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Nice piece of fish posted:That's a loving parody. That is not real. No way. He is extremely real.
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Gobbeldygook posted:Sir that is Congressman Billy Long who is PROUD to hail from real Missour-ah! That fuckin owns
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blarzgh posted:That fuckin owns that was Laura Loomer he was drowning out, right?
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on the one hand Billy Long is a corrupt piece of poo poo, on the other bad things happening to Laura Loomer is objectively good and funny
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Dec 20, 2019 21:10
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I had no idea who Laura Loomer was until five minutes ago. How I long for those more innocent times.
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ActusRhesus posted:I had no idea who Laura Loomer was until five minutes ago. You aren’t very online anymore, so it makes sense. Then again, neither is she.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:51
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Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. 
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. Repping a family member on a DUI? OOOOOO Noooooooo You gonna rep your brother on a domestic abuse with a pending divorce and custody battle next year?
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Pook Good Mook posted:Repping a family member on a DUI? OOOOOO Noooooooo He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt.
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. ahaahahaahha Oh Toona will you ever make a good decision
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. Do you know anything about how to... actually, nevermind. Just provide updates.
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sullat posted:He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt. God drat I laughed so hard
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Dec 21, 2019 00:48
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. You dumb motherfucker. E: sullat posted:He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt. 
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. Dumbass. The only legal help I give friends/family is either making traffic tickets that smell like racial profiling go away or “this guy is a good lawyer. Call them. Also shut up until you talk to a lawyer.” If I like them I’ll give the lawyer a heads up to expect the call. Trust me. No good will come of this. sullat posted:He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt. Holy poo poo, man. Amazing.
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Its just ARD. I did literally dozens when I was at the PD.sullat posted:He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt. 
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Dec 21, 2019 02:56
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This is a great opportunity for a law thread let’s play
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Vox Nihili posted:Do you know anything about how to... actually, nevermind. Just provide updates. To be fair, what does knowing anything have to do with representing a client? I mean, sure, knowing things is handy in a pinch but let's not delude ourselves into thinking it's a prerequisite to having a bar card.
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Friend of mine was just telling me about how in Germany law school is 5 years, then to actually practice law you need 2 years of work experience at firm, company or government agency and only then you can take the bar exam. And if you fail more than twice you gotta re so law school.
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. The only explanation left is that this is a benevolent trickster spirit that exists just to bring joy to this thread but also make us realize how dead we are inside for finding this funny.
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sullat posted:He''ll be conflicted out because of his relationship with the other party, no doubt. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Ur Getting Fatter posted:Friend of mine was just telling me about how in Germany law school is 5 years, then to actually practice law you need 2 years of work experience at firm, company or government agency and only then you can take the bar exam. Yeah? Same for Norway pretty much. Only it's 2 years of work experience at law, which means either you study under an advocate (not in house, an actual firm) or a prosecutor, practice as an associate judge or as an exception you can qualify if you are getting phd. And you need a number of actual appearances in court solo (you get a sort of conditional license for this, a learner's permit if you will). And pass the bar exam. Though if you fail you get to try again. They are changing it so you need 3 years and then another 6 months of university.
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The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! “The fact that he is not here is troubling.” “Oh, I’m not troubled at all.” echopapa fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! Lol does he actually say around 4m “oh, I am so pissed...” E. The “resign, bitch” moment is so much better than I imagined Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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Dec 21, 2019 15:21
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I felt slightly nauseous listening to this. I cannot imagine the feeling in that room when, several minutes into being poo poo on by the presiding judge, he decides to stand up and announce himself when it's clear he's going to get summonsed back anyways. Incredible
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Did he say “i need a shot” at the end?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Did he say “i need a shot” at the end? That’s what I heard. Also getting called “slick” is way worse than being called son or champ or whatever
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! oh my god every single second of this is amazing i can't even pick my favorite part but i keep cackling at the judge being personally offended that this idiot was dumb enough to put everything in writing, so much so that he mentions it twice edit: perhaps the "that it? we're out of here! you! leave first!" evilweasel fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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actually i think my favorite part is the long part where the judge goes over everything he put in his opposition and dares him to try and argue those points to his face "this is going to be good. you're going to enjoy how this comes out." evilweasel fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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Here’s a funny article of British people not understanding Hook’s insults https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7803949/amp/California-judge-demands-lawyer-QUITS-job-sent-100-threatening-emails.html quote:Hook referred to lawyers as '306 million gay boys' in emails and told them to 'eat a bowl of d***s'.
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! You are a hero.
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! gently caress I need to listen to this when I get off my plane.
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! Holy poo poo, everyone listen to this. The transcript can only tell you so much of how much the judge murdered this dude.
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Okay listened to it. Holy. Fuckin'. poo poo. The balls of the guy to just sit there and wait until the judge is clearly going to issue the show cause before coming forward. It's just a loving slaughter from that point on. Just hearing how pissed the judge was is terrifying.
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Eminent Domain posted:The balls of the guy to just sit there and wait until the judge is clearly going to issue the show cause before coming forward. I find that choice so perplexing. Just sitting in the courtroom pretending the case hasn't been called like you're a surprise witness? I mean, clearly this person isn't the most tactical thinker, but still...
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Law Megathread: 306 million gay boys Edit: hey echopapa is that your real name on the drop box and would you like to edit it out somehow SuperKlaus fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Dec 22, 2019 |
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evilweasel posted:oh my god every single second of this is amazing God loving damnit holy poo poo it's an evisceration. That guy is loving done like a christmas turkey done.
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SuperKlaus posted:Edit: hey echopapa is that your real name on the drop box and would you like to edit it out somehow It isn’t my name. Some Twitter guy found and uploaded this.
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Judge: I was a marine and a cop, of course I’ve called people cocksucking motherfucker cumstains...but not in writing! Come on man
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Judge: I was a marine and a cop, of course I’ve called people cocksucking motherfucker cumstains...but not in writing! Come on man That was the part that made me laugh the most. The judge wasn't as much pissed at him about his dumbshit tactics, but rather that he sent it in an email. Judge has been through too many texas style depos.
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