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Captain Splendid posted:How's this? This is good.
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potential recruiting slogan based on a conversation in twinks: J/Oin GOONS
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Empty Sandwich posted:potential recruiting slogan based on a conversation in twinks: Considering how many minors play this game, that is a terrible idea to go telling the population. Unless you keep it on this side of the paywall, that is.
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Ugh goons are gross Just be content to drink tears and bash fash.
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Charge your crystals! J/Oin GOONS today!
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super sweet best pal posted:Also, I managed to destroy one of their nukes with a spy today. Always use your daily espionage attempt and always attack nukes if you're not gathering intel. A single spy has a nonzero chance of smashing an enemy nuke. Update: I smashed two of their nukes in three days.
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Methrage left beige early to attack lmao
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Methrage left beige early to attack lmao drat it, I should have put money down on this as a bet. It was a very expected outcome.
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I really feel like I'm helping because I think I have more goodder numbers than bads  And like 15 minutes of half-assed effort a day ingame was enough.
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Sardonik posted:
gently caress you, don't you dare top me in nukes received!!!!!@@@#$%%^$#&@($^
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Viva Miriya posted:gently caress you, don't you dare top me in nukes received!!!!!@@@#$%%^$#&@($^ "nuke Viva" isn't a meme yet
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When Methrage is too lazy to try to fight his well earned strikes:
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Critical thinking and basic math, what will GOONS accomplish next?
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:basic math, what will GOONS accomplish next? Woah hey don't put long division in my mouth.
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Methrage left beige early to attack lmao Shortly after which, he bailed to vacation mode for 167 days.
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 A "verbal" warning...with a ten day mute...for a single post advising a dude to actually provide proof. gently caress me, but do the P&W forums suck.
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Dec 20, 2019 05:08
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People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you.
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The Shortest Path posted:People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you. goons_dumb.png
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The Shortest Path posted:People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you. People are only making those report threads in the hopes that goons will reply and get warning points. I'd recommend never posting in those threads, even if you have more "evidence", because the mods don't think anything you post is more evidence.
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The mods in this game are the quirky glitches that don't make sense, but add to the character and charm. The forums are the real challenge, so when you win it's much more satisfying. Goons gotta git gud
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Crell posted:People are only making those report threads in the hopes that goons will reply and get warning points. I'd recommend never posting in those threads, even if you have more "evidence", because the mods don't think anything you post is more evidence. I got muted for several days for the most straightforward post of adding “said person also spammed my thread but it was deleted.” I also got two simultaneous warning points for “trolling” methrage in alliance chat as well so there’s basically zero tolerance when it comes to goons there with some mods. There’s no point in arguing,  until you get banned
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The Shortest Path posted:People have warned you to not post in no-discussion forums like fifty times, that's on you. My post was actually relevant and within the stupid loving NDF rules so go eat a dick.
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Hey hey, take your slapfight to QCS.
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This is how mad they are at us: https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/topic/27478-time-for-everyone-to-embargo-goons/
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Khris Kruel posted:This is how mad they are at us: At the rate he's going through the thread he'll reach this post in just over 10 years.
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So this is the second time I've posted in this thread, I've been with the game since the beginning. The game is not a lot of fun, the part that's fun is hanging out with goons and making the players angry. Most of the game is libertarian and alt right, and they get triggered by words like communist and socialist. I argued with a pubbie yesterday about how welfare is a socialist policy, and he tried to convince me it was a social policy, and totally not socialist, and would flip out if I called America Socialist. We have someone that in game is roleplaying as the confederate states of america, and when we attack him with war reasons like "heritage is hate", he reports us for having Out of Character attacks on him, when he is roleplaying In Character as the confederacy. We have the most active wars in the game at roughly 325 at any time...the next closest alliance has 200, and that's the #1 alliance in the game. We're at #7. The #26 alliance in the game had one of their members raid one of us, and after 24 hours of negotiating for reps, and they refused and stood their ground against us, we filled up every defensive slot in this alliance in 20 minutes. For reference, most alliances in this game take 24 hours to declare 5 wars. We have an automated bot that will grab a target from our database for you to declare war on, and it's asynchronous, allowing 20 goons to get targets at once, which allows us to absolutely obliterate someone we declare war on. We're allied to the best alliances in the game and all the alt-righters and edge lords we trigger everyday are exposing themselves to be attacked by us. Most of the really toxic players have already left the game, crying about us. We live rent free in their heads. Arrgh, the roleplaying pirate alliance, started with 100 members and we had 50 back in early October. We've been at perma war with them for 2.5 months, and they now have 37 members, and we have 170. Come join us and trigger the hell out of the edgelords. They can't stand us.
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The game really honestly sucks rear end, but that makes all the nazi tears that much more delicious. I genuinely thought it was a joke when people said it was five years old because it feels like an unpolished beta made over the course of a few months. Plus the wars are so unbalanced, if the pubbies ever realize you can focus 100% of your military on building tanks and win every war every time, we'll be in big trouble 
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Khris Kruel posted:
Of those 37 members around 10 are not inactive or beige (Forced to be inactive due to goons pounding them)
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Danaru posted:info leak Dude!!! keep it in the discord!!
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They keep arguing "nuh-uh, argh is eternal" whenever we declare victory because they don't think losses matter. They've lost most of their members, millions in cash and resources and a ton of nation score, yet they still refuse to acknowledge their defeat.
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no one tell them about our super secret plan to drive every pubbie out of the game
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Wohooo, we are #1!!!
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RabbitWizard posted:Wohooo, we are #1!!! Top the Top of the charts
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Who are these None assholes? We need to kick their rear end.
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Here's a little lesson in trickery
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Two ideas I had today. 1: Turn the world into a radioactive wasteland. I was reading about nuclear weapons causing fallout, which negatively affects food production. I wonder if it would be possible to set off enough warheads to render Orbis unarable. 2: Can we report pubbies to their own clans for not following that clan's rules? I'm fighting a Golden Horde shitter who isn't even putting up a fight except for a lone missile. In the clan's page it says that members will fight to the very last and are unconcerned with their cities/infrastructure. It sounds to me that this guy is more concerned with playing SimCity rather than going balls out on war, which seems like a violation of Golden Horde's member rules.
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Danaru posted:Here's a little lesson in trickery
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