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Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Pomp posted:

Thread: please Peter Jackson make something weird again
:nws::nms:
Me:
:nws::nms:

Holy gently caress is this wrong, but holy hell is this EROTIC

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Franchescanado posted:

Polite reminder: posting NWS or NMS stuff without labels, even behind spoiler tags, is 100% asking for a probation.

And further to note - images embedded behind spoiler links are still downloaded and could screw people on work connections.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
noted, but I can't help but notice there's a woman getting graphically scalped in the op

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Quote is not edit

Pomp fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Dec 17, 2019

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pomp posted:

noted, but I can't help but notice there's a woman getting graphically scalped in the op

Blame toxic male societal standards that accept pornographic violence but balks at a little harmless nipple play.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Pomp posted:

noted, but I can't help but notice there's a woman getting graphically scalped in the op

Which post? The thread OP is bloody hands holding eyes.

You posted a pic of a man with a hard on from having his nipples played with

These are the thread rules:

quote:


Images, Memes and GIFs that show blood, guts and gore are fine. If an image is too extreme or has triggering content, please provided a NMS tag. Images (including posters), Memes and GIFs that show nudity must be hidden behind spoiler tags or linked and marked with a NWS tag. You can be probated for breaking this rule, so please think before you post.

But yeah, I guess imply misogyny after I fix the post and warn you instead of just probating you. Cool.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



i for one welcome Pomp as the leader of our new resistance movement <3 Love you Pomp <3

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Franchescanado posted:

You posted a pic of a man with a hard on from having his nipples played with


Y'know, this is the first time in my life a dick was the last thing I've noticed about an image

Pomp fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Dec 17, 2019

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



OHHH i just saw the penis

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Kvlt! posted:

OHHH i just saw the penis

New thread title

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Dec 17, 2019

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Mods getting everyone to really take it all in by pointing out that there's a hidden dick

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Crouching Nipple, Hidden Penis

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I too missed the dick

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
Whenever this thread gets uncomfortably horny it’s always anime’s fault.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



this is the thread's hottest controversy since i asked what is the best necrophilia film when i was 14 years old

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Pomp posted:

Mods getting everyone to really take it all in by pointing out that there's a hidden dick

Pretty apt definition of being an SA mod in general.

edit: You know what's nuts? In just 1 year, this horror thread is over 1/4 as long as the last horror thread, which was 10 years old. You could argue we've done 2.5 years of posting in just 1 year of this thread.

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Dec 17, 2019

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kvlt! posted:

this is the thread's hottest controversy since i asked what is the best necrophilia film when i was 14 years old

The answer is still Street Trash

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

Whenever this thread gets uncomfortably horny it’s always anime’s fault.

KAGO is actually too horny and too gory for even anime studios.

If theres anyone not scared off by that, :nws:Punctures :nws: is relatively tame and lighthearted (until the last panel) but also DO NOT READ SUCK IT I AM SERIOUS. Idk how many hosed up snuff rear end horror movies you've watched, you're not ready for suck it

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Pomp posted:

KAGO is actually too horny and too gory for even anime studios.

If therea anyone not scared off by that, Punctures is relatively tame and lighthearted (until the last panel) but also DO NOT READ SUCK IT I AM SERIOUS. Idk how many hosed up snuff rear end horror movies you've watched, you're not ready for suck it

ok you know i have to read suck it now can you please link me or DM me a link

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kvlt! posted:

ok you know i have to read suck it now can you please link me or DM me a link

I will not be linking anybody Suck It. You're gonna have to track it down like it's a fabled ball chopping video

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



thats lame af plz just send me a link and save me the time of having to track it down its finals season and i have adhd and i cant study until i read the loving thing

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


I just want to note I too looked at the nipple anime at work and never realized there was a dick. I even stared at it and thought “what the gently caress is this part supposed to be??”

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
This fuckin' kvlt kid

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
If it’s finals season you should be hitting the books and not pounding your pud to weird horror mangas.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Franchescanado posted:


edit: You know what's nuts? In just 1 year, this horror thread is over 1/4 as long as the last horror thread, which was 10 years old. You could argue we've done 2.5 years of posting in just 1 year of this thread.

So, essentially we're getting more efficient in our horror discussions?

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



pomp was kind enough to hook me up with suck it. I think the "brutally smashing the head in with a hammer so I can feel the reverberations of the impact on my cock" was my personal favorite of the BJs, but the mummified-mouth loving did have a certain novel charm to it.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
wait KAGO = Shintaro Kago right?

that dude is how i know that people with the opposite of trypophobia (trypophilia?) exist

e: I'm actually a little surprised The Holes hasn't come up in this discussion until now, for a while it was on the level of goatse and 2girls1cup in the "horrible porn rites of passage" category

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

wait KAGO = Shintaro Kago right?

that dude is how i know that people with the opposite of trypophobia (trypophilia?) exist

Punctures has a sister work, I think called Holes (?) about a young woman who keeps growing new holes and can't stop sticking objects in them

It's an experience.

Edit: nevermind that's a different artist

Kvlt! posted:

pomp was kind enough to hook me up with suck it. I think the "brutally smashing the head in with a hammer so I can feel the reverberations of the impact on my cock" was my personal favorite of the BJs, but the mummified-mouth loving did have a certain novel charm to it.

Study :engleft:

Pomp fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Dec 18, 2019

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Pomp posted:

Punctures has a sister work, I think called Holes (?) about a young woman who keeps growing new holes and can't stop sticking objects in them

It's an experience.

that's the one i was talking about lmbo, is that not him?

i got pretty well acquainted with that thing in my 4chan weeb days, like i said it was more or less /a/'s equivalent of goatse for a while

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The Holes is a script pass away from being a hellraiser reboot tbh

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Looks like Shudder added a Tom Savini documentary.

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Kvlt! posted:

pomp was kind enough to hook me up with suck it. I think the "brutally smashing the head in with a hammer so I can feel the reverberations of the impact on my cock" was my personal favorite of the BJs, but the mummified-mouth loving did have a certain novel charm to it.

And you're not going to share with the rest of us?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Irony.or.Death posted:

And you're not going to share with the rest of us?

yeah this sounds great please share

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
it's literal porn and very disgusting porn at that. you probably don't wanna see it as badly as you think you do.

e: like, I am pretty much The Guy Who Likes Grody Anime poo poo on the forums (because I didn't have very discerning tastes in my high-school weeb phase and never stopped liking the things that were Actually Good, like Berserk, JoJo, Fate, etc) and even I am telling y'all that this is maybe a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. do not grain-of-salt this warning.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


so which of the Friday 13th sequels are worth watching? all but the first are sitting on aus Prime and im bored enough to get into em

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
6

that's it

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Exiled.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Ok, mayyybe watch pt 4 for the Savini fx and the nutty rear end Crispin Glover dance. Maybe. I think there were some nice tits in there somewhere too. So... eh.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


oh poo poo i didnt realise crispin was in 4. definitely i will watch that one now

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Just watch em all.

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