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Anakin hates sand and honestly.....same
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Disney plus should make a series called “Dug”, about Sebulba.
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YaketySass posted:That's why the sequels should have been directed by the Wachowski sisters. I'd take half-hour long Force orgies in each movie if it'd meant we actually got the right amount of corny earnestness. you say that like half-hour long force orgies are a downside
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Episode 1 gave us the n64 pod racing game which was cool and good
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Gonz posted:Palpatine cyberbullying the galaxy with a pirate radio broadcast is fuckin’ incredible and I can’t wait to see this dumb movie tomorrow night in glorious IMAX. sadly all the good stuff always happens off screen they should make a tv series like the clone wars but its sheevs threatening transmissions in universe. its genius hire me disney
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General Dog posted:Disney plus should make a series called “Dug”, about Sebulba. I’m putting all my money on Sebulba!
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cuntman.net posted:i have never said anything sarcastic in my life, its part of why i like the prequels, theyre not afraid to be sincere thats true but theres also a lot of quality irony in the prequels
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Episode 1 gave us the n64 pod racing game which was cool and good Playing that single player with two controllers at once was the poo poo.
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General Dog posted:Disney plus should make a series called “Dug”, about Sebulba. yeah an entire series about podracing would be great
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"only a sith deals in absolutes"
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Brother Entropy posted:you say that like half-hour long force orgies are a downside Disney would manage to make them aggressively straight.
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cuntman.net posted:sadly all the good stuff always happens off screen It’s really hosed up Ja’ack refuses to ban @Sheeve66 from HoloTwitter
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YaketySass posted:Disney would manage to make them aggressively straight. fair
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Episode 1 gave us the n64 pod racing game which was cool and good Ever play it with two controllers, each one controlling an engine?
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Well just got out. Felt like overproduced fan fiction that went straight back to the lovely tropes like the force being blood magic but has some awesome moments nad time to hit the pub to work through it.
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Auteurs like the wachowskis have no place at disney they need drones like jj something insane like speed racer cannot be done by disney
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In Story Group Official Canon news, it turns out that Ben didn’t attack anyone or destroy the temple after Luke attacked him. The building blew up for unknown reasons, killing many of the students in the fire, and a few surviving Padawans came across Ben alone in the flames. He told them what Luke had done, but they didn’t believe him and attacked, so he fled
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Wild Horses posted:Auteurs like the wachowskis have no place at disney yeah but... a 120fps pod racer movie would really be my poo poo
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Wild Horses posted:Auteurs like the wachowskis have no place at disney Speed Racer introduced me to colors and shapes I didn’t know even previously existed. It’s a masterpiece.
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Zoran posted:In Story Group Official Canon news, it turns out that Ben didn’t attack anyone or destroy the temple after Luke attacked him. The building blew up for unknown reasons, killing many of the students in the fire, and a few surviving Padawans came across Ben alone in the flames. He told them what Luke had done, but they didn’t believe him and attacked, so he fled Luke skimped on getting his old gas lines inspected after buying the place and it cost him dearly.
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Zas posted:yeah but... a 120fps pod racer movie would really be my poo poo I would watch it. I would also watch a more grounded psychological work like that movie Rush with thor-actor. A rivalry of two aliens with crazy names like Mars Guo or Booles Roor clashing together in a dangerous race track
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Gonz posted:Palpatine cyberbullying the galaxy with a pirate radio broadcast is fuckin’ incredible and I can’t wait to see this dumb movie tomorrow night in glorious IMAX. Guess what doesn’t happen in the film?
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Gonz posted:Speed Racer introduced me to colors and shapes I didn’t know even previously existed. It’s a masterpiece.  that movie owned
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The REAL Goobusters posted:
It felt a bit like Spy Kids except better and more anime and with cars.
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Zoran posted:In Story Group Official Canon news, it turns out that Ben didn’t attack anyone or destroy the temple after Luke attacked him. The building blew up for unknown reasons, killing many of the students in the fire, and a few surviving Padawans came across Ben alone in the flames. He told them what Luke had done, but they didn’t believe him and attacked, so he fled This is such a weird thing to not include in the movies.
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Zoran posted:In Story Group Official Canon news, it turns out that Ben didn’t attack anyone or destroy the temple after Luke attacked him. The building blew up for unknown reasons, killing many of the students in the fire, and a few surviving Padawans came across Ben alone in the flames. He told them what Luke had done, but they didn’t believe him and attacked, so he fled Also, Luke is the reason Snoke has a messed up appearance, and Snoke lives in a weird garden.
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Episode 1 gave us the n64 pod racing game which was cool and good Nobody remembers Bombad Racing for ps2 and that's a shame
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Pollyanna posted:Guess what doesn’t happen in the film? ”Palpatine” posted:Very disappointed “LIAR” Organa (whose father was a know MURDERER) is still deceiving the galaxy about Republic military involvement in the Unknown Regs.
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Gonz posted:Luke skimped on getting his old gas lines inspected after buying the place and it cost him dearly. He REALLY needed some power converters.
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Anyone else remember a couple of weeks ago when JJ kept hyping up the idea that he was totally going to do something with the Knights of Ren in this movie, and from what I understand they just fight Kylo and all die? Good times.
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Looking back, yeah, the movie is bad. At least worse than the first two. Predictable, dumb decisions (by both the creators and the characters) and moments ("I am the spy", lol), and the "saved at the last second when everything is looking dire as gently caress" trope played out for the nth time certainly did not help. I watched TFA and TLJ earlier today as well, so this was especially blatant. The kiss (should we use tags here?) elicited a barrage of audible groans, so that was a fun experience the audience could share. Folks who cried "Mary-Sue" during the first two will probably suffer aneurysms. It has some really gorgeous visuals though. And a sound effect that was trying to ape the Holdo manoeuvre experience but fell waaaay short. Lazy. But ... I was entertained while watching it. I'm a simple man with simple taste, what can I say.
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I’m getting a sadly low hit rate on sad and angry people on the TROS hashtag on twitter. I think most people just haven’t seen it yet.
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Lyin' Luke Skywalker says I'm a Sith. I told him no! He keeps it up, and I'll spill the beans on him and his nephew!
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FlamingLiberal posted:Anyone else remember a couple of weeks ago when JJ kept hyping up the idea that he was totally going to do something with the Knights of Ren in this movie, and from what I understand they just fight Kylo and all die? Good times. Remember when they were supposed to be a thing at all that kept getting hyped up for the first movie lol. gently caress that
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Seyser Koze posted:Nah, it's the one with Dennis Hopper transporting a freight of alien sex toys. You talking about Space Truckers? That movie fuckin rules. Not as much as Episode I, but that’s a pretty high watermark.
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Zoran posted:In Story Group Official Canon news, it turns out that Ben didn’t attack anyone or destroy the temple after Luke attacked him. The building blew up for unknown reasons, killing many of the students in the fire, and a few surviving Padawans came across Ben alone in the flames. He told them what Luke had done, but they didn’t believe him and attacked, so he fled Good thing Luke was totally unrepentant about this, dunking on Kylo at the end of TLJ. It's almost like the entire thing is Luke's fault and Ben was blameless and the stupid padawans provided the final touch of pushing him to the dark side. The jedi really are the worst.
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