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My Asian Grandma posted:whenever i buy something online and they ask where i heard about them, i write "on infowars." the idea is theyll worry theyre being associated with infowars
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Dec 22, 2019 05:50
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putting on rap songs about the addams family just to listen to |
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Dec 23, 2019 08:12
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me: cool if I put on some music? date: sure me: alexa, play addams family whoomp by tag team alexa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ho3FtN-9M8 |
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me: what seems to be the problem officer? cop: first could you turn that music down, sir? my car stereo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuYlLZ8Qg48 me: no |
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Dec 23, 2019 08:19
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trying to make a thread about how rap music has changed but the only rap songs I can think of are about the addams family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RVKwIhrLc |
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Cubone posted:me: what seems to be the problem officer? Cop: I'm going to have to ask you to turn that down? Me: Uh...turn what down? Cop: The music! Me: Actually, "sir" it's called Ninja Rap meaning you probably cannot here it because ninja are known for their silence. |
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Do you think dogs think we are their pets? |
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Dec 24, 2019 21:51
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Tattood on my knuckles are "Eat," and "poo poo" No no I'm not telling you to eat poo poo I - *gets beaten up* |
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Finger Prince posted:Do you think dogs think we are their pets? operant conditioning through rewards of being loving adorable
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Dec 25, 2019 00:14
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the masked poster like the masked singer but with posting CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Dec 25, 2019 07:53
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Nosferatu watching his prey eat a luxurious meal in front of him after they stumbled upon his castle in th midst of a torrential downpour, wondering how he even still has a chef on payroll |
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Nosferatu, earnestly: *clacking fingernails together* I hope the food... is to your liking... |
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Hostile Makeover. A show in which covert ops beauticians disappear contestants to a black site spa to give them the makeover of a lifetime! Friends and family won't even recognize them after they're returned but after some convincing the missing persons reports get reversed. Most of the time. |
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Dec 25, 2019 18:42
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Hostile Makeover.  Also Hostile Makeover is a pro-tier username
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Ho-style makeover |
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Dec 25, 2019 19:25
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Hostile Makeover. The Changeling Transformation with Chris and Heidi Powell |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Hostile Makeover.
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Dec 26, 2019 01:31
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That should be a thread imo
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Dec 26, 2019 01:59
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Trying to milk as much humor as I can get from the word Sexty-Nine |
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Goons Are Great posted:That should be a thread imo ikr? it's great and  is a smiley to live by
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Okay. I'll post it. Edit: The Thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3907973 Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Dec 26, 2019 |
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a cat walks into a glass door because someone shone a light through it and then the cat jumps off the glass door and sticks to the person and the person panics and that's the joke i hate when people mess with kitties
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Dec 26, 2019 07:16
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Human gets out the laser pointer but this time the cat returns fire. |
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Dec 27, 2019 00:33
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google THIS posted:Human gets out the laser pointer but this time the cat returns fire. "While you were shopping for snackys, I was studying the blade!" Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap |
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Dec 27, 2019 00:40
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"Father, please let's watch Manimal together" a foppish Victorian boy putting forth various arguments to convince his father that he should be allowed to watch the TV show Manimal (NBC, 1983) |
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Dec 27, 2019 15:48
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Father, please let's watch Manimal together" sadly i lack the knowledge of tv's Manimal (NBC, 1983) to participate but this sounds funny and i would read/enjoy/perhaps even learn from this thread
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The transformation sequences legit freaked me out as a kid, but I loved the show. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Father, please let's watch Manimal together" |
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Dec 27, 2019 20:23
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SardonicTyrant posted:*dennis hopper in blue velvetishly* MANIMAL! gently caress MANIMAL! NIGHT! MAN! MANIMAL! gently caress that shiiiiit! Knight! Ri! Der! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:MANIMAL! gently caress that shiiiiit! Knight! Ri! Der! Father, both narratives were created by Mr. Glen A. Larson so there is no need to choose but one, in point of fact I think a fun game could be made of finding and discussing thematic similarities which practice could only serve me well in Rhetoric and Forensics, and anyway what is a manimal but a very versatile automobile |
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Dec 27, 2019 20:48
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Father, please let's watch Manimal together" Father, I am loathe to trouble you about a matter of such relative insignificance, but I wish to request again that I be allowed to watch Manimal. Yes, I have read of its narrative faults, Father, and I know it is performed by actors, those lower class ruffians who would never be allowed into our home. Nevertheless, I believe it would be edifying to see the variety of animals into which the Manimal can transform, and that it would further my education. Oh, Father, I was indeed aware that all of those animals, or at least their heads, are on display in the parlor, and are the subject of fine discussions bybour family and guests. But, but, Dad, Manimal is just cool and all the other kids get to watch it! |
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Dec 28, 2019 03:05
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There's an episode of Night Man* that crosses over with Manimal. I think they fight the devil. *Night Man is a great b-movie show. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:There's an episode of Night Man* that crosses over with Manimal. I think they fight the devil. oh my god "Crossover with Glen Larson's Manimal. Night Man works with the shapeshifting Dr. Jonathan Chase and his daughter to put an end to the homicidal rampage of a time-travelling Jack the Ripper." I knew Night Man was a late 90s comic and I was vaguely aware that it had had a TV show* (that ran for... FORTY-FOUR episodes?) but this is something else *developed by Mr. Glen A. Larson |
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Dec 28, 2019 15:50
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Glen Larson, the Dick Wolf of the mid-80s... |
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Dec 28, 2019 18:36
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Explaining the duality of order vs. chaos with Pringles and Lays potato chips. |
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Dec 29, 2019 18:35
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SardonicTyrant posted:Explaining the duality of order vs. chaos with Pringles and Lays potato chips. there's a few books on this
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SardonicTyrant posted:Explaining the duality of order vs. chaos with Pringles and Lays potato chips. Once you pop the fun don't stop vs. Bet you can't eat just one: a treaties |
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Dec 29, 2019 19:33
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SardonicTyrant posted:Explaining the duality of order vs. chaos with Pringles and Lays potato chips. With a sidebar on the Ruffles waveform collapse
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The spooky action is when you clean out your car and later on you find a cheeto that wasn't there. |
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