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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Can't wait for the other candidates to try and copy that. Pete hosting a Finnish only töwn håll.

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Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

Things like this is why I was annoyed with AOC s initial "won't endorse until NY primary" position. She's so goddamn valuable to this campaign, God bless her

The AOC/Omar/Tlaib endorsements remain possibly the best political thing I can remember happening during my life. Such a relief, and the existence of Warren makes their choice of Bernie even more meaningful since they had an easy "out."

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




whats this from

also where does the fireball come from, i cant tell. did someone throw a molotov?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

Can't wait for the other candidates to try and copy that. Pete hosting a Finnish only töwn håll.

Pete procedes to just lip synch to the swedish chef muppet, liberals spend the next 3 weeks talking about how smart it was

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



pete holds a town hall exclusive for mckinsey consultants

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Shear Modulus posted:

pete holds a town hall exclusive for mckinsey consultants

Finally, a Yuan-ti only event

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

Can't wait for the other candidates to try and copy that. Pete hosting a Finnish only töwn håll.

pre-screened questions all like "Where is the bathroom?" "Where is the library?"

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

pete holds a town hall exclusive for seele

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

loquacius posted:

pre-screened questions all like "Where is the bathroom?" "Where is the library?"

"Where is the gently caress your mom, leave this game basement loser?" followed by someone making an obscene gesture and howling about Subspace

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Shear Modulus posted:

whats this from

also where does the fireball come from, i cant tell. did someone throw a molotov?

It came from googling "Molotov cocktail gif" which is the first thing that came to mind when thinking "praxis gif"

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LMAO that Bernie has the black vote and the youth vote locked up and now he's picking up democrat white whales like the military, latinos, and rural voters.

News like this is always welcome after the parade of endless succ.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Majorian posted:

God that show was good. How Purefoy didn't get an Emmy is beyond me.

But enough about Hap and Leonard

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

I loving despise reaction gifs



e: an especially ironic username/post combo, skull dot gif

Son of Thunderbeast has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Dec 18, 2019

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Polls today are a land of contrasts. They all have Buttigieg eating poo poo and Warren holding steady at best but Bernie is all over the place.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1207373609104289792

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Imagine liking Joe Biden, lmfao

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Polls in general are worthless, but national polls especially so. Voters in NH will be influenced by who won IA, voters in NV will be influenced by the earlier contests and so on.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Thoguh posted:

Movie sex scenes have become obsolete when every single person has unlimited access to every single flavor of porn they could possibly imagine.

Anticipation and presentation matter. See true detective or wolf of wall street for the last remaining bits of this allowed in Disney's world

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
https://twitter.com/PelosiLegatus/status/1206244343083700224

They're simultaneously shook and overconfident

They did such a great job of propelling Kamala to the top of the polls, I'm sure they'll do a great job of forcing Bernie out too

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

So is the yellow ring something that all the Kamala refugees have put on to keep the faith or something

If they are Kamala refugees but they have no ring does it mean they are fake

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


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Eggplant Squire has issued a correction as of 23:58 on Mar 3, 2020

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Feldegast42 posted:

So is the yellow ring something that all the Kamala refugees have put on to keep the faith or something

If they are Kamala refugees but they have no ring does it mean they are fake

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/8492/8492-h/8492-h.htm

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

WampaLord posted:

yeah weird how simply going and talking to people works wonders

https://twitter.com/nidhiprakash/status/1207348307783274497

Hell yeah

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Thoguh posted:

Polls today are a land of contrasts. They all have Buttigieg eating poo poo and Warren holding steady at best but Bernie is all over the place.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1207373609104289792

Just look at the average. The average has Bernie up a couple points.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the yellow ring symbolizes goatse

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Radish posted:

I don't even understand being a Biden fan, just be a Republican and at least be on the winning team without any shift in ideology.

Gotta feel smugly morally superior so you can use your position as the rich guy who supports gays to keep property taxes down and funds charter schools

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/PelosiLegatus/status/1206244343083700224

They're simultaneously shook and overconfident

They did such a great job of propelling Kamala to the top of the polls, I'm sure they'll do a great job of forcing Bernie out too

lmao the dragonzord dipshit is back

wonder what got him banned in the first place

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Thoguh posted:

Polls today are a land of contrasts. They all have Buttigieg eating poo poo and Warren holding steady at best but Bernie is all over the place.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1207373609104289792

Luke Wilson tied for a hot 2nd place.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

Can't wait for the other candidates to try and copy that. Pete hosting a Finnish only töwn håll.

i would fly out to where ever it was being held just to attend the pete spurdo sparte :d:D:d:D:D town hall

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


SKULL.GIF posted:

I loving despise reaction gifs

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
https://twitter.com/AnnAnnChe/status/1207379956897943552

lol (just lol) at conflating Bernie and Biden

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mastershakeman posted:

https://twitter.com/thathagengrrl/status/1206998151149678592

Horny needs to be allowed, our culture is reverting to Hayes code era puritanism and the mods need to fix this

But the same data show we live in a golden era of bare cocks on TV what's the problem

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


WampaLord posted:

Seems like the Bernie campaign is working on getting Biden's numbers to drop

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1207342253355585539

"experts say"

lmao all this poo poo is recorded in the news and in books and in the brains of 420,069,000 people who were there when it happened

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


gotta go to special smart person school and lick 88 million boots now im an expert on poo poo that was in the news already 100 years ago :vince:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

shame on an IGA posted:

But the same data show we live in a golden era of bare cocks on TV what's the problem

righteous gemstones has so, so many dicks

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

gotta go to special smart person school and lick 88 million boots now im an expert on poo poo that was in the news already 100 years ago :vince:

historians psshhhhh :sad:

larper
Apr 9, 2019

Thoguh posted:

Polls today are a land of contrasts. They all have Buttigieg eating poo poo and Warren holding steady at best but Bernie is all over the place.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1207373609104289792

That is because virtually every poll is manipulated to all hell

Cant wait for when whistleblowers start talking about all the sketchy poo poo the polling companies are doing to get the results they want

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


experts say trumo likes piss

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

today, december 18th 2019, was the first day i saw a harris bumper sticker in the wild

you love to see it

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

loquacius posted:

hey I tried to switch it over to Norse mythology instead but nobody bit

the story of Loki getting horse pregnant should be goon catnip

Greek version of this is a lot funnier.

Kronos hosed a woman as a horse and ran away when his wife found them. I think the woman he slept eith in turned a river.

Another time, long story, but Zeus turned a cloud sexy to trick his friend into loving it. Anyways the sad kid born from that was so lame that he hid in a mountain and hosed the only thing that would have him, mares

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


no new endorsement points for bernie

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1207382002963533825?s=21

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