December 2019 CE Thread: 2016 Season 4 Chat (spoilers inside)

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1207380413590708224

A take so loving scorching that even Jesus would get burned by it.

Jesus has a hotel in Rome?

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:33

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 19:24

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Jesus has a hotel in Rome?

Jesus has a hotel in Rome that enjoys sovereign immunity the parallells are endless

Who among you doubts Donald Trump would murder a fig tree that looked at him sideways

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:44

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

Jesus has a hotel in Rome?

Yes, and he really hated poor people.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1207380413590708224

A take so loving scorching that even Jesus would get burned by it.

I cannot express in words anymore how much I hate these pieces of poo poo

# ? Dec 18, 2019 21:55

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I was pretty sure the President is guilty but then the old screaming man said it's actually OBAMA'S FAULT and wow I'm convinced no collusion

# ? Dec 18, 2019 21:59

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I cannot express in words anymore how much I hate these pieces of poo poo

loving

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:00

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

loving

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:09

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

At this point they invoke religion so much that we should impeach Jesus.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:18

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Well jesus' trial was a great success by all accounts so it seems more like an endorsement than a critique

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:30

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Well jesus' trial was a great success by all accounts so it seems more like an endorsement than a critique

It's their favorite genre of story - the murder of brown people.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:49

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Barabbas votes Republican

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:55

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Which idiot GOP member is going to compare this to the Holocaust first?

# ? Dec 18, 2019 23:10

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Flying_Crab posted:

Which idiot GOP member is going to compare this to the Holocaust first?

Steven King of Iowa, probably.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 23:17

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

BigDave posted:

Steven King of Iowa, probably.

He'd have to acknowledge it first

# ? Dec 18, 2019 23:19

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

5th circuit (Texas, heavily conservative) finally issued their ruling on the ACA/Obamacare. Short version: the whole thing is illegal, but we can't say that in an election year and have our fellow Republicans lose, so we'll call the individual mandate unconstitutional and punt it back to the district court so it won't be decided by the Supreme Court in 2020.

https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/1207421810746093569?s=19

# ? Dec 18, 2019 23:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BigDave posted:

Steven King of Iowa, probably.

I highly doubt he votes in favor

# ? Dec 18, 2019 23:53

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I tried watching five minutes of these individual statements from the Congress Critters and it's like watching the world's worst public speaking class in which everybody has to get up in front of the mic, only here, they're all self-important , yet it would still be torturous to sit through in person.

So I'm watching Ken Burns' The Civil War for the first time instead until the vote and it kicks rear end.

E- Oh look, Jim Jordan! Sorry, Jimmy, I can't acknowledge the guy who let Ohio State wrestlers get molested.

E2- The US needs to activate a system like England's Prime Minister's Questions. That would be a delightful shitshow once a week.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Dec 19, 2019

# ? Dec 19, 2019 00:41

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

It just baffles me that no Dems get up there and just lambast the GOP for being such lying scumbags but DECORUM I guess

# ? Dec 19, 2019 00:58

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

maffew buildings posted:

It just baffles me that no Dems get up there and just lambast the GOP for being such lying scumbags but DECORUM I guess

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1207444794995179520

CBJSprague24 posted:

I tried watching five minutes of these individual statements from the Congress Critters and it's like watching the world's worst public speaking class in which everybody has to get up in front of the mic, only here, they're all self-important , yet it would still be torturous to sit through in person.

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/1207351118109401088

The bottom line is that the skills required to make people vote for you are generally mutually exclusive to the skills required for the creation and expression of rational thought.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:05

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

NBC and CSPAN are indicating the vote is expected soon. :unsmigghh:

E- Steve Scalise, you already had a turn, sit your rear end down.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:13

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

CBJSprague24 posted:

NBC and CSPAN are indicating the vote is expected soon.

E- Steve Scalise, you already had a turn, sit your rear end down.

What's left of it, anyway

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:25

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Steny Hoyer actually gave a good & probably historic speech. I'm guessing the vote is probably happening pretty soon now.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:41

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Jesus Christ republicans are copying each others homework and they are not ashamed about it.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:43

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

https://twitter.com/BrianKarem/status/1207329278104408064

my god, it was the perfect crime...

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:49

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"With Christmas just hours away".

Christmas is not for another fuckin' week, Kevin.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:51

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

CBJSprague24 posted:

"With Christmas just hours away".

Christmas is not for another fuckin' week, Kevin.

Just 149 hours away!

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:53

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Technically, any point in time is only hours away.

Might be a lot, but they are hours away.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:55

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I guess the Fuhrer getting impeached is an early Christmas present.

Twitter says the vote is expected between 8-8:10pm, so 4-14 minutes from now.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 01:57

Patware: Jan 3, 2005

Flying_Crab posted:

Steny Hoyer actually gave a good & probably historic speech. I'm guessing the vote is probably happening pretty soon now.

the best part was how he was immediately followed by collins yelling and pointing around like a fool while saying the same poo poo as usual

what an absolute worm man

# ? Dec 19, 2019 02:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?