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Bethamphetamine posted:It's space so nothing is illegal. The gift shop will be baller. Black Rhinocerous babies and those frogs you can lick to get high. i doubt they would get to that point since they would be too busy loving kids in space
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1208032667222102022?s=20
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:00 |
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have a young hot bernie with his son this morning
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:00 |
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My greatest fear is that someone will finally get Pete to do the high hopes song and dance when I'm watching and I will no longer be blissfully ignorant of it
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:02 |
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So Trump is gonna have to just sit there and stew on all this for the entire holiday break. Excellent.
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Flavius Aetass posted:have a young hot bernie with his son this morning drat he had good hair
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Epic High Five posted:My greatest fear is that someone will finally get Pete to do the high hopes song and dance when I'm watching and I will no longer be blissfully ignorant of it there's gonna be dancers at every polling station in the country during the primary
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:03 |
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Basebf555 posted:So Trump is gonna have to just sit there and stew on all this for the entire holiday break. Excellent. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1207817078725578755?s=19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1207821957988835329?s=19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1207842238623080448?s=19
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:04 |
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seeing old people when they were younger than me makes me painfully aware of the passage of time
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I seem to remember Trump having a lonely holiday last year as well
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:06 |
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triple sulk posted:the contrast of the japanese people they meet and the worst of the americans they usually deal with is something to behold The best QE episode is the one where the food guy has to explain to the husband that even though his wife is his emotionless property, he should probably do a single nice thing for her at least once. And since he refuses to cook for her because it's too gay, here's how to gather various cheeses and dump them on a plate. e: No, my bad. It's the one where they made the black guy drive and get pulled over by a southern cop for no reason. Hi-larious.
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:06 |
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the fix is in
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:06 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:seeing old people when they were younger than me makes me painfully aware of the passage of time Ask not for whom the crack pings. It pings for you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:06 |
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burpy planters
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:06 |
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its p great that libs have managed to take 2 generic annoying pop songs that you'd never remember, and give an entire forum PTSD lmao
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:07 |
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magiccarpet posted:I seem to remember Trump having a lonely holiday last year as well The government was shut down lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:07 |
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lol trump forcing a trial will basically make mitch agree to concessions for "fairness" (it won't matter) before it gets to the senate or the democrats cave anyway, either way it gets a bunch of shitheads on record bada ba da ba im lovin it
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:07 |
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Basebf555 posted:So Trump is gonna have to just sit there and stew on all this for the entire holiday break. Excellent. Yeah lmao
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:07 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:seeing old people when they were younger than me makes me painfully aware of the passage of time telomeres arent real
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:07 |
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My understanding is that you don't actually want to physically lick the frog
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Basebf555 posted:So Trump is gonna have to just sit there and stew on all this for the entire holiday break. Excellent. and i for one wish him a Merry Christmas!
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NofrikinfuN posted:seeing old people when they were younger than me makes me painfully aware of the passage of time my knee just hurts sometimes now and that's just what my knee is like from now on lmao
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:09 |
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ex post facho posted:telomeres arent real i had to look this up and i want to be some kind of genetic freak that lives forever like those 250 year old lobsters
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:09 |
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https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1206984922898022400?s=20 Watch china achieve ignition
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Flavius Aetass posted:my knee just hurts sometimes now and that's just what my knee is like from now on lmao yeah part of my back is like this now at least i still have the memory of being able to bend over far enough to touch my toes
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:10 |
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https://twitter.com/hansilowang/status/1207891556532969472?s=20
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1206984922898022400?s=20 this was the plot to spiderman 2
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tacodaemon posted:do you think trump has any idea what the word "hoax" actually means so hoax now means 'political conspiracy,' deal with it
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1206984922898022400?s=20
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:its p great that libs have managed to take 2 generic annoying pop songs that you'd never remember, and give an entire forum PTSD lmao i see youve forgotten one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEmQk3u88U
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:12 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:this was the plot to spiderman 2
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Dolphin posted:there's this theory that idiots speed up the evolution of language because their repetitive misuse of words eventually creates new word definitions and 'political conspiracy' now means 'anything democrats do that republicans are against'
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:12 |
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free zegermans
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Epic High Five posted:I'm glad I never saw the brain worm high hopes video so I can mention it casually and force other people to re-live it while I go on in blissful ignorance I showed my kid the dance cause she likes funny things and she dances and now when we are in public she tries to make me do the mayor pete dance with her if the songs plays. It makes me nervous because I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm non-ironically doing the mayor pete dance and I absolutely do not want to discuss mayor pete with anyone
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punchymcpunch posted:i see youve forgotten one this is my personal fave if we're still redefining words
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:13 |
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win some, lose some
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:13 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes wait, does this mean Jared is the shadow president fuckin
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crack pings just keep getting betterrr
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God Bless Trumpy Bear and praise Jesus for Christmas morning tweets.
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