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LifeSunDeath posted:Are you making fun of cheese-wifu, cause if so I'll kick you rear end. edit: content. Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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ewiley posted:Favorite new Christmas movie! It's not a Christmas movie since it's themes have nothing to do with Christmas nor does Christmas factor into the plot. You want to be edgy, say Eyes Wide Shut is your favorite Christmas movie.
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Cable Guy posted:Gruyère.
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MizPiz posted:It's not a Christmas movie since it's themes have nothing to do with Christmas nor does Christmas factor into the plot. The real underrated Christmas movie is Lethal Weapon.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 04:32 |
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In Detroit, Muskrats are acceptable to eat on Fridays during Lent for the same reason. A few charities and civic groups still have fundraiser dinners.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 07:17 |
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Religion: Where everything's made up and the rules don't matter. " Oh hey, rules say we cant have meat during this time.' Oh poo poo, well, I'll just say these animals here are fish, and then we can ignore the first rule for the most part."
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 07:23 |
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Platystemon posted:It’s an encyclopædia where everyone roleplays like English was never corrupted by the perfidious French.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 07:29 |
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https://twitter.com/GangBonanno/status/1208041273027973120?s=19
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 07:55 |
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Imagine being so blessed as to be alive at the same time as such majesty.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 08:29 |
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The only bad part about that story is that he got arrested
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 09:16 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 09:26 |
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Imagine getting arrested for stealing a PS4 when the 5s are right around the corner.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 10:36 |
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central dogma posted:Imagine getting arrested for stealing a PS4 when the 5s are right around the corner. That picture is years old
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 10:39 |
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Interestingly, he'll be more harshly punished for this than if he just shoplifted it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 13:11 |
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bike tory posted:That picture is years old How could anyone know without an img_timeline post?
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 13:11 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Religion: Where everything's made up and the rules don't matter. Similarly giving up Facebook seems like a far cry from walking through the desert, but fasting is personal and if you think not being able to post your favorite memes for a couple months gets you closer to Jesus, you do you.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:09 |
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Jesus appreciates it when you share memes with Him. Print up the meme on paper & burn it in the thurible.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:24 |
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https://twitter.com/LlamaInaTux/status/1113815065214377984
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:28 |
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zedprime posted:This is one of those things that sounds weirder than what the literal reading is. Fasting at the time this became a practice was determined by the what I'm struggling to find words for but lets call disposition of the food. Classically called hot and cold, but more like interesting and boring. A good fast is of boring food. Fish are boring, but it sets the precedent water animals are boring so if a priest wanted to call these capybaras, beavers, and muskrats boring that's their prerogative as a bridge to God. Still feels a bit "Rules-lawyer" to me, like how certain items are classified as X to get around various import taxes.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:29 |
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Wait why is fish meat not meat? They are already starting with a stupid premise
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:42 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:Jesus appreciates it when you share memes with Him. That's a thurible idea. freeedr posted:Wait why is fish meat not meat? They are already starting with a stupid premise Because fish meat loving rocks.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 17:51 |
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Tortoises whales butterflies birds and fish it says on the loving sign, god
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:12 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Still feels a bit "Rules-lawyer" to me, like how certain items are classified as X to get around various import taxes. Anything classified as a truck has a huge import duty into the US (I think its 25%). So I heard that those new little Jeep Renegades are put together in Turkey, tested, them disassembled and sent by ship to somewhere on the east coast, imported as "parts" where they are then re-assembled to get around the duty.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:29 |
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zedprime posted:Fish are boring, but it sets the precedent water animals are boring so if a priest wanted to call these capybaras, beavers, and muskrats boring that's their prerogative as a bridge to God. Any religion that says capybaras are boring is a religion I want nothing to do with!
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:42 |
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Ford Transit vans used to be (or perhaps still are?) kitted out with a full compliment of seats, imported as people movers, and then have the seats ripped out and destroyed to be sold as new freight vehicles. Drops that import tariff from 25% to 2.5%.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:43 |
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Yeah, they got caught shipping the windows and seats back to the origin point and forced to destroy them, and it's still cheaper to do that.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:59 |
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Capitalism is loving stupid
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:10 |
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There are regular animals in the Peppa Pig universe. Her class has a pet tortoise, they visit farms in a few episodes, etc. In this^ episode there's also a running gag from the zookeepers, who are a lion and a crocodile that they want to eat Peppa's teacher, who is a gazelle. Just to remind you that they are still animals too I guess. voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 19:31 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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Crossover post courtesy of the cspam cop thread.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:34 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:35 |
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was about to say...not this argument again.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:36 |
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Amy Poehler has some skill
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:36 |
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Some combination of and
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Lakedaimon posted:Anything classified as a truck has a huge import duty into the US (I think its 25%). So I heard that those new little Jeep Renegades are put together in Turkey, tested, them disassembled and sent by ship to somewhere on the east coast, imported as "parts" where they are then re-assembled to get around the duty. Similarly --- anyone who's bought brand new Chuck Taylors, you know how the soles have that tiny bit of fuzz that wears off after the first time you wear them? That's put on there so they can call them "slippers", which have a far cheaper import/export tariff than shoes.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:02 |
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They should just let Parks & Rec end, imo
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:05 |
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What if stripper Leslie Knope squirted on the cop played by Louis CK?
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The Bloop posted:Some combination of and
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The Bloop posted:Some combination of and The piss tape was poo?
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:35 |
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It was actually ink. They squirt ink in self defense before swimming away.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:What if stripper Leslie Knope squirted on the cop played by Louis CK? no shipping
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