|
hot pockets memes are back on the menu boys
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 15:13 |
|
|
# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:38 |
|
I don't think I'd care for any of those flavors! Titled "Helping grandpa with his computer" zoux has a new favorite as of 15:57 on Dec 19, 2019 |
# ? Dec 19, 2019 15:54 |
|
God damnit 🅱️ot 🅱️ockets made me snort irl
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 15:56 |
|
I would definitely eat slim-jim hot pockets, and just bread one, if I was drunk enough.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 15:56 |
|
Who wouldn't eat just bread
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 16:00 |
|
90s Cringe Rock posted:Who wouldn't eat just bread -that one peasant who loves Marie Antoinette
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 16:16 |
|
90s Cringe Rock posted:Who wouldn't eat just bread A reverse duck
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 16:19 |
|
LifeSunDeath posted:I would definitely eat slim-jim hot pockets, and just bread one, if I was drunk enough. Take my blood pressure to get a baseline, eat caffeinated salt, test again to see if I can beat my high score.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 16:56 |
|
But is it real caffeinated cheese?
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:16 |
|
well the cows are fed a steady diet of caffeine pills their entire lives which makes caffeinated milk then you turn that into caffeinated cheese so yeah its real free range caffeine cheese
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:18 |
|
Me mum has me hammering on her old vacuum-cleaner before Christmas. The thing is dead as a Norwegian Blue. The fucker is dead and we need to borrow one from a neighbour. She did not appreciate it when I texted this.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:22 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:24 |
|
Landerig was so proud of his little poster alignment chart Imagine him that day, having no idea that he was going to become a meme himself
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:27 |
|
Yeah I'm a little jealous.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:51 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:30 |
|
Lol yessss
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:52 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:19 |
|
still, the system disenfranchises and punishes those who openly defy it. if you want to subvert the system, you have to do so discreetly. or you can become an ascetic and live in the loving woods, and hope some suit doesn't come kick you out of your commune for not paying taxes
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:25 |
|
i just travel from Starbucks to Starbucks and steal lovely overpriced pastries and random coffee i see ready for pickup then I scurry to the nearest bridge and stash my find yes i have had to punch and bite baristas, to assert my dominance at the top of the food chain
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:46 |
|
You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school?
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:02 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:03 |
|
Paladinus posted:You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school? Plus most schools do have classes that teach that stuff. They figure out which kids are normies and let them take regular classes, and figure who are the dumbshits and offer them a free credit in "Life Skills" class. Most schools have a subset of "School For Dummies" classes they offer to the idiots so they can at least graduate and go onto a job stacking boxes or pulling a lever in a factory.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:12 |
|
Are y'all arguing with jpegs again
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:05 |
|
My school spent a few days every year during tax season teaching us how to fill out 1040 forms. And even if you aren't taught it in school you just need to follow the step by step instructions.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:15 |
|
If all you have is a regular job taxes are easy. If you are self employed, or have rental income, or do any kind investing outside of a normal brokerage account - taxes are still easy but take more preparation during the year because you need to make sure your records are in order. There are a ton of self employed people who never even think about the tax implications and then get slaughtered in April. And there's also tons of people who just don't understand tax brackets and that works in favor of republicans. So, yeah, if you can't figure out a 1040-EZ on your own there's nothing any schooling could have done to help you. But teaching some basic knowledge about the country's tax system would be beneficial.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:42 |
|
I simply do not make enough money to pay taxes. Owned.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:44 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:55 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:56 |
|
Paladinus posted:You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school? Because a large, highly-profitable industry exists around tax preparation and it's in their best interest to keep taxes a confusing mystery that's available only to specialists?
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:00 |
|
I'm ready for ¡Jeb!
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:03 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:03 |
|
Small brain: taxes are easy Medium brain: taxes are hard because there's a lot of possible ways to get tax credits which can make a big difference in the final result Galaxy brain: taxes are hard because we are too bought into capitalist ideology to provide simple straightforward welfare, instead gating it behind your ability to follow forms and legalese, as well as fuelling a predatory industry of tax preparers despite the fact that the IRS (for example) knows very well how much money it wants from you and could do your taxes for you, letting you contest it if they're wrong. Universe brain: taxes are theft
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:03 |
|
Really the main thing school teaches you is how to study and learn, but most people won't pick up on that until college and even then only if they actually care about doing well.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:18 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:47 |
|
All I know about Turbo Tax comes from Reply All: https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/6nhgol Lol, in Germany I just go online and fill out a form. Takes about half an hour, including getting my documents in order. Oh wait...Memes (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:50 |
|
nah
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:53 |
|
i think you just posted misogyny my dude, not memes
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:58 |
|
|
# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:59 |
|
Thank you I ordered this just yesterday
|
# ? Dec 20, 2019 00:25 |
|
|
# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:38 |
|
AstroWhale posted:Oh wait...Memes The hell is this 2009 4chan nonsense
|
# ? Dec 20, 2019 00:49 |