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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
As a Georgian I’m ashamed of my representatives. No wonder the media stereotype of someone from Atlanta is a banjo strumming hick wearing overalls.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Otteration posted:

DO SOMETHING!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1207355923573989376

indeed.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Retrowave Joe posted:

HOLY poo poo GYM JORDAN IS WEARING A COAT

He’s gonna rip it off when he gets halfway through his speech.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
6 loving hours of NO U

Also no wonder Pelosi delegated this poo poo, the Speaker's job for this is excruciating.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Please enter it into the record that I wish the whistleblower hadn't been exposed until at least a wee bit later so trump would have continued, in a more more obvious and connected way, withholding the Ukraine funds.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
lol the president has been credibly accused of several sexual assaults any one of which might require factual evidence of pictures of trump's body to compare to testimony, like they did with michael jackson.
let's keep reminding the public of this!

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

CubanMissile posted:

Republicans apparently have a never ending string of old white men foghorn leghorning through this thing. "I, I do declare..."

Just waiting for one's entire statement to be "ahhhh, shyaddup"

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

LegionAreI posted:

6 loving hours of NO U

Also no wonder Pelosi delegated this poo poo, the Speaker's job for this is excruciating.

Yeah and I’ll bet they don’t even let you smoke weed on the job. Maybe that’s what we need to bring the country together: mandatory bipartisan sessions

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

LegionAreI posted:

6 loving hours of NO U

Also no wonder Pelosi delegated this poo poo, the Speaker's job for this is excruciating.

And some sadist gave Jim Jordan a full loving three minutes!

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Dear god, please remove Donald Trump from office.

Amen

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Scoops My Goops posted:

Anyone else catch Joe Wilson end his time with "We'll never forget September 11th, and the global warming terrorism"

Seriously? He said this?

GeekyManatee
Jul 12, 2011


We just had a house member refer to this, on record, as a "shampeachment" :guinness:

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
I'd like unanimous consent to enter into the record that the Representative from Wyoming's father shot someone in the face.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

When I do CRIMES! that I'm innocent of, I always make it a point to prevent my minions who witnessed those CRIMES! not being committed from testifying.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

LegionAreI posted:

I'd like unanimous consent to enter into the record that the Representative from Wyoming's father shot someone in the face.

I'd like to enter into record that Gym Jordan is a butt and he smells like a butt and he likes to kiss his own butt.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

LegionAreI posted:

I'd like unanimous consent to enter into the record that the Representative from Wyoming's father shot someone in the face.

Isn't that like an initiation ceremony into the gang of Cheney though?

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
So how long do we have until The Vote? I was listening to the speeches but every time a Republican got up to speak I just got angry.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sky Shadowing posted:

So how long do we have until The Vote? I was listening to the speeches but every time a Republican got up to speak I just got angry.

nbc promises: "soon"

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
I will laugh myself to sleep if Pelosi pushes the vote until tomorrow morning.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Steve Scalise does actually sound like a guy who got one of his nuts shot off.

Also heads up but if the Dems are going in decreasing rank of seniority AOC should be up in about 10 turns

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Steve Scalise does actually sound like a guy who got one of his nuts shot off.

Also heads up but if the Dems are going in decreasing rank of seniority AOC should be up in about 10 turns

You'd think surviving a gun massacre might change your outlook on life.

"This is what I want to spend my life doing - gaslighting America and sucking Trump's dick."

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
"They've been working on this impeachment for 3 years! And I can't believe how quickly they've tried to ram this impeachment through! Also, something about the FOUNDING FATHERS!"

"RESPONDED! to the subpoena!"

Wonder if there's a gonna be a cane beating tonight.

Otteration fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Dec 19, 2019

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006
lmao “obstruction of congress” being a made up term. Scalise is really working the appeal to emotion as he unloads his bullshit

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Dude just said 600 jobs in penn

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



God drat you printed out your powerpoint slides, gently caress off.

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Otteration posted:

"They've been working on this impeachment for 3 years! And I can't believe how quickly they've tried to ram this impeachment through! Also, something about the FOUNDING FATHERS!"

I haven't watched it that much today, but every time I tune in, it always seems to be the same old white man yelling about the same thing with a slightly different accent. I now believe the founding fathers never died, they just have poorly-made disguises and reiterate two hundred year old arguments because being a lich is boring.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

lol some idiot booed

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
It is my pleasure to recognize:

Mr. Dobalina
Mr. Bob Dobalina

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

DeeplyConcerned posted:

As a Georgian I’m ashamed of my representatives. No wonder the media stereotype of someone from Atlanta is a banjo strumming hick wearing overalls.

Yeah, as a state we really do it to ourselves. There's also this constant chip on our shoulder about being portrayed that way, yet we keep doing poo poo as a state that deserves scorn. If we don't want the world to look down on us for what we time and again prove ourselves to be, then our only option is to change, to stop hurting our own citizens. But we won't, so we'll just keep getting stuck in this dynamic of being upset for being looked down upon by the yanks.

How we ran the last gubernatorial election was a farce. I hope one day Stacey Abrams is able to get back on top in politics.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Dec 19, 2019

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

The 7th Guest posted:

lol some idiot booed

Needs more UK parliamentary hooting.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
Steny Hoyer you mush mouth, I agree with you but step on the gas and get to the loving point.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
Mr Hoyer recognized for 45 minutes

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Mr Hoyer recognized for 45mins to eat mashed potatoes in defense of impeachment

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk

idiotsavant posted:

Mr Hoyer recognized for 45 minutes

What the gently caress is the "balance of our time" anyway? Can we have a loving counter to see how many more grandstanding voice-lovers we need to sit through?

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
oh poo poo, democratic leadership pulling a last minute impeachment filibuster

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

millenia???

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

mr hoyer is recognized for 5 aeons

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Mr. Hoyer is recognized until Trump's term (or terms, god forbid) expire.

He will be rendered incapable of doing any work because when someone on the TV is talking about him, especially when it's a lazy loser liberal (Trump makes a note of how he invented the idea of multiple words in order sharing the same first letter).

The democrats in the House simply never move for the vote, thus keeping Trump trapped in front of the television and thus incapable of doing any more harm.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Did Rashida Talib use her time to go "Let's impeach this motherfucker already. Go go go!" yet? Did AOC go?

It must have been so long ago....

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StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Collins stop talking and sounding like such a dumb loving hick nooooooo

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