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A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
hot pockets memes are back on the menu boys








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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't think I'd care for any of those flavors!

Titled "Helping grandpa with his computer"

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:57 on Dec 19, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
God damnit 🅱️ot 🅱️ockets made me snort irl

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would definitely eat slim-jim hot pockets, and just bread one, if I was drunk enough.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Who wouldn't eat just bread

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Who wouldn't eat just bread

-that one peasant who loves Marie Antoinette

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Who wouldn't eat just bread

A reverse duck

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

LifeSunDeath posted:

I would definitely eat slim-jim hot pockets, and just bread one, if I was drunk enough.
I would eat the Monster Energy SlimJim Hot Pocket for science.

Take my blood pressure to get a baseline, eat caffeinated salt, test again to see if I can beat my high score.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
But is it real caffeinated cheese?

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
well the cows are fed a steady diet of caffeine pills their entire lives which makes caffeinated milk then you turn that into caffeinated cheese

so yeah its real free range caffeine cheese

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Me mum has me hammering on her old vacuum-cleaner before Christmas. The thing is dead as a Norwegian Blue. The fucker is dead and we need to borrow one from a neighbour.
She did not appreciate it when I texted this.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Landerig was so proud of his little poster alignment chart

Imagine him that day, having no idea that he was going to become a meme himself

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah I'm a little jealous.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.














MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Lol yessss

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

still, the system disenfranchises and punishes those who openly defy it. if you want to subvert the system, you have to do so discreetly.

or you can become an ascetic and live in the loving woods, and hope some suit doesn't come kick you out of your commune for not paying taxes

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
i just travel from Starbucks to Starbucks and steal lovely overpriced pastries and random coffee i see ready for pickup then I scurry to the nearest bridge and stash my find

yes i have had to punch and bite baristas, to assert my dominance at the top of the food chain

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school?

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH



Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Paladinus posted:

You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school?

Plus most schools do have classes that teach that stuff. They figure out which kids are normies and let them take regular classes, and figure who are the dumbshits and offer them a free credit in "Life Skills" class.

Most schools have a subset of "School For Dummies" classes they offer to the idiots so they can at least graduate and go onto a job stacking boxes or pulling a lever in a factory.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Are y'all arguing with jpegs again

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My school spent a few days every year during tax season teaching us how to fill out 1040 forms. And even if you aren't taught it in school you just need to follow the step by step instructions.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

If all you have is a regular job taxes are easy. If you are self employed, or have rental income, or do any kind investing outside of a normal brokerage account - taxes are still easy but take more preparation during the year because you need to make sure your records are in order.

There are a ton of self employed people who never even think about the tax implications and then get slaughtered in April. And there's also tons of people who just don't understand tax brackets and that works in favor of republicans.

So, yeah, if you can't figure out a 1040-EZ on your own there's nothing any schooling could have done to help you. But teaching some basic knowledge about the country's tax system would be beneficial.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I simply do not make enough money to pay taxes. Owned.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Paladinus posted:

You just go on a website and fill out a form, you idiot! How do people still whine about not being taught taxes at school?

Because a large, highly-profitable industry exists around tax preparation and it's in their best interest to keep taxes a confusing mystery that's available only to specialists?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I'm ready for ¡Jeb!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Small brain: taxes are easy

Medium brain: taxes are hard because there's a lot of possible ways to get tax credits which can make a big difference in the final result

Galaxy brain: taxes are hard because we are too bought into capitalist ideology to provide simple straightforward welfare, instead gating it behind your ability to follow forms and legalese, as well as fuelling a predatory industry of tax preparers despite the fact that the IRS (for example) knows very well how much money it wants from you and could do your taxes for you, letting you contest it if they're wrong.

Universe brain: taxes are theft

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Really the main thing school teaches you is how to study and learn, but most people won't pick up on that until college and even then only if they actually care about doing well.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
All I know about Turbo Tax comes from Reply All: https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/6nhgol
Lol, in Germany I just go online and fill out a form. Takes about half an hour, including getting my documents in order.
Oh wait...Memes






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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
nah

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
i think you just posted misogyny my dude, not memes

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Thank you I ordered this just yesterday

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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

AstroWhale posted:

Oh wait...Memes


The hell is this 2009 4chan nonsense

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