doesn't hold up on second viewing I'll be happy.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
"If you have no taste you'll like it" I mean, hey fair enough.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Boolio is the jizz music version of Coolio

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I was kind of 'blah' on TFA, I really liked (most of) TLJ, and I suspect I'll have a blast with TROS (whether or not it's actually "good" is another story).

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Sydin posted:

"If you have no taste you'll like it" I mean, hey fair enough.

If we had taste we wouldn't be seeing star wars movies

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
One of you maniacs that are going to see this opening night better bring us back a shot of the Snoke clones growing in vats.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Cheesus posted:

Close. The in-canon history is that he's the illegitimate son of ANH fatty Jek Porkins.

So if it was his real dad his name would have been Fats Porkins? Star Wars is hard!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




There's a Rodian girl whose name sounds vaguely similar to Greedo.

Maclunkey

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

I always figured all Rodians were named after vices and crimes.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yes, Greedo's siblings Coveto, Idolizo and Gluttono

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Lusto fucks

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Han better look out for Wratho.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

b-minus1 posted:

plot twist. you're self-employed

Lol. I wish, it's one of those things were myself or a co-worker hasn't gone to one and he takes it super personally and is passive aggressive about it for months.

Instead of getting a Fred Meyer gift card as a staff Xmas gift, we're getting star wars. He keeps calling it our Xmas 'bonus'.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I would loving stage a walkout if that was my christmas bonus.

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No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

my dog died im sad posted:

Lol. I wish, it's one of those things were myself or a co-worker hasn't gone to one and he takes it super personally and is passive aggressive about it for months.

Instead of getting a Fred Meyer gift card as a staff Xmas gift, we're getting star wars. He keeps calling it our Xmas 'bonus'.

:sever:

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