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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


These aren’t government jobs, but rather side activities in the private sector, and jobs such as "honoraty director of whatever" that earn him thousands of euros every month

Fellas like these are what guillotines were invented for, gently caress

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Give me one side gig as a chef de cabinet pls

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

nvm

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

he must be a great workhouse to do 13 jobs at the same time!!! if only our lazy train drivers could take him for inspiration.....
And now all of En Marche is on tv crying "it was Benevolat; it's so unfair". All those idiots are in similar situations, i bet. gently caress, i want a benevole job paid 3k/month. I bet some of my friends at the SPA and the Resto would agree.

FrenchBen
Nov 30, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

Give me one side gig as a chef de cabinet pls

There might be an opening later on for the Ministère de la Guillotine once actually created but you better prepare your CV now because holy poo poo are there going to be a lot of applications, and it’s only going to go up. This might be the biggest trainwreck of a governnment since the start of the 5th Republic.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/afpfr/status/1205970484766167040

quelle tête de bite

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

J'attend avec impatience les potentielles révélations de la semaine à venir. Parce que si jamais on apprend qu'un seul de ses bénévolats n'en était pas un, holy poo poo...

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 11:55 on Dec 15, 2019

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

Toplowtech posted:

J'attend avec impatience les potentielles révélations de la semaine à venir. Parce que si jamais on apprend qu'un seul de ses bénévolats n'en était pas un, holy poo poo...

He didn’t resign from his consulting gig until a week ago, that’s already unconstitutional.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

A TWEET!

https://twitter.com/IllumiReptilien/status/1205929244330790915?s=20

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
^^^^ lolling @ our dumb world

You know, I don't actually care about the side gigs. There's only job the guy should be resigning from :getin:

Kassad has issued a correction as of 13:33 on Dec 15, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lol

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/CGTCadresTechs/status/1206540140635721728

Edit: lol

https://twitter.com/CathyRochon/status/1206552335687782401

Kassad has issued a correction as of 14:06 on Dec 16, 2019

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013


The gift that keeps on giving. Who’s willing to bet it’ll be over 20 by the end of the year? :allears:

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

And another one !

https://twitter.com/brevesdepresse/status/1206576132893683712

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/catherinegaste/status/1206341478571814913

They had the fake news handwringing all set up and poof

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Itt tu comprends pas le contexte

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FrenchBen posted:

There might be an opening later on for the Ministère de la Guillotine once actually created but you better prepare your CV now because holy poo poo are there going to be a lot of applications, and it’s only going to go up. This might be the biggest trainwreck of a governnment since the start of the 5th Republic.

jimmy let your sister have a turn operating the guillotine

aw mom

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Imagine if every working class person was accorded this much sympathy for loving up.

Next time the bureaucracy tells me I'm not eligible for this or that I'm just gonna cry fake news.

FrenchBen
Nov 30, 2013


“Pour les 1% des français qui comprennent le contexte”, why do I get the feeling the 1% in question are prime guillotine material ?

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

FrenchBen posted:

“Pour les 1% des français qui comprennent le contexte”, why do I get the feeling the 1% in question are prime guillotine material ?

https://twitter.com/catherinegaste/status/1206583149158944769
Un bon boulet 100% UMP.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
We are the 1 percent

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

I took a day off to join the protest tomorrow but I’m already bored out of my mind at the idea of walking from République to Nation. There’s not a single government building there god dammit, why protest in the middle of nowhere?

Guess I’ll drop by Truffaut and buy rabbit food or whatever so it’s not a complete waste of time.:sigh:

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

I took a day off to join the protest tomorrow but I’m already bored out of my mind at the idea of walking from République to Nation. There’s not a single government building there god dammit, why protest in the middle of nowhere?
Yeah it's generally a tourist protest walk for protestors who visit Paris for the first time. The prefecture is always really quick to allow protest on this path for the reason you pointer out.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/MonsieurPierre/status/1206573959040393217?s=20

"I messed up because it's usually my wife who handles all the paperwork" *laughs in casual misogyny*

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

A lot of bus depots being blocked, the unionists are holding their ground so far despite police reinforcements.

https://twitter.com/actazone/status/1206828875864563712

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Allez ça ira ça ira ça ira, les aristocrates, on les auras!

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/CFDT/status/1206991030748426246?s=20

:catstare:

Meanwhile, about the guy who replaced Delevoye...

https://twitter.com/DamienDole/status/1207186210134937601?s=20

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Berger mais quel abruti

Also we live in a society

https://twitter.com/LeReilly/status/1206309104207237125?s=19

Edit : when you definitely know how to use emojis
https://twitter.com/LeReilly/status/1206735404822597633?s=19

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 09:37 on Dec 18, 2019

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kassad posted:

Meanwhile, about the guy who replaced Delevoye...

https://twitter.com/DamienDole/status/1207186210134937601?s=20
Already gone, what did i miss?

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Kurtofan posted:

Berger mais quel abruti

Also we live in a society

https://twitter.com/LeReilly/status/1206309104207237125?s=19

Edit : when you definitely know how to use emojis
https://twitter.com/LeReilly/status/1206735404822597633?s=19

God Beigbeder is such a bore.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Toplowtech posted:

Already gone, what did i miss?



72000 € for 2 months.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kassad posted:



72000 € for 2 months.
He is that good at exploiting resources.


e:vvvvvvvvv and the law obviously.

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 18:53 on Dec 18, 2019

Bulbo
Nov 4, 2012

Kassad posted:



72000 € for 2 months.

That's his indémnité de licenciement, he broke his contract after being elected.
There's fun stuff in his past at Auchan though, like that time he had a union rep arrested by the police in the shop for giving a burnt pain au chocolat to a client for free. It was stealing from the company you see.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

Edit : when you definitely know how to use emojis
https://twitter.com/LeReilly/status/1206735404822597633?s=19

I jam a drill into my ear in a futile attempt to forget French,

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

YaketySass posted:

God Beigbeder is such a bore.

look, when you're 13, 99 francs is a total mind-blower

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/ParisPasRose/status/1207553624051724288?s=19

All the FN eu mps (and one particularly bible thumping republican eu mp) vote against condemning the "LGBTI free areas" and other homophobic policies and rhetoric of the Polish government.

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 11:05 on Dec 19, 2019

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/franceinter/status/1207210417673658368

just stfu forever hollande please

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
"Je suis la victime." :reddit:

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

hollande you fucker you just hosed everything up and if you had a shred of honour you'd commit loving seppuku

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

there was *such* opportunity in 2012, and that idiot midget just went and shat himself so hard he destroyed his entire party

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