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mehall
Aug 27, 2010


OwlFancier posted:

Can you get deep fried battered {literal anything if you ask nicely} in Scottish chippies?

Yes

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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Teabagging the deep fryer because I'm a hard man.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

:scotland:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Braggart posted:

Teabagging the deep fryer because I'm a hard man.

You never see deep fried peas offered anywhere. You would think they would taste nice.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

White pudding is of the devil

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

So it's black pudding without the... blood?

So it's a stick of lard with a bit of cereal in it?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

This is the country where most chippies will batter and deepfry a personal pizza for you.

The Pizza Crunch is a thing of beauty.

:scotland:

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


both white pudding and black pudding are good.


the gently caress is red pudding

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Pound_Coin posted:

both white pudding and black pudding are good.


the gently caress is red pudding

It's what remains of the last humans to venture into Fife unarmed.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

Can you get deep fried battered black pudding in Scottish chippies?

Deep Fried Curly Wurly is a good one apparently but you have to provide your own Curly Wurly.

Braggart posted:

I like chocolate oranges but I am quite happy for others to dislike them.

Hear me out Miftan.

Deep fried Terry's Chocolate Orange. Do you deep fry the segments individually or the whole sphere at once?

Pound_Coin posted:

both white pudding and black pudding are good.


the gently caress is red pudding

https://sausage.fandom.com/wiki/Red_pudding

Sounds vile, I'm mostly excited because there's a wiki devoted to sausages.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pound_Coin posted:

the gently caress is red pudding

Apparently a unique scottish chippy thing, it sounds alright tbh, like an in-house battered sausage

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

It sounds like the kind of thing the alt right would start eating to ward off islamic mind control rays. It just also happens to actually be delicious.
Mr Brain's Pork Plus.

forkboy84 posted:

I'm mostly excited because there's a wiki devoted to sausages.
sausage dot fandom dot com

What a time to be alive.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

Apparently a unique scottish chippy thing, it sounds alright tbh, like an in-house battered sausage

Except battered sausages are already standard at every chippie I've been to.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


happyhippy posted:

You never see deep fried peas offered anywhere. You would think they would taste nice.

Pea fritter?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Is red pudding another name for saveloy?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

Except battered sausages are already standard at every chippie I've been to.

I mean like a chippy specific kind of sausage.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

forkboy84 posted:

Deep fried Terry's Chocolate Orange. Do you deep fry the segments individually or the whole sphere at once?.

Whole, and you freeze it first.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Oh my god i want some.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Goons, I am sat in the garden enjoying the neighbours wifi staring at the stars and drinking a whisky, and because my jacket is good I don't even feel cold despite it being -1 out.

I recommend it. It's a lovely night. Of course if you're citybound it'll be a less good sky, sorry pal.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Thought the thread may enjoy this:

https://twitter.com/ShaneSheehy/status/1208400212886245378?s=20

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

sebzilla posted:

They just eat jallerpeenoes mate none of that fancy poo poo.

I probably have Subway twice a week (because everything round here is chain fast food poo poo and they're the best of a bad bunch) and my god the number of times I've heard someone pronouncing chipotle to rhyme with bottle

forkboy84 posted:

Deep Fried Curly Wurly is a good one apparently but you have to provide your own Curly Wurly.

tried deep friend Mars bar in a student pub in town and honestly it was incredibly disappointing because I'm pretty sure they just fried it in the same oil they fried everything else in

the combination of sweet centre and extremely savoury batter just did not work at all

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

This is the country where most chippies will batter and deepfry a personal pizza for you.

The Pizza Crunch is a thing of beauty.

:scotland:

You're twice as likely to die of a heart attack in the hour after eating a pizza crunch than at any other time in your life.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gonzo McFee posted:

You're twice as likely to die of a heart attack in the hour after eating a pizza crunch than at any other time in your life.

You've got die some time, may as well go happy (personally a pizza crunch sounds nasty, is rather go eating my usual chippie order when I lived somewhere with a chippie; large box of chips smothered in salt and vinegar, the way god intended)

As a fat oval office, two of the things I miss most about no longer living in a city are having a good local chippy (there was one on Paisley Road West next to the Cessnock underground stop entrance that I really liked) and having someone deliver pizza to your front door. I haven't had a stuffed crust pizza in nearly a decade and it makes me sad.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Dec 22, 2019

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gonzo McFee posted:

You're twice as likely to die of a heart attack in the hour after eating a pizza crunch than at any other time in your life.

Straight to the gates of Valhalla, though.

(Two battered sausages supper, salt, ketchup and tonnes of vinegar)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I used to eat a pizza crunch every lunch at school. It's a miracle I'm alive.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gonzo McFee posted:

I used to eat a pizza crunch every lunch at school. It's a miracle I'm alive.

Truly a warrior heart.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Jesus loving Christ. You lot are the few people I can whinge about politics do, you can't give yourselves heart attacks like this.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
am I literally the only person in this thread who doesn't like deep fried anything

(otoh ask me about weird bodybuilding diets, like the person who eats nothing but breakfast cereal, skim milk and whey powder)

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

Bundy posted:

Is red pudding another name for saveloy?

no

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Jesus loving Christ. You lot are the few people I can whinge about politics do, you can't give yourselves heart attacks like this.

There are two kinds of people, the brave and the bold who want a better world and treat their bodies like stolen cars and Tories.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My body is a temple, but it's a temple inhabited by a weird doomsday hedonism cult.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Or some of the most famous temples: some bastard nicked most of the stonework and the rest is dropping to bits, or it's been abandoned and is now full of snakes and apes flinging poo poo at each other.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

OwlFancier posted:

Or some of the most famous temples: some bastard nicked most of the stonework and the rest is dropping to bits, or it's been abandoned and is now full of snakes and apes flinging poo poo at each other.

the palace of westminster? Ha ha ha

signed, Ian hislop

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Julio Cruz posted:

I probably have Subway twice a week (because everything round here is chain fast food poo poo and they're the best of a bad bunch) and my god the number of times I've heard someone pronouncing chipotle to rhyme with bottle

Wait what?

Look at it it's 'chip-ottle'.

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Jesus loving Christ. You lot are the few people I can whinge about politics do, you can't give yourselves heart attacks like this.

since the election i've legit not eaten a single healthy meal lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vitamin P posted:

Wait what?

Look at it it's 'chip-ottle'.

I think it's pronounced chip-oat-lay

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Definitely pronounced gill o'teen.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/21/we-fought-militant-in-the-1980s-far-left-hold-now-much-worse

loving guardian

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Yes, self-evidently Labour MPs should launch a ferocious civil war against their own members, with victory freeing them up to do... something democratically socialist that the article leaves undefined.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


The author profile is impressive.

https://www.theguardian.com/profile/royhattersley

Some ancient fossil who apparently just gets wheeled out every now and then to whinge about labour.

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
If they ever did something more than whinge, I might have some iota of respect for them even if I disagreed with their conclusions but nope, it's 'Momentum thugs' all the way down.

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